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How would you react to a communist revolution?

  1. Join the action! Helping eliminate capitalist possession and establish rule of the proletariat.

  2. I could join depending on who is leading the revolution and other conditions.

  3. Im generally a socialist/social democrat but sort of sceptical about that radical action..

  4. Neutral, I really dont know what to think about it.

  5. Im against such a revolution but wouldnt do anything to stop it.

  6. Would probably help protect current political system from the attacks.

  7. Immediately join voluntary support police squads and subdue the revolution!

  8. I would join it but from a differ prospective(market-anarchist, utopian, primitivist or other)

  9. I would join the revolution but only for fun or to loot.

  10. I endorse the revolution fully but Im a closet communist so ill stay inside to be safe.

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  1. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    We need more western people here for the buisness.

    Do you by any chance know how to cook? You could become a chef at our camp. :) Or if you want, you can learn how to raft and become a rafting guide. ;p
     
  2. Winner

    Winner Diverse in Unity

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    I can swim well, I used to take part is competitions when I was younger. I've been rafting few times, is that enough? ;)

    (however, I am afraid that escaping communism in this country by moving to Venezuela might be a bit... counter-productive :mischief: )
     
  3. ArneHD

    ArneHD Just a little bit mad

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    You would go on a quest for the holy grail?
     
  4. Mad Man

    Mad Man Your lord and master

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    I'll join any movement that has the promise of separatism in my home state:ar15:
     
  5. West 36

    West 36 Can count up to 4

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    I'd go so far to blow things up for the fun of it, preferably big things, and if I'm enjoying myself I stay, but if they're dicks I start an anarchist revolution to mess with everyone.
     
  6. Dachs

    Dachs Hero of the Soviet Union

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    :cringe: "Run away!"
     
  7. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    Trust me, you'll be safe here. You can live in Merida, the city I live in, and nothing will ever come here. Dictators came and went in Venezuela and Merida was probably the least effected city. When you go to Barinas Camp for Rafting, you'll be in a camp in the farming area of Venezuela (Llanos which means flat land or Plains) a couple KM away from Barinas.

    Rafting in wherever you went is nothing like here. We are talking about BIG rivers with higher rafting levels. In WorldWide Rafting they rank the most extreme as New Zealand and than Venezuela as second place. Not to mention we have the added effect of the river's possibly flooding over 10 feet higher than normal which means death if you are unlucky to be in the river at the time. ;)

    On a more serious note, you could probably fit in for tours of the Llanos, with wildlife and everything.
     
  8. Till

    Till Adventurer

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    I'd dig a moat around my house, and install motion detectors, which trigger Money Money Money by ABBA being played at deafening volume. The shivering remains of trespassers would then get tossed into the moat, which i would fill with crocodiles, looted from the local zoo.
     
  9. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    How would you look the crocodiles? I assume you would simply strangle them with your dashing good looks then pull them by the tail into your moat?
     
  10. Till

    Till Adventurer

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    I have designated several neighbors as baits for such occasions.
     
  11. Earthling

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    Most likely the biggest threat would be Texans crossing state borders in an attempt to incite violence. Fortunately, a lot of people would probably be rather prepared for that, and I'd likely join in the sentry-building teams wholeheartedly.

    Other things I have going for me:
    A high-level battleaxe and potential back-from-extinction giant shark as an animal companion from previous escapades.
    Some of the crazies who'd be out against communists at all costs would be deterred if the movement looked like a "secession" - states rights', after all, so we'd have some more potential allies against the Texans.

    Also:
    It is meant to be a time of celebration, a yearly festival the spirit of our people, the spirit of the Revolution. And at the heart of it, the purest, bravest warlord in our long campaign to victory, the noble JonathanStrange. Jonathan and I have developed a bond - more than just a friendship - over the years and tonight we think it's time to cement that committment. And it would be, if not for a disquieting feeling in the air, and then the sensation that someone is wrong. We can feel it, evil permeating the heart of the forest eco-warriors like Cheezy fought to protect. And then, the omen that seems to consign us to our fates - an Irishman has traveled a long distance with some urgent message for leaders of the revolution. As chance would have it, would it could be any other way, he approaches me. "This evil is something greater than any we have fought before. You know there is only one way to stop it, a great sacrifice which can only be made of the greatest of men. I deliver this vessel to you, it is your duty before any other." As realization dawns upon me, I would yet hesitate and enjoy the time we have left, but the looming darkness gnaws at my heartstrings at well. Eventually, Jonathan and I are separate, in the time we were meant to spend together, under a great oak tree. "It must be done, it's the only way." With a swift strike Jonathan is felled; I am careful to avoid the shocked gaze of his eyes. The magic is releashed; it spirals outward with ever increasing speed neutralizing the forces of darkness. But at the center, there is only one thing I can see, the broken body of one I loved, his spirit gone beyond our reach forever. I fast for three days, hardly moving from the spot, as I mourn the tragic loss. Ralph, I'm not sure I can ever forgive you, though if it makes you feel better I'd throw you off the walls to prevent wolves from killing anyone else ;)
     
  12. West 36

    West 36 Can count up to 4

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    I could try a Kronstadt sort of thing!
     
  13. Miles Teg

    Miles Teg Nuclear Powered Mentat

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    Forget PETA. You ain't getting west of Hampshire county before getting shot between the eyes.
     
  14. rhawn

    rhawn Emperor

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    Brett Favre is not a communist.
     
  15. Irish Caesar

    Irish Caesar Yellow Jacket

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    If the revolution started in the morning, I'd still be in bed by the time it got put down. Nothing for me to do, and if I tried, I'd simply get in the way of people who knew what they'd be doing.

    Good way to get shot, and that would ruin my day if that happened.

    :lol:
     
  16. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall Lightforged Draenei Ghost Agent

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    I'd be sitting in my basement with my Gatling Laser and 20 crates full of Electron Charge Packs. Pop out and loot the capitalist's homes for goods.

    I'd give ya massive rep points for that Monty Python referance, but this forum does not have it so I give ya a jar full of cookies!
     
  17. Winner

    Winner Diverse in Unity

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    We'll stay in touch :D If the commies take over, I'll send you a PM ;)
     
  18. Bigfoot3814

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    I'd kill 'em. Then me and Mr. T would travel back through time so that I could do it again, this time with Mr. T as my partner in reactionaryism.
     
  19. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Brett Favre hasn't taken over.
     
  20. Masada

    Masada Koi-san!

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    Coffee breaks are bourgeois inventions, the real children of Communism don't need breaks! I see through your secret reactionary tendencies!
     

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