r16
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back in the good old days of 2014 when the writing was on the wall and ı was openly termed as a sick f word , an idiot on the minimum , ı had the temerity to remind that ı was a time capsule , to be referenced long after what's to happen happened and one of the sides got wiped out . Don't , if the typical r16 post gives you an headache .
first , the context . The Turk is a mythical creature . Married to a mermaid , he rides a dragon to work , scales , wings and fire in the belly . Totally despicable , he is much reviled by all the good people that populate this earth and survives only through consistent caprices of History . Take Americans ... Always ready to hate the Turk's guts and always ready to bring them out , but compelled to play for time . Like good old Brits cornering all the Opium of India and Americans forced to buy second rate from the second rate Ottomans and the Porte doing much evil work of surviving until the dawn of the 20th Century . With Greeks (to their detriment) wooed by all the West and failing to see . That had they had surrendered to the Yanks with all their hearts , there would be an American Crusade to give all Asia Minor to them . The only reason that there has been a Turkish Republic is that America refused the Mandate they were supposed to get . Armenians would get their chunk , Kurds would get their state , Greeks would get their "provinces" all over the place . While Mustafa Kemal would get a bullet in the head , for still blaming the entire Ittihad (this CUP thing to English speakers) for his defeat in Bolayır , 1913 . Because Mandate would mean "Peace" and that would mean less of the Turk killed , Americans refused their spoils of war , being co-equals of French and British Empires , and instead went home , to police the hemisphere in the name of the White Man .
enter MacMaster , some scout commander or something , discovering the Iraqis at 73 Easting or whatever , some location in the desert during the 1991 War . And processing the Iraqis accordingly . Why , no crime in that . It's War and people die in War and wars are won by killing more people of the enemy and stuff like that . It's not like that had ı been in his place , ı would get out of my tank , go over to Iraqis and sing with them around a camp fire . '91 War , devised as breaking up Iraq , as Step #1 , to create the 'stan , a Nation State for the Kurds so that they can be the seed for a Civil War in Turkey . Which forced Ankara , the so called Secular State and all that , to bring Islamists to the top , 'cause you know , they alone can speak to Sunni Kurds . And can avert the horrors of the Civil War ; Bosnia much evident . ı know , still nobody believes me that the Serbians kept bombarding Ankara with the video tapes of their glorious "soldiers" raping Bosnian women , with the constant mention of the NATO doing F word nothing with all their glorious aircover of the Serbs .
enter MacMaster , this time a formation commander or something . Not that we people were able to read his name in the newspapers of mid 2000s , when he arrives during Step #2 , the Invasion of Iraq . At Telafer , a Turkoman location between the "Kurdish" places of Iraq and Syria . ı know this will be considered low , even in my standarts , but anyhow . Empires have long used "diversity" to break up contagious existance of peoples who might be tempted to rebel . Porte , have moved tribes up and down , down and up and Türkmenler might be rather "useful" to the Turk . So , Americans citing terrorism , come for a little ethnic cleansing and laugh at all the howls of protest from Ankara . Am not the only one that knows A-K-P was given the Green Light in return for a Kurdish State and at least "autonomy" for Turkey's Southeast .
that he was not up to task , or more truthfully , he got caught up in a caprice of history , can be proven by later events . Namely , the American Alliance with Iran under Bush II and kept active by the spineless jerk , that Obama dude . We horse bandits are much hated by all and a shtstorm approved by all sides . With taking out the Turkoman first . Iran was gambling , true , but they had confidence that they could weather Kurdish popularity on a global scale . Mind you , the Syrian Civil War was raging at the time and Iran was cheating . They had sold Hizbullah of Lebanon for increased control over Baghdad ; but New Turkey had proved to be anything but heroic liberators of the oppressed Muslim Brotherhood in the field . Accidents could happen ; instead of uniting their minorities against the horrors of a Sunni invasion of Syria , they could instead face a Secular success story of Alawites , a not-Sunni people . They had to steal the victory and everybody will laugh at this and Russia arrived as well to bolster the case .
this is about 2013 , when bein' a Turk is on the way to become banned under A-K-P , with banks and goverment offices losing the TC from letterheads ; that initials being of the Türkiye Cumhuriyeti . The chemical thing to lead to a "discovery" that Americans were tricked by conspiracy and the Syrian air defences they utterly demolished was a waste and stuff . All meant to push the cowardly Congregation controlled army , which was no longer "Turkish" at all , into a cauldron of hate in Syria , uniting the Arabs and Kurds and Christians and all . To discredit the Turk , to prove he can't fight , to prove he has no honour , to prove he deserves everything bad and he deserves nothing good . A NATO ally discovered supporting Jihadists and long oppressing the Kurds and massacring Christians and risking a nuclear war with Russia . Why it didn't happen ? Because r16 said "hell no"? Because Obama hated PM attempting to push the head of the so called national intelligence service to speak at a meeting at the White House ? Despite Obama already knew what the presentation would be and considered it utterly weak , for asking for Americans to invade Syria , kill everyone and then turn it over to Ankara , instead of a desired 100 000 Turkish deaths or so ? No , because of the Gezi Events / Taksim Riots . A-K-P's lower ranks were weak beyond belief . They would crack in the invasion and the Turk would come back [from the grave] , with another century to the the Republic !
you awake ? Yeah , this is what ISIL is all about . Kurds becoming the heroic defenders of the Mankind against the unstoppable hordes of heart-eaters ? Check . A NATO ally supporting beardies ? Check . How could it ever fail ? Telafer . Where the American advisors left in due course and the Iraqis 'ing started fighting back . Simply because the American Advisors could no longer hold them back from basic military stuff like line your AK on the target and pull the trigger . Iranians rushed in once again and while like everybody died in Telafer it boosted the confidence and this is exactly where we are . The Glorious Shiny Uniforms of Barzani having no heart for a fight ; and this solely done to boost a better variety of the Kurd . The seperatists , the gods of war , the ones that get the beardies brown their jihadist pants .
and why was New Turkey was allowed to fight ISIL ? Because the Prime Minister of the time , the Little Imperialist , saw an opening and was more accessible to ISIL , you know , with stupendous stuff that there was no way New Turkey could arrest a suicide bomber before he / she blew the lot up . Right after 103 demonstrators died in Ankara during an election period . After the first elections went awry . With lack of co-ordination from the White House . They could have got the seperatists guarantee the Presidency of increased powers to the PM . Secretly , so that the seperatists could brainwash the radical Left and close that avenue to the Turk . But then when one feels like he is godlike , stuff can happen . And the Qatari - Saudi fight was escalating and ISIL is more of a Saudi thing . This at a time when the Congregation - Party fight was so much visible , yet the Congregation was 100% successful in getting every single available general/admiral billet for its members .
the young American of the future ... You might really feel it was really heavy handed , unjustified . But let's say we Turks know we will all die , survivors in gas chambers . This might not be "known" by 100% of your ancestors , Americans of today . Still it is the fact . Had the positions had been reversed , the only thing your ancestors would say would be "We will squash you like a bug."
sure enough , had America chosen so , every general and admiral of the Army of Petrol would be a Congregation mole by 2020s . Like almost every officer , like almost every NCO , too . These people could lose every war , could backstab every Turk in every situation , would even willingly defile every she-Turk at the doors of the gas chambers . Leaving the dead to their lessers , because pro-necrophilia "fatwas" can be issued in New Turkey without much risk . Why the Disgrace of July 15th ?
oh , yeah , why the current Afrin operation ? Them gods of war dying for no return and stuff , without American support . Like bombing Ankara ... Germans refused to sell Leopard IIs to the Turkish Republic . Leo Is were given as military aid , with provision that they could not be used against the Greeks or the Kurds . 2006 and Leo IIs are sold , without restrictions , because they will be Turks who get run over by them . Ah , all the TVs show sand coloured tanks going South and Germans can not tell whether the footage is recent . Leos then fire some of the 170 or so armour piercing rounds , as reported gloriously by all the channels . Can't tell whether this is a valid military tactic like proving they outrange anti-tank missiles at the hands of the seperatists . Which is yet another crowning achievement of New Turkey . A tank is a very tough thing for people not well armed enough . And nobody could really decide it was a joke that if a country was caught supplying to the seperatists , the leader of that country might see his /her limo as a test bed for the terminal effects of the same on holstery . Blackmarket provides tons of Kalashnikovs , even some Grails but the luck has held so much . Until it became untenable with all the Qatari/Saudi/ CIA TOWs flowing to the beardies . Or perhaps it's about the "excellent" marksmanship that prevails in New Turkey . When ı was at the compulsory military service in Ankara in the year 2000 , we conscripts were given a tour of the facilities . Asked which was the most ancient and was shown a M-48 . While like a hundred people rushed to the Leo I or had to make do with M-60s , there were only two of us with a two striper to make sure we didn't break anything . You know , ı even turned that funky machine gun turret around and talk came to stuff . Me firing HE on buildings and two striper insisting on sabot , breaking load bearing element with APFSDS or whatever the hell that's called . Any building too thick for a 105mm HE round asks for a LGB , if one was ever to require my opinion but anyhow . In any case , that's 170 rounds that need to be replaced , from factories , now run by "Muslims" .
and of course , the PR , the PR . Ammunition gloriously made in New Turkey . Nobody ever remembers seeing anything like this before . Troops making the almost racist handsign ; not even card carrying members would be daring to do that before . Always in company with so called Free Syrians . Actually , it is repeatedly mentioned the operation is for the benefit of the so called Free Syrians . See, their last stronghold , namely Idlip , is being reduced . Ankara tried so hard to impress the Russians to make Damascus stop . And because everybody hates Americans , with a few with truly true reasons , Anti-American talk whips up public frenzy for a possible war with Russia / Iran , as "desired" by America . The PM started with mention of dead American advisors to the seperatists , now calls the troops "My Mehmet" instead of Mehmetçik . The second is a term of endearment - translated as "Little Mehmet" . Mehmet is bigger than Little Mehmet , afterall . And Mehmet will march to Idlip , with his bearded friends . Just like the Disgrace of July 15th was the analogue to Çanakkale , with 250 dead compared to 255 000 overall casualites , Afrin matches Sakarya . So that an MP of A-K-P can propose a law to give the title of Gazi to the PM . Even if the heat can immidiately fall off . We heard the aerial branch ofthe Army of Petrol heroically bombed Menbij , a place where Americans tread . There was a phone call with Trump and we now hear seperatists are idiots who mistook a sonic boom . If Army of Petrol bombs a place , it would heroically say so . This despite never opposed in the preceeding days ; Army of Petrol also heroically said there was no Congregation vermin within , before thousands were sacked after 15th of that July .
because it's all about PR , Ankara sternly refuses they were chewed by Trump . Incredibly interesting fact , White House says this was the first ever time Trump was stern with New Turkey . Can't tell what makes Asia Minor different from Canada to Australia , Mexico to British Isles . Ankara is an equal of all ; the guy who brokered the 2015 deal with the seperatists without full seperatist support and thus banished from visibility is back . Naturally has grown a beard and says Turks are involved with 90% of whatever happens in the world . Because they are now with the almost racists (instead of the seperatists) "Muslims" love the word Turk ; not hearing what themselves say . When the hype was not enough , the Foreign Minister claimed Washington was offering them a buffer zone of 30 kilometers , upping that up from 10 after being so much impressed by the glory of Army of Petrol . Because they were for so much time "advised" in a such way , "Muslims" put words to the mouth of Americans : Tillerson says he didn't offer such a thing . To off that the Foreign Minister then says Washington would "call"
enter MacMaster . Confesses Washington is confused , he and his boss were in Davos when some fool in DC refuted the buffer zone thing . There is nothing wrong with being an Arab . There are a lot of wrongs of becoming an Arab Army , an Arab Goverment and an Arab country ,especially in the 21st Century , especially after a long time when the Republic was a 'ing role model for the Middle East and stuff . Young American of the future , MacMaster can not help but think that he can't fight the Turk as long as he is not converted into not an Arab but a cheap imititation of the said Arab . Because he saw action and Arabs are so much a hoot when there are all sorts of Baghdad Bobs and Comical Alis running the show . So much determination that he fails to even wonder if there is something written on the wall and am not betting a single cent that he will correct that .
the young American of the future , the Americans of today are bored with such minutia . Just hot off the press : A commander of the Army of the Petrol speaks with the PM on the phone , Inshallah some hilltop will fall soon and indeed it does . In stark contrast to the commander in 1922 that committed suicide after repeated "failures" , delaying the time-table and all that . "Muslims" walk on water ; this Afrin is an American defeat , right after Afghanistan and Iraq and they haven't put one single American in a casket on the way to home ! Imagine what they will be saying if that was to happen . The Speaker of the Parliament says "Jihad" is necessary , well convinced that MacMaster will do nothing as he has accepted his position ; by explaining himself when called to do so . Oh , Americans would even ignore at least one country opposes ancient American practice of naming the towns of the former Republic after locations in Mordor , with me now in Cirith Ungol posting . This giving an unjustifiable aura of "strength" and all that . And "Zombie Invasion" is the code for the time the Turk comes back . You know , America is even arming itself against that , with some thousand flamethrowers sold very publicly , capable of at least handling zombie toddlers ...
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first , the context . The Turk is a mythical creature . Married to a mermaid , he rides a dragon to work , scales , wings and fire in the belly . Totally despicable , he is much reviled by all the good people that populate this earth and survives only through consistent caprices of History . Take Americans ... Always ready to hate the Turk's guts and always ready to bring them out , but compelled to play for time . Like good old Brits cornering all the Opium of India and Americans forced to buy second rate from the second rate Ottomans and the Porte doing much evil work of surviving until the dawn of the 20th Century . With Greeks (to their detriment) wooed by all the West and failing to see . That had they had surrendered to the Yanks with all their hearts , there would be an American Crusade to give all Asia Minor to them . The only reason that there has been a Turkish Republic is that America refused the Mandate they were supposed to get . Armenians would get their chunk , Kurds would get their state , Greeks would get their "provinces" all over the place . While Mustafa Kemal would get a bullet in the head , for still blaming the entire Ittihad (this CUP thing to English speakers) for his defeat in Bolayır , 1913 . Because Mandate would mean "Peace" and that would mean less of the Turk killed , Americans refused their spoils of war , being co-equals of French and British Empires , and instead went home , to police the hemisphere in the name of the White Man .
enter MacMaster , some scout commander or something , discovering the Iraqis at 73 Easting or whatever , some location in the desert during the 1991 War . And processing the Iraqis accordingly . Why , no crime in that . It's War and people die in War and wars are won by killing more people of the enemy and stuff like that . It's not like that had ı been in his place , ı would get out of my tank , go over to Iraqis and sing with them around a camp fire . '91 War , devised as breaking up Iraq , as Step #1 , to create the 'stan , a Nation State for the Kurds so that they can be the seed for a Civil War in Turkey . Which forced Ankara , the so called Secular State and all that , to bring Islamists to the top , 'cause you know , they alone can speak to Sunni Kurds . And can avert the horrors of the Civil War ; Bosnia much evident . ı know , still nobody believes me that the Serbians kept bombarding Ankara with the video tapes of their glorious "soldiers" raping Bosnian women , with the constant mention of the NATO doing F word nothing with all their glorious aircover of the Serbs .
enter MacMaster , this time a formation commander or something . Not that we people were able to read his name in the newspapers of mid 2000s , when he arrives during Step #2 , the Invasion of Iraq . At Telafer , a Turkoman location between the "Kurdish" places of Iraq and Syria . ı know this will be considered low , even in my standarts , but anyhow . Empires have long used "diversity" to break up contagious existance of peoples who might be tempted to rebel . Porte , have moved tribes up and down , down and up and Türkmenler might be rather "useful" to the Turk . So , Americans citing terrorism , come for a little ethnic cleansing and laugh at all the howls of protest from Ankara . Am not the only one that knows A-K-P was given the Green Light in return for a Kurdish State and at least "autonomy" for Turkey's Southeast .
that he was not up to task , or more truthfully , he got caught up in a caprice of history , can be proven by later events . Namely , the American Alliance with Iran under Bush II and kept active by the spineless jerk , that Obama dude . We horse bandits are much hated by all and a shtstorm approved by all sides . With taking out the Turkoman first . Iran was gambling , true , but they had confidence that they could weather Kurdish popularity on a global scale . Mind you , the Syrian Civil War was raging at the time and Iran was cheating . They had sold Hizbullah of Lebanon for increased control over Baghdad ; but New Turkey had proved to be anything but heroic liberators of the oppressed Muslim Brotherhood in the field . Accidents could happen ; instead of uniting their minorities against the horrors of a Sunni invasion of Syria , they could instead face a Secular success story of Alawites , a not-Sunni people . They had to steal the victory and everybody will laugh at this and Russia arrived as well to bolster the case .
this is about 2013 , when bein' a Turk is on the way to become banned under A-K-P , with banks and goverment offices losing the TC from letterheads ; that initials being of the Türkiye Cumhuriyeti . The chemical thing to lead to a "discovery" that Americans were tricked by conspiracy and the Syrian air defences they utterly demolished was a waste and stuff . All meant to push the cowardly Congregation controlled army , which was no longer "Turkish" at all , into a cauldron of hate in Syria , uniting the Arabs and Kurds and Christians and all . To discredit the Turk , to prove he can't fight , to prove he has no honour , to prove he deserves everything bad and he deserves nothing good . A NATO ally discovered supporting Jihadists and long oppressing the Kurds and massacring Christians and risking a nuclear war with Russia . Why it didn't happen ? Because r16 said "hell no"? Because Obama hated PM attempting to push the head of the so called national intelligence service to speak at a meeting at the White House ? Despite Obama already knew what the presentation would be and considered it utterly weak , for asking for Americans to invade Syria , kill everyone and then turn it over to Ankara , instead of a desired 100 000 Turkish deaths or so ? No , because of the Gezi Events / Taksim Riots . A-K-P's lower ranks were weak beyond belief . They would crack in the invasion and the Turk would come back [from the grave] , with another century to the the Republic !
you awake ? Yeah , this is what ISIL is all about . Kurds becoming the heroic defenders of the Mankind against the unstoppable hordes of heart-eaters ? Check . A NATO ally supporting beardies ? Check . How could it ever fail ? Telafer . Where the American advisors left in due course and the Iraqis 'ing started fighting back . Simply because the American Advisors could no longer hold them back from basic military stuff like line your AK on the target and pull the trigger . Iranians rushed in once again and while like everybody died in Telafer it boosted the confidence and this is exactly where we are . The Glorious Shiny Uniforms of Barzani having no heart for a fight ; and this solely done to boost a better variety of the Kurd . The seperatists , the gods of war , the ones that get the beardies brown their jihadist pants .
and why was New Turkey was allowed to fight ISIL ? Because the Prime Minister of the time , the Little Imperialist , saw an opening and was more accessible to ISIL , you know , with stupendous stuff that there was no way New Turkey could arrest a suicide bomber before he / she blew the lot up . Right after 103 demonstrators died in Ankara during an election period . After the first elections went awry . With lack of co-ordination from the White House . They could have got the seperatists guarantee the Presidency of increased powers to the PM . Secretly , so that the seperatists could brainwash the radical Left and close that avenue to the Turk . But then when one feels like he is godlike , stuff can happen . And the Qatari - Saudi fight was escalating and ISIL is more of a Saudi thing . This at a time when the Congregation - Party fight was so much visible , yet the Congregation was 100% successful in getting every single available general/admiral billet for its members .
the young American of the future ... You might really feel it was really heavy handed , unjustified . But let's say we Turks know we will all die , survivors in gas chambers . This might not be "known" by 100% of your ancestors , Americans of today . Still it is the fact . Had the positions had been reversed , the only thing your ancestors would say would be "We will squash you like a bug."
sure enough , had America chosen so , every general and admiral of the Army of Petrol would be a Congregation mole by 2020s . Like almost every officer , like almost every NCO , too . These people could lose every war , could backstab every Turk in every situation , would even willingly defile every she-Turk at the doors of the gas chambers . Leaving the dead to their lessers , because pro-necrophilia "fatwas" can be issued in New Turkey without much risk . Why the Disgrace of July 15th ?
oh , yeah , why the current Afrin operation ? Them gods of war dying for no return and stuff , without American support . Like bombing Ankara ... Germans refused to sell Leopard IIs to the Turkish Republic . Leo Is were given as military aid , with provision that they could not be used against the Greeks or the Kurds . 2006 and Leo IIs are sold , without restrictions , because they will be Turks who get run over by them . Ah , all the TVs show sand coloured tanks going South and Germans can not tell whether the footage is recent . Leos then fire some of the 170 or so armour piercing rounds , as reported gloriously by all the channels . Can't tell whether this is a valid military tactic like proving they outrange anti-tank missiles at the hands of the seperatists . Which is yet another crowning achievement of New Turkey . A tank is a very tough thing for people not well armed enough . And nobody could really decide it was a joke that if a country was caught supplying to the seperatists , the leader of that country might see his /her limo as a test bed for the terminal effects of the same on holstery . Blackmarket provides tons of Kalashnikovs , even some Grails but the luck has held so much . Until it became untenable with all the Qatari/Saudi/ CIA TOWs flowing to the beardies . Or perhaps it's about the "excellent" marksmanship that prevails in New Turkey . When ı was at the compulsory military service in Ankara in the year 2000 , we conscripts were given a tour of the facilities . Asked which was the most ancient and was shown a M-48 . While like a hundred people rushed to the Leo I or had to make do with M-60s , there were only two of us with a two striper to make sure we didn't break anything . You know , ı even turned that funky machine gun turret around and talk came to stuff . Me firing HE on buildings and two striper insisting on sabot , breaking load bearing element with APFSDS or whatever the hell that's called . Any building too thick for a 105mm HE round asks for a LGB , if one was ever to require my opinion but anyhow . In any case , that's 170 rounds that need to be replaced , from factories , now run by "Muslims" .
and of course , the PR , the PR . Ammunition gloriously made in New Turkey . Nobody ever remembers seeing anything like this before . Troops making the almost racist handsign ; not even card carrying members would be daring to do that before . Always in company with so called Free Syrians . Actually , it is repeatedly mentioned the operation is for the benefit of the so called Free Syrians . See, their last stronghold , namely Idlip , is being reduced . Ankara tried so hard to impress the Russians to make Damascus stop . And because everybody hates Americans , with a few with truly true reasons , Anti-American talk whips up public frenzy for a possible war with Russia / Iran , as "desired" by America . The PM started with mention of dead American advisors to the seperatists , now calls the troops "My Mehmet" instead of Mehmetçik . The second is a term of endearment - translated as "Little Mehmet" . Mehmet is bigger than Little Mehmet , afterall . And Mehmet will march to Idlip , with his bearded friends . Just like the Disgrace of July 15th was the analogue to Çanakkale , with 250 dead compared to 255 000 overall casualites , Afrin matches Sakarya . So that an MP of A-K-P can propose a law to give the title of Gazi to the PM . Even if the heat can immidiately fall off . We heard the aerial branch ofthe Army of Petrol heroically bombed Menbij , a place where Americans tread . There was a phone call with Trump and we now hear seperatists are idiots who mistook a sonic boom . If Army of Petrol bombs a place , it would heroically say so . This despite never opposed in the preceeding days ; Army of Petrol also heroically said there was no Congregation vermin within , before thousands were sacked after 15th of that July .
because it's all about PR , Ankara sternly refuses they were chewed by Trump . Incredibly interesting fact , White House says this was the first ever time Trump was stern with New Turkey . Can't tell what makes Asia Minor different from Canada to Australia , Mexico to British Isles . Ankara is an equal of all ; the guy who brokered the 2015 deal with the seperatists without full seperatist support and thus banished from visibility is back . Naturally has grown a beard and says Turks are involved with 90% of whatever happens in the world . Because they are now with the almost racists (instead of the seperatists) "Muslims" love the word Turk ; not hearing what themselves say . When the hype was not enough , the Foreign Minister claimed Washington was offering them a buffer zone of 30 kilometers , upping that up from 10 after being so much impressed by the glory of Army of Petrol . Because they were for so much time "advised" in a such way , "Muslims" put words to the mouth of Americans : Tillerson says he didn't offer such a thing . To off that the Foreign Minister then says Washington would "call"
enter MacMaster . Confesses Washington is confused , he and his boss were in Davos when some fool in DC refuted the buffer zone thing . There is nothing wrong with being an Arab . There are a lot of wrongs of becoming an Arab Army , an Arab Goverment and an Arab country ,especially in the 21st Century , especially after a long time when the Republic was a 'ing role model for the Middle East and stuff . Young American of the future , MacMaster can not help but think that he can't fight the Turk as long as he is not converted into not an Arab but a cheap imititation of the said Arab . Because he saw action and Arabs are so much a hoot when there are all sorts of Baghdad Bobs and Comical Alis running the show . So much determination that he fails to even wonder if there is something written on the wall and am not betting a single cent that he will correct that .
the young American of the future , the Americans of today are bored with such minutia . Just hot off the press : A commander of the Army of the Petrol speaks with the PM on the phone , Inshallah some hilltop will fall soon and indeed it does . In stark contrast to the commander in 1922 that committed suicide after repeated "failures" , delaying the time-table and all that . "Muslims" walk on water ; this Afrin is an American defeat , right after Afghanistan and Iraq and they haven't put one single American in a casket on the way to home ! Imagine what they will be saying if that was to happen . The Speaker of the Parliament says "Jihad" is necessary , well convinced that MacMaster will do nothing as he has accepted his position ; by explaining himself when called to do so . Oh , Americans would even ignore at least one country opposes ancient American practice of naming the towns of the former Republic after locations in Mordor , with me now in Cirith Ungol posting . This giving an unjustifiable aura of "strength" and all that . And "Zombie Invasion" is the code for the time the Turk comes back . You know , America is even arming itself against that , with some thousand flamethrowers sold very publicly , capable of at least handling zombie toddlers ...