OJ Simpson finally in jail! and for 15 years to!

[Gooblah]

And we should all be proud of the citizens of Detroit, who managed to capture the Detroit Lions during a bank robbery in which the team forgot to load its guns and put gas in its getaway cars."

Witherspoon also noted that the vault of the Detroit bank in question was empty, having been cleaned out by the Chicago Bears earlier in the day.

from the Onion article.

So...damn...true.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Better late than never.

My sentiments exactly.

 

[raketooy]

They should've got him for the murder.

 

[Sharwood]

If he did it, oh wait, he did.

You think he'll write a book on the inside? If I Didn't Do It?

 

[JollyRoger]

Who is going to look for the real killer now?

 

[Leonel]

Obligatory!

http://bills.fandome.com/video/81343/SNL-OJ-Simson-Spoof/

 

[illram]

As an aside, if people want justice for the murder of Simpson and Goldman, go after the LAPD and DAs that completely bungled the case from the get go.

"Uhhh Marcia what are you doing with that glo--wait no DON'T LET HIM PUT IT ON NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[7ronin]

As an aside, if people want justice for the murder of Simpson and Goldman, go after the LAPD and DAs that completely bungled the case from the get go.

Vincent Bugliosi, who prosecuted Charles Manson, has written a book about the Simpson murder case. Outrage: The Five Reasons Why O.J. Simpson Got Away With Murder details why Simpson was guilty and how he managed to get away with it []. Highly recommended.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

OJ didn't do it. On second thought, yeah he did.

 

[GenMarshall]

About freeking time. How about we just lock him up and throw away the key!

 

[sp1023]

Didn't they get him for 33 years?

 

[Sharwood]

About freeking time. How about we just lock him up and throw away the key!

Don't be daft! And waste a perfectly good key?

 

[general_kill]

Did the glove fit?