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Omaha Senator sues God

cubsfan6506

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QuoVadisNation

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Can you imagine the amount of punitive damages if you found God liable?

He was clearly negligent. We conclude that he pay 5,000,000,000,000 pounds in gold to make sure he doesn't do it again.
 

Tee Kay

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This is part of a conspiracy! Imagine:

"God is hereby found guilty of crimes against humanity. All his properties will be seized by the United States government..." :crazyeye:
 

Stylesjl

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About time somebody sued him. Nobody is above the law
 

woody60707

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geminisama

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He should sue the Catholic church too, while he's at it.
 

Leonel

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That'd be interesting how they would go about collecting damages.
 
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