Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Fr8monkey, Aug 7, 2014.
Care Bears, The Smurfs, My Little Pony - as a kid I loved those Animes and Mangas.
May the fourth live log and prosper!
Colbert is sexist ^^
May the sixth be with you!
Is that a Powerpuff Girl in your avatar, Uncle Sparky?
I'm a Powerpuff Guy! (My friend's daughter was making her friends into Powerpuff Girls, and she made me one)
Not a sentence, but a picture:
The_J. That one is just awesome -- I want to frame it.
My contribution: "Unseen University is just a Hogwarts rip-off"
(Kids these days, eh?)
In response to religious wars over which programming language is best...
Yabbut, NVIDIA chose Fortran.
I hate that the book version of The Hobbit cut all of Radagast's scenes.
I was going to ask how offensive I was allowed to get in this thread.. after reading everything, I realize the folly of my thinking.
The new Bethesda forums are way better than the old one.
Fallout 76 was the best that they've ever come out with
Bethesda forums are superior in ever way to CFC
Scotland is really just a fancy name for Northern England.
Canadians are no different than Americans
Mexicans are Americans too
America is usually ranked as one of the top three countries on the continent
Danes are smarter than anything on the other side of the bridge
Knexx is superior to LEGO
Germans are just luckier at football than the Dutch.
Dutch weed is better than Cali weed.
Jabberjaw was better than Scooby Doo, The Jetsons was better than the Flintstones, and Captain Caveman was better than any of them combined
Fat people would fare better if they spent more time standing on an elliptical than sitting behind a table
A slow metabolism and being 'big boned' is not an excuse
Skinny people simple don't bench
MCRD San Diego beats Parris Island
Army are tougher than the Marine Corps
Drill Sergeants are meaner than Drill Instructors
Coast Guard is the best of all the Branches
the Republican party would be better off if all the old people just died
the Democrats would be better off if young people weren't allowed to vote until they're 35
American politics would be better off if it was still run by the British
British politics would be better off if it was still run by the Dutch
The Dutch are the greatest people on the face of the earth
The Belgians are stupid
The French don't know how to make wine, and their women should shave their armpits
The Italians can't cook, make a decent car, and the Mona Lisa is overrated
The Germans have terrible beer, and also can't make a decent car
The Spanish are the same as the Portuguese
Atheists should just all die to prove they're right
Catholicism is a glorified pedophile club with gaudy artwork
Islam should be renamed Is-lame
Westboro Baptists are better than Protestants
Buddhists just have a combustible personality
Micheal J Fox is a better guitarist than Chuck Berry (ans still is today)
Animal is a better drummer than Keith Moon or John Bonham
Jeff Dunham is the funniest comedian ever.
Larry the cable guy is overrated.. and so is George Carlin
Joe Rogan steals his material from Carlos Mencia
Louis CK did nothing wrong
Harvey Weinstein did a lot to help women's careers in Hollywood
Don't believe all women
I left the LGBTQ community alone, mostly because they're irrelevant, but also because they're snowflakes..
I think I'll stop now.. I hear them coming for me.. I can see the glint of their pitchforks by the light of their tiki torches..
edited because I HATE TYPOS!!
Just in case I hadn't pissed off everyone in the universe yet....
The Swedish national ice hockey team is worse than the Finnish national ice hockey team..
The Finnish national ice hockey team is obviously worse than the Norwegian national team.
The Norwegians skate like Bambi the frozen pond scene, and all the team members should change their names to Bambi 1 through 6
Every team in the NHL is worse than the three teams I just mentioned.
if you think I subscribe to any of these points of view (except the Dutch being the greatest people on the planet) you really should stop licking lead paint off of walls..
If anyone needs me, I'll be moving off planet, post haste.
The last season of GoT had too many episodes.
I started watching Game o Thrones this season and it all makes sense now.
..and not enough people were killed off.
..and there weren't any aliens, because aliens make everything better.
..and Ed Sheeran should've become King.
..with the final episode ending with king Eddy breaking out into song.
This objective truth is what earns you the like.
The Finnish national ice hockey team has a fan base?
D&D did the best they could with the poor source material.
They do have more Greek speakers.
Separate names with a comma.