Only in ....

[lutzj]

This thread is for "Only in (insert country/region name)..." jokes

Example:

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

 

[Pentium]

This thread is for "Only in (insert country/region name)..." jokes

Example:

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

But we do that too...

 

[lutzj]

I hereby declare this thread dead. Nobody post here. Ever.

 

[uat2d]

why?
(10 chars)

 

[salty mud]

You start a thread to kill it?

 

[Pentium]

You start a thread to kill it?

Only in America.

 

[salty mud]

Only in America.

Touché.

 

[lutzj]

I declared it dead because it stunk, but then I saw posts #5,6, and 7.

This thread may hold promise after all...

 

[Mirc]

Only in Romania do girls use CDs as mirrors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AM3g1OwOBY

^ This thread ASKED for this video.

 

[salty mud]

Only in Britain are pantomines banned from throwing sweets at the audiance...

 

[kristopherb]

Only In England a pizza arrives before a ambulance.

 

[salty mud]

Only In England a pizza arrives before a ambulance.

Only in kristopherb's house does that happen.

 

[uat2d]

only in Portugal... you kill someone today, are catch 2 years from now, get judged 8 years from now and finally go to prison 10 years from now, to have a sentence of 5 years... (this is an example; but in here, it's really long time to get caught (if they ever arrive to the point of be able to caught you...) and court processes take centuries to happen)

(don't worry, Maddie has got high-priority, our cops don't want to do a bad figure... and the British (sensationalist) press doesn't help...)

 

[LAnkou]

Only in France a guy get elected after promising actions to help people facing cost of life and decides to raise his own salary by 140%...and almost everyone find it "not well-timed but normal"

 

[lutzj]

Only in France can you retire somewhere around age 40.

 

[Swedishguy]

Only in Sweden it is normal for a grown adult to drink milk.

 

[uat2d]

Only in Sweden it is normal for a grown adult to drink milk.

Only in Portugal it is normal for a young teenager to drink beer.

 

[Mirc]

^ Not really.

Only in Romania can the 3 main sites of the government be down for 3 days in a row.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Only in Portugal Poland it is normal for a young teenager to drink beer.

Fixed. Somewhat true though...

 

[kristopherb]

Only in England a person orders a large pizza a large chips and a diet coke.