Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by lutzj, Dec 7, 2007.
Only in America there is a need for garages.
Only in Sweden that people think, Only in America there is a need for garages.
Only in this thread could it turn trolly.
Only in America is everyone rather large.
It tastes better!
I thought that large pizza tastes the same as a regular one. Same with fries.
Well... I guess it's different in japan...
You don't even want to know what Japanese pizza is like. But I'll tell you anyway: they totally butcher them with mayonnaise.
Japanese Diet Coke also tastes minutely different in a hard to pin down kind of way.
I don't know how I survive here.
Only in Korea are Geeks cool
Except that in England they're not called that, they're called crisps
That's because of our big-ass cars. You Europeans can fit yours in the closet.
It was MIT (yes, in America) that developed cars which you can fit 8 into a normal parking spot.
Only in Switzerland have I seen a parking spot for women. It was wider than normal but still narrowed then the disabled spot
Except that they actually do have chips in England. They call them fries in the US.
I knew that, but who in their right mind eats those with pizza? Even chips/crisps are stretching it a bit.
Evidently, the English.
At least, the English eat chips with their pizza; whether they are in their right mind is not something I am able or qualified to determine.
Only in Northern Norway, there are Dragons.
Only in Northern Finland, there is Santa.
Only in Northern Korea, there are communist countries.
Only in Africa is witchcraft believed to cure AIDS.
Only In Pluto, you'll find an ex-planet
Only from the Sun, Uranus is pretty
Only In Uranus, seamen like to stay
Only in Uranus, people see a massive Black Hole
It's pronounced Yurahnus Not Yuraynes!
wtf. How'd you do that?
Maybe he used the same color as the background
Try highlighting it. Still not sure what he did though.
Only in communist Russia dog walks you.
Only in America can you find half of your furniture at garage sales.
Only in the bathroom should one make the holy excrement.
Only in this post the beginnings of sentences repeat themselves.
And about Paradigm I think his Texanism allowed him to break the law of posting. It's sort of like the law of gravity, but if you break it you get fined 200 dollars. (By the way I don't hate Texas)
Separate names with a comma.