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Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by lutzj, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. Swedishguy

    Swedishguy Deity

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    Only in America there is a need for garages.
     
  2. kristopherb

    kristopherb Protective/Charismatic

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    Only in Sweden that people think, Only in America there is a need for garages.
     
  3. salty mud

    salty mud Deity

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    Only in this thread could it turn trolly. :splat:

    Only in America is everyone rather large. :mischief:
     
  4. Enkidu Warrior

    Enkidu Warrior Ultramagnetic

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    It tastes better! :mad: :gripe: :aargh:
     
  5. aaglo

    aaglo Furioso!

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    I thought that large pizza tastes the same as a regular one. Same with fries.

    Well... I guess it's different in japan... :p
     
  6. Enkidu Warrior

    Enkidu Warrior Ultramagnetic

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    You don't even want to know what Japanese pizza is like. But I'll tell you anyway: they totally butcher them with mayonnaise.

    Japanese Diet Coke also tastes minutely different in a hard to pin down kind of way.

    I don't know how I survive here.
     
  7. aronnax

    aronnax Let your spirit be free

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    Only in Korea are Geeks cool
     
  8. lutzj

    lutzj The Last Thing You See

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    Except that in England they're not called that, they're called crisps;)

    Which Korea?

    That's because of our big-ass cars. You Europeans can fit yours in the closet.
     
  9. Pentium

    Pentium Digital Matter

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    It was MIT (yes, in America) that developed cars which you can fit 8 into a normal parking spot.

    Only in Switzerland have I seen a parking spot for women. It was wider than normal but still narrowed then the disabled spot :)
     
  10. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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    Except that they actually do have chips in England. They call them fries in the US.
     
  11. lutzj

    lutzj The Last Thing You See

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    I knew that, but who in their right mind eats those with pizza? Even chips/crisps are stretching it a bit.
     
  12. Eran of Arcadia

    Eran of Arcadia Stormin' Mormon Retired Moderator

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    Evidently, the English.

    At least, the English eat chips with their pizza; whether they are in their right mind is not something I am able or qualified to determine.
     
  13. Swedishguy

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    Only in Northern Norway, there are Dragons.

    Only in Northern Finland, there is Santa.

    Only in Northern Korea, there are communist countries.
     
  14. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    Only in Africa is witchcraft believed to cure AIDS.
     
  15. Paradigne

    Paradigne Emperor

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  16. EconomistBR

    EconomistBR King

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    Only In Pluto, you'll find an ex-planet

    Only from the Sun, Uranus is pretty

    Only In Uranus, seamen like to stay

    Only in Uranus, people see a massive Black Hole
     
  17. oneperson

    oneperson Crazy in a box!

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    It's pronounced Yurahnus Not Yuraynes!
     
  18. obliterate

    obliterate Warrior Monk

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    wtf. How'd you do that?
     
  19. lutzj

    lutzj The Last Thing You See

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    Maybe he used the same color as the background
    Try highlighting it. Still not sure what he did though.
     
  20. Swiss_Mercenari

    Swiss_Mercenari Comedic Jihadist

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    Only in communist Russia dog walks you.
    Only in America can you find half of your furniture at garage sales.
    Only in the bathroom should one make the holy excrement.
    Only in this post the beginnings of sentences repeat themselves.

    And about Paradigm I think his Texanism allowed him to break the law of posting. It's sort of like the law of gravity, but if you break it you get fined 200 dollars. (By the way I don't hate Texas)
     

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