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Our holy Microsoft

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Matrix, Oct 19, 2003.

  1. Matrix

    Matrix Chieftain Retired Moderator

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    Our Microsoft
    Who art on our hard disks
    Hallowed be thy Windows
    Thy update come
    Thy bugfix be done
    On Windows as it is on Office
    Give us this day our daily reboot
    And forgive us our illegal copies
    As we forgive those who copy for us
    And lead us not into IBM
    But deliver us from OS/2
    For thine is the DOS
    The Windows
    And the NT
    For ever and ever
    Enter
     
  2. Aphex_Twin

    Aphex_Twin Evergreen

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    Our Windows
    Thou art createth our hard drives
    Open thy windows
    Thy crash be
    As in 95 so in 98
    And the daily Service packs to us giveth
    And forgive our Linux partitions
    As we forgive our drive errors
    And do not lead us into blue-screen
    But deliver us from version conflicts
    For yours is the RAM
    And the hard
    And all the processor's hertz
    Forever and ever
    Alt-F4

    :D
     
  3. Matrix

    Matrix Chieftain Retired Moderator

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    Did you think of that one yourself? It's a pretty cool one too. ;)

    My brother found it in someone's profile (not on CFC; in Dutch). It made me laugh my a** off. :lol:
     
  4. allhailIndia

    allhailIndia Chieftain

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    :rotfl::rotfl:
    That was brilliant. Reminds me to go and pay my respects to Bill Gates or else.....
     
  5. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    Oh microsoft thank you for creating windows 3.1 4.1 95 95 2000 xp
    and hmmm im forgetting one....
    oh no....
    ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DIE!
    BILL BURN IN HELL!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(a happy ME user unhappy users already went dead from frustration.....)
     
  6. omichyron

    omichyron Highly-Pixelated Globe

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    and based on another little prayer I seem to recall :p

    Gates is great and gates is fair
    And we thank him for our software
    By his programs we do our math
    Give us Gates our blue screen of death
    Give us Gates our blue screen of death
    Aww man :(
     
  7. cgannon64

    cgannon64 BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!

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    Our Gates
    Who art in a gigantic house
    Hallowed be they OS
    Thy monopoly come
    Thy will be done (or death!)
    On PCs and TVs
    Give us this day
    Our daily patch
    And forgive us for fantasizing about iPods
    As we forgive those
    Who use iTunes
    And lead us not into Linux
    And deliver us from shareware
    Amen.
     
  8. addiv

    addiv Hero of our time

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    There once was a nerd named Bill Gates
    Who worked in a shack in the States
    But Windows he made
    And soon 't was too late
    For he now controls all our hates/fates.
     

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