And you know what's funny... is that using the principles of my revolutionary actual surface land area theory... The U.S. stays in 3rd place... but Canada goes from 2nd to 4th - switching places with China. China, technically has more land area than the U.S. However the U.S. has more "total area" that China. But anything that'll put us over the Canucks - is a good move in my book! Fine - I'll say that China has more land. I can take it. But Canada loses 2 ranks... down to 4th spot, beneath us on the list, as they should be. And if all that ice melted, Brazil would no doubt be #4... ....erm... of course the U.S. might lose some ground... if all that ice melted. But yeah, things are good as they are. Canada - you just keep holding your ice... and we have more land than you do. All is right in the world. Now..... you have NOTHING on us. Muhuhahahha!!