Verifiable originals, created in my AP Physic C class's free time. Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to a reckless potential; But a rascal named Ohm Conducted her home. Her decline was, alas, exponential. There once was a fellow named Cole Who ventured too near a black hole. His dv by dt Was quite wondrous to see, But now all that's left is his soul. The first one only has a perfect rhyme in the American accent, which slurs sensual's final two syllables a bit. Feel free to post other highly nerdy science or math poetry.