Pirates Or Ninjas? (Or The Underdog, Zombies?)

[sirtommygunn]

you all forget the most valuable weapon of a ninja

a quote from the words of ninja #2

"im the last ninja alive which means im DEATH INCARNITE!"



besides all they have to do is assasinate the pirate captain and the rest of the crew will fight to the death with each other for the treasure

 

[psweetman1590]

The ninjas will automatically assume that nothing can touch them, because that is the common thought on ninjas.

That does not follow. Whatever my opinion, I am not a ninja. My opinion does not mean that ninjas will act that way. As I said earlier, ninjas are pragmatic.

Which is completely impossible.

Admittedly, I exaggerated. However, the basic idea is correct. Ninjas spent their entire lives being trained in how to kill, simply put. An unarmed ninja can deliver a killing blow so quickly that a Japanese samurai (who himself is supposed to be well trained in fighting) could hardly hope to defend himself by hand.

So yes, if the ninja were unhindered, the amount of pirates he could hill is limited only by the speed at which he can move to them. This is, again, assuming that the pirates are busy reloading their guns.

Pirate worshippers aren't as impractical.

Uhhh, beg your pardon?

Pirates function better when drunk.

If it was on his ship, a suitably veteran pirate would notice even a ninja.

 

[WerBackIII]

Ninja's Lang:


Yamakashi Tomakava Samuro Bradva Kunya! Kunya! Kunya!



Our Lang:


What the... *slice* *kill*




PIRATES!!!!

 

[Forcystus]

Ninja have the power of stealth. Pirates are loud and noisy.
And zombies eat babies.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

you're all forgetting the highly contagious solanum (zombie) virus. a ninja or pirate, sure, he'll chop off a few limbs, a head of two, but at the slightest nick or scratch, if it gets touched by the gore from the zombie, would be zombified.

and the process of zombiefication take a few hours: the infected would be a walking time bomb... after the battle, everyone is resting and relaxed, and suddenly one of your brethren turns on you. you're not prepared at all.

so zombies would have an edge in the fact that it's damn hard to kill something already dead able to infect stuff around it.

 

[oneperson]

Yes, zombies would be difficult to kill, as neither pirates nor ninjas have access to the two weapons that can easily pwn zombies - Shotguns and Chainsaws

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Yes, zombies would be difficult to kill, as neither pirates nor ninjas have access to the two weapons that can easily pwn zombies - Shotguns and Chainsaws

Two words: GRAPE SHOT.

 

[Stormrage]

One word:
katanas-and-head-from-shoulders-removing-kicks-and-lets-not-forget-the-KIAI!-or-whatever-scream-of-ultimate-death-and-head-popping-and-pants-pooping.

 

[Forcystus]

Ninja jutsu, the end

 

[sirtommygunn]

death incarnite is better than walking dead

 

[West 36]

What about vikings? Pirates on steriods and hallucinogens.

 

[psweetman1590]

They don't even have guns, which is the only thing stopping Ninjas from utterly pwning them without a real fight.

 

[Garry Denke]

Pops Eye the Pirate Man!

#21

 

[West 36]

They don't even have guns, which is the only thing stopping Ninjas from utterly pwning them without a real fight.

But they have huge axes, longboats, beards, and their own type of metal!

 

[psweetman1590]

Ninjas would kill them so quickly they would have time to swing those heavy axes of theirs. That's why guns are so important.

 

[Soaring Tiger]

Ah, I voted ninja because--zombies get killed by lots of cannonballs=pirates get drunk and=ninjas proceed to quietly butcher all the pirates. The guns that pirates use take too long to load.

 

[El Koeno]

...pirates get drunk...

But that's the main source of their power! I mean a sober pirate would get his butt handed to him by zombies and ninjas. A drunk pirate on the other hand...