Politics

[Nahuixtelotzin]

Here's one of my fav jokes:

The 7 years old Jimmy goes after watching the news to his father and asks him: "Daddy: What actually IS politics?"

The father tried to explain:
"Just take our home: I bring the money home, thus I am the Capitalist. The maid is hard working here in the house and gets paid by me, thus she's the working class. Your mum manages everything here at home, thus she's the administration. Grandpa takes a look that everything is correct, thus he's the workers union. And everything here happens to make you benefit, so you are the people. And we don't spend all we got right now, so that your tiny baby brother will have a good time too, so he's the future. Do you understadn Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "Well, I'm not quite sure, let me sllep over it."

Jimmy goes to bed and in the middle of the night he wakes up because his baby brother cried and his Pampers smelled...
So he walks out to wake up the maid. There, his father is very busy with the maid and behind the window Grandpa is watching them. Jimmy tries to make them listen but they're all busy with what they're doing and no one notices that Jimmy is there. So he goes to his mum and tries to wake her up, but she's full with sleeping pills, so Jimmy returns to his room.

The next morning the father asks: "Now, Jimmy, do you know what politics is?"
"Well, I think I understood. Politics is when the Capitalist exploits the working class while the union is watching, the people are being ignored, while the administration is sleeping and the future is ****ty."

 

[Ohwell]

LOL thats pretty funny, I don't have anything to post . The kid is one hell of a smart young man, If only I realized what he did at that age, my life would be much simpler... Nice joke!

 

[ainwood]

There once was a little boy named Jack. Jack was about six years old an his very favorite thing in the whole wide world was the circus, and especially the clowns. Now, this is not an uncommen thing, lots of little kids like clowns. But Jack idolized this one particular clown named Bobo. Jack thought Bobo was just about the funniest, most hilariaous, wonderful, marvelous, spectaular, amazing, and all-around best clown that ever existed. So one day when Jack was walking home from school, he saw on the side of a bus an advertisement for -what else- the circus! And it was starring none other than Bobo the magnificant clown himself. Jack was so excited he ran all the way home from school. When he got home he immediately ran to his mother. "Mom Mom Mom please can we go to the circus please please please Bobo's gonna be there!!" begged Jack. "I'll see what I can do," promised his mom.
The next day Mom had a surprise for Jack when he got home from school. Two tickets for the circus that weekend!! And, Jack saw when he looked at them, they were front row! "Mom, you're the best!" exclaimed Jack.
That weekend Jack and his Mom went to see Bobo. They enjoyed the lions and elephants and trapeeze acts. Then out came a clown car and clowns started pouring out! Jack squirmed in his seat, straining to see when Bobo would tumble out of that silly yellow car. He was the last clown, but sure enough, there was Bobo, in person!! Bobo began telling jokes and making the crowd laugh. Then, he asked if there was anyone in the audience with the name Jack. Jack raised his hand as high as he could, waving it around. "Me me me me me pick me," he yelled. Bobo came over to him. "You're name's Jack?" the clown asked. Jack looked up with shining eyes and nodded. "As in Jack $HIT!!!!!!" the clown roared with laughter, as did the rest of the audience. Now those eyes brimmed with tears as Jack buried his head in his mother's stomach and cried.
For the next ten years, that scarring experience left Jack feeling humiliated and sorry he had ever gone to the circus. Some days the pain was so bad Jack had to just stay in bed and let the depression past. Until one day, when he saw the light.
Suddenly, Jack knew what he had to do to get back at Bobo. He studied hard and made all of the grades. Before he knew it, he was at the top of his class and applied to Harvard. There, he studied Bobo. Bobo's every move, gesture, joke, and comeback were slowly mastered by Jack. He learned how to talk, walk, eat, and sleep being Bobo. Finally, after 7 years of training, Jack was ready.
The circus was back in town. This was Jack's chance. He had waited twenty years for this oppurtunity. Jack went to the box office and and bought the exact same ticket he'd had last time. That weekend, Jack went to the circus one more time. As he sat in the seat he'd sat in so many years before, Jack enjoyed the lions, elephants, and trapeeze artists, all the time thinking how this time, Bobo would be the humiliated one. When that little yellow clown car came racing out, Jack rubbed his hands in anticipation. One by one, the clowns poured out of the car. Finally, there was Bobo, in person again. Bobo did his routine telling jokes and the audience laughed. Then, Bobo looked around and asked if there was anyone there named Jack. Jack knew this was his chance and waved his hand in the air, shouting 'Me me me me me pick me!!"
Bobo thought that it was rather odd for a grown up to want to be chosen, but since he was in the front row and all, Bobo chose him anyway. He sidled up to Jack. "You're name's Jack?" the clown asked. Jack stood up, looked the clown square in the eye, and nooded. "As in Jack $HIT!!!!!!" the clown roared with laughter. But Jack just stood there, stared the clown down. The clown was a little puzzled. Usually the audience member cries or leaves the show, but this time it was diferent. It was his turn, Jack though to himself. I've been waiting 20 years for this moment. So Jack stared at bob and pointed at him directly in the face and said "**** you, clown!"

 

[Toecutter]

This must be the most hillarious republican site ever:


http://www.godblessronaldreagan.com/