Post-Apocalypse hypothetical

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If the contents of your computer, phone, or tablet were all that remained of human culture, how would society develop from there? Using my phone, here are some different thoughts in different areas:

Religion: I have the King James Bible, CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, and some odd theology papers downloaded, so people could likely get a fairly decent reconstruction of Christianity going. That being said, not a great deal is dedicated to Christian ritual, so seeing a "traditional" church service in hypothetical post-apocalypse land would be interesting. It would likely draw on...

Music: A fair amount of the music I've downloaded has some Christian themes, from Johnny Cash and MewithoutYou and Relient K and Becoming the Archetype. This combination would likely create a vaguely protestant base, with more mystical, accepting sects emerging using from the poetry of Aaron Weiss and more fundamentalist wrathful-God type sects singing "God's Gonna Cut You Down" and "Elemental Wrath" in church. I also have a few songs critical of Christianity from Aesop Rock, Amon Amarth, and a couple of others, so maybe this would lead to atheism in some and very crudely reconstructed Norse Neopaganism in others. Time for some holy wars! Also, the presence of hip hop and heavy metal may lead screaming and rapping to be assumed as traditional vocal techniques rather than things that annoy your parents.

Literature: Aside from the Bible, the biggest "great work" of literature I have is an audio recording of Dostoevsky's The Brothers Karamasov. This would likely be a pretty big influence on religion too, given the heavy presence of Orthodoxy in the novel. I haven't actually finished reading it though, so I couldn't say if it could form the basis for a reconstruction of the faith. Aside from that, pretty much all the other fiction I have on there fits under the umbrella of "speculative." This includes an SNES emulator that plays Chrono Trigger and a few seasons of Doctor Who audio drama, meaning time travel would likely feature in a lot of future literature. There's also an assortment of Superman, Hulk, Aquaman, and Planetary comics, so superheroes would likely be big figures as well. There may very well be people who think superheroes were actually a thing, I guess.

Government: People might get a vague idea of what democracy was based on whatever was on the front page of Politico when the internet died, and assume it was very complicated and not terribly effective and establish monarchies because they're easier and they're in the Bible and Christopher Lee's metal albums. I feel very regretful in the very slim chance that this might occur.
 
They'd boot up my copy of Civ IV and everything would be totally fine. Some if my Star Wars games might give then done strange ideas about our technological capabilities though..
 
My phone would bore them to death as the only apps I have on it are Wikipanion, CivRev, Weather, iPhone Tracker, and BBC with most of my time on the internet. Along with a lot of classical music.
As far as computer, they would get some audiobooks (actually, I think only Neuromancer and A Canticle for Leibowitz*), lots of essays, and a large collection of excellent games including Morrowind, Civ4, Rome: Total War, Far Cry 2, Mass Effect, The Witcher, and Human Revolution.

*Random: Have you read A Canticle For Leibowitz yet?
 
It is also short (and, IIRC, comes highly recommended by Joe).
 
Assuming there's some way to power my electrical devices...


I predict that in a century, the great pieces of 'literature' will include the Elder Scrolls and my lousy creative writing. Meanwhile, Crusader Kings II, conworlding/conlanging, debating Elder Scrolls metaphysics, and reading up on world history will be favorite pastimes of the elites. Most music listened to will be a random blend of new age, world, and strategy and RPG video game soundtracks, although the most popular will be Japanese easy listening and Scarborough Fair.

Religiously, most that will remain are basic guides to Buddhist and Taoist thought, meaning a hypothetical religion would probably be some weird generic Asian mishmash.

And Pho will be a delicacy. Because.
 
It is also short (and, IIRC, comes highly recommended by Joe).

Quite! Fantastic read, one of the best post-apocalyptic books I've read (though nothing compares to The Road).

As for the thread, they'd be damned lucky to extract much from my computer. I don't have any music saved, or books, in fact, just about everything on my computer is a video game.

-Chivalry could teach them what we thought medieval warfare was like
-Crusader Kings II will teach them our ideas of a "feudalistic" society
-The civlopedia in Civ V will give them a basic historical overview of specific civilizations around the globe
-Total War: Shogun 2 would teach them about three specific Japanese conflicts
-Arma 2 would give them an idea how we fought warfare
-Assassin's Creed Brotherhood could help keep alive the idea of intricate conspiracy's running the world, also how to parkour
-I hope to god they don't play Counterstrike, what an awful game
-Same with Garry's Mod
-Doubt they could get TF2 to run, but they will learn to appreciate hat collections
-Wargame: Airland Battle will help them grasp how we fought during the later Cold War, and maybe give some strategic insight into how to kill one another with modern weapons?

Other than video games, I have a ton of pictures and documents, but I doubt they would have much effect on anything. There are a couple decent research papers, but what could a discussion about the opposition failing to unite in the Syrian civil war help with in a post-apocalyptic world? Or hundreds of papers about mundane Sophomore year high school English topics?

Maybe they'll get an idea or two from my IOT folder? (The Horde will rise again!)
 
From my computer: There is a spreeder tab that's loaded with a 900 word discussion of what enlightenment means. They will never figure this out. My music collection would provide humanity with a healthy foundation of bebop, traditional folk, and electronica. My writings would lay the groundwork for literature that blends an imagined future with mythology and symbolism of the past.

From my phone: My copy of the Daodejing would be poured over and over-analyzed, schismatized, and fought over. My tarot app would confuse people, but some will see it's actual use. My Oblique Cards app will also confuse people, but some will see that it has the same use. The translator app will allow people to decode any piece of language found throughout most of the world; in combination with the dictionary app, it will allow most things to be read. The mixologist app will preserve the most important art in humanity's history.
 
As I always keep a copy of the US Constitution in multiple formats on my computer, any future civilization would be good to go.
 
Human civilisation would have to find a way to develop based around unlistenable sludge metal, badly-scanned PDFs of old anarchist literature, and pictures of women with an unconventional tattoo:clothing ratio.

Basically, it would be as if the entire world was a sub-par Black Flag tribute show.
 
On my computer I have annotated sections of the Popol Vuh and Bible, so those two pieces of literature would survive. Shaping the new - 'new' world with a Maya tint would be fun :p. I don't have many songs on this computer, some early albums of Santana, the Beatles, and random music I like though.

The few games I have on here wouldn't be great for rebuilding civilization, although might be funny to see how people react to Civ 4 and Civ 5 in the future. I have some old prospector maps downloaded on this PC and while not particularly useful, that they might be the only surviving maps left in the world would be interesting
 
I've no clue what the survivors might build off of the stuff on my laptop and phone, but here's what I have:

-Celestia, with the solar system heavily modified, meaning people will be shocked when they find out the planet's really aren't that way IRL. :p And people will think the sci-fi exoplanets outside it actually exist, along with the ones already there IRL.
-Sims. Considering I mistakenly eliminated any chance of decrypting a number of my backed up folders, it's probably a good thing my vast collection of Sims 2 screenshots and shenanigans is in one of them.
-A few papers on outer space, mostly from arXiv, and pertaining to exoplanets and circumbinaries, and a bunch of html calculators I downloaded, some of which will actually be useful for IRL application, namely conversions between units of measurements.
-My music selection will probably result in a new religion based on the Zelda games, and maybe something involving James Horner, and a vocal pitch I doubt very many people could ever achieve IRL. Thanks Audacity. :lol: Also, Christmas gets to stay, thanks to the same music collections. :D
-They might probably be confused by some utilities for Flight simulator 2004, considering FS2004 itself is no longer on it.
-They won't be able to achieve anything from a broken CD/DVD drive though. :(
-Blue aliens. Not of the James Cameron variety either. 'Nuff said.
-The fact that I have Celestia and Google Earth should be a good reminder that the Earth is round. :p GE will give the impression Sol orbits Earth, and both will give the impression we're the center of the universe though. :sad:
-My Civ 2 MGE/ToT stash involves mostly stuff pertaining to my inter-galactic Plutonian Empire, with the "Fundamentalism" government option renamed to "Plutonianism" and that option's research penalty abolished, and the related pre-title, "Holy Empire" renamed to "United Planets". Make of that what you will.
 
Here is a combo from both my computer and IPod (non Internet, because Apocalypse)

-basketball would survive due to NBA 2k13
-feign ideas of democracy due to Civ 4/5
-Christianity, Buddhism and Islam will survive b/c I have the Bible, Buddha sayings and the Quran on my iPod
-Bowling would also be another popular sport
-Military schools would develop due to Napoleon Total War
-Alternative and hard Rock would live as well as some form of Christian rock
-History would be a major subject too.


... Now I'm going to write in detail what the world would be like as an essay with this prompt for the lulz
(Like the social, economic and political effects for each region)
 
On my computer they'd find, among other things, a character for a post-apocalyptic RPG that, as a child, found an H.P. Lovecraft anthology rotted-together with a copy of The Communist Manifesto and a few other roughly-contemporary political tracts, failed to discern they comprised a number of separate works, and based his life off the resulting book.

Hopefully those reading my hard drive would take him ("Vladimir Starcrawler Bakunin") as a cautionary-tale and treat everything else they found with considerable skepticism.
 
If the contents of your computer, phone, or tablet were all that remained of human culture, how would society develop from there?
So basically the answer you're looking for is that society would develop centered around porn and pirated movies and music.
 
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