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[Globber]

If any of u have been to an Asian country, you know the horrors of extremely bad translation and amusing sentences.... ex.I saw an old man in Hong Kong wearing a T-shirt that said "F*ck Me Gently" on the front of it.... learn English before u wear the shirt...

also:
Shining Elegance
A high qualified feeling which
appeals to our mind.
An admirable elegance that makes
us wide-eyed.
Authentic elegance has an
incredible power which changes
the surrounding atmosphere.
THIS IS SUPER!

This was on the back of a fryng pan..hmmm...

Post sum more!

 

[Daaraa]

Cambodians replace all V sounds in english with W sounds.

My cambodian friend told me he was going to the store to get some weggies.

 

[duke o' york]

What, was he going to post himself behind the freezers with a sniper rifle and pick off anyone who bought Quorn?
My girlfriend's vegetarian though, so I shouldn't mock.

 

[Stefan Haertel]

In Paris, in the bar/restaurant of an Ibis hotel, there was a sign hanging, which showed a mobile phone, and beside of it, there stood the following:
Just don't it.

 

[CurtSibling]

Japlish is great!

Here is some;

Secretary will ask for your address and privates! (reception sign)
Fruit Panic! (confection)
Watch put for muddy puddys! (warning sign)
Make sure you replace credit card before it explodes. (I think they mean expire!)
Spread beaver (tshirt logo)
Hot Piss (antifreeze)
Sound of beautiful life (shops ad line)
Writing paper
my romance
I wish you to taste this roman.
A dream makes evolution.
Let's enjoy your life. Sometimes you can do it only with lovely color.
A typical example of the overuse of "let's" that the Japanese are so fond of.
Casual Letter
BEST COLLECTION
We have a strong faith that most customers are moved by our goods. For there is a heartful mind in it.
You can dance the dream
with your body on
(Just in case you thought you might be expected to take it off...)
Rosy-cheeked
Could you show me the way to the sweet flake land
Silent whisper of sweet flowers in the floral garden
CHERRY DREAM
We little cheery dream. Do you like? I am cheeful of cherry.
Choose from 3 channels!
Let's go into another digital space.
We can make mach noise.
Here is our designated seats.
Come on, together!
LIKE NEWLY BORN BABY AS YOU LIKE!
I'm a favorite
of this circus
I'm very happy
in this showtimes
BE FREE
Let's get happiness
My heart's bouching like a rubber ball.
Sounds like a nasty affliction!


And the old classic!
We welcom to Alied Libation Force! (sign in tokyo after WW2)

Totally hilarious!