pr0n titles

[deanx0r]

12 Horny Men
A Tale of Two Titties
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Buttman Forever
Charlie's Anals
Desperately Spanking Susan
Done in 60 Seconds
Dumb & Done Her
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
For Your Thighs Only
Inspect Her Gadgets
Intercourse With a Vampire
Lawrence of a Labia
Meat Me in St Louis
Mr Holland's Anus
Night of The Giving Head
On Golden Blonde
Peeing on Malkovich
Pocahotass
Porn on The Fourth of July
Raiders of The Lost Arse
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Riding Miss Daisy
Saturday Night Beaver
Schindler's Fist
Sex Toy Story
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sleeping With Seattle
Sleepy Swallow
Sorest Rump
The Object of My Erection
Thighs Wide Slut
Titty Slickers
Womb Raider
You've Got Male

 

[Globber]

hmmm...newbie...sounds like a ban

 

[dannyevilcat]

hmmm...newbie...sounds like a ban

Probably, but "Done in 60 Seconds" got a chuckle from me. Sounds like a terrible film, though

 

[Ren]

Yep, you wont last long :die!:

 

[scorch]

hey, those were quite funny.

'shaveing ryans privates'

 

[muppet]

What? Not locked yet?

Alright! The mods really do have a sense of humor!

Keep it up. I want to know what the limits are.
PaleHorse76: No you don't

 

[G-Man]

They don't have a sense of humor. They just want more people to put their posts here so they can ban them.

 

[Dell19]

They weren't too bad really...Actually they were quite funny.

 

[.:KNAS:.]

how could one take offence to this? its a joke, and a damn funny one too

 

[GenghisK]

Yeah, original indeed There are some titles in French too, but since people don't understand French... I don't think I'll post them

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

People don't understand you either, but that hasn't stopped anything

Some of those are really good...

 

[GenghisK]

Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256
Anyway, wisemen say: poor genius, they are never understood, and though they still have to fight to teach mortal wisdom... And indeed that didn't stopped me from trying to help you get your IQ a bit higher. But maybe eventhat is beyond my capabilities. It's worse than unhooking the stars... Hopeless pachy

 

[LaRo]

Originally posted by GenghisK
Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256
Anyway, wisemen say: poor genius, they are never understood, and though they still have to fight to teach mortal wisdom... And indeed that didn't stopped me from trying to help you get your IQ a bit higher. But maybe eventhat is beyond my capabilities. It's worse than unhooking the stars... Hopeless pachy

The subject of the thread is sex, not brain!

 

[muppet]

Originally Posted by LaRo

The subject of the thread is sex, not brain!

Originally Posted by GenghisK
Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256

But it's a male subject. And we all know where the male brain is.

Besides, they're already comparing 'brain' size.

How does GenghisK know Hippo's 'brain' size though? Hmmmm...

 

[duke o' york]

With his phrenological callipers of course!
Genghis, please do post the French jokes! You may have to type some stuff in English around them so you don't get told off, but put them down anyway!
You have to wonder how many of these are real. I am assured by a "knowledgeable" source that Shaving Ryan's Privates is a real film, and since porn films take about a day to film (and script, for that matter ) then it is likely that these parodies closely followed the original films.
I've only got one to contribute though: a male fantasy.
Lords of the Ring.
If you need this explained then you oughtn't be reading this thread.

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by muppet


But it's a male subject. And we all know where the male brain is.

Besides, they're already comparing 'brain' size.

How does GenghisK know Hippo's 'brain' size though? Hmmmm...

So the mods probably want us to look at these stupid jokes so our brains will become smaller...

 

[damunzy]

Forrest Pump

 

[GenghisK]

For Duke:
L'arriere train sifflera 3 fois (a western film)
Le gland des siciliens (a godfather film)
Gode Zilla (what's the English for gode? you know the thing with batteries that girls put in their, hem, their... huh, maybe their mouth, for instance, and that looks like male brain)
Les visiteuses, which is a porn film, related to 'les visiteurs', a French humorous film, with Jean Reno.
Don't know how to translate those, though...

Oh btw my English contribution...

Mastrubator 2 (XXX film I guess, saw it once)
Shag' (referring to the movie Shaq' with Shaqil O'neil)
Clash of titties (titans)

 

[CurtSibling]

The roman epic;

"I, Spurticus!"

 

[LaRo]

The XXX-Files with Annal Scully and Suck Mulder