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President Cheney!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Merkinball, Jul 20, 2007.

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  1. Merkinball

    Merkinball Deity

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  2. Aramazd

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    Yeah, I just heard about that on the radio. Scary.:faint:
     
  3. Godwynn

    Godwynn March to the Sea

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    It would be neat if his colon explodes.
     
  4. bathsheba666

    bathsheba666 Fast 'n Bulbous

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    They need to anaesthetise Bush? even more?
     
  5. IglooDude

    IglooDude Enforcing Rule 34 Retired Moderator Supporter

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    I don't think he's going to go all Al Haig on us...
     
  6. EdwardTking

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    If you are trying to depress us with the prospect of
    President Cheney, you are succeeding.

    But I still won't say "Long Live Emperor Bush"
     
  7. C~G

    C~G Untouchable

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    Self-destruction of the Republican party in 3, 2, 1...

    I wonder whether this could solve his "I'm not sure in which branch I'm sitting right now"-syndrome.
     
  8. Atlas14

    Atlas14 "Sophomoric Troll Master"

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    Do they make Cheney the acting president every time Bush goes to the bathroom as well? I don't see the point...
     
  9. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    I hope Dr Colin will look after the President during the surgery.
     
  10. The Yankee

    The Yankee The New Yawker Retired Moderator

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    I think it's because Bush will be under anesthesia and wouldn't have the capacity to act as a president in an emergency. But it does seem to happen once a year, I suppose that's the nature of such things.

    Just wonder if someone will see the thread title and think Bush kicked the bucket.
     
  11. Mr. Dictator

    Mr. Dictator A Chain-Smoking Fox

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    how nice of him to swap branches to take up some slack for his minion.
     
  12. The Yankee

    The Yankee The New Yawker Retired Moderator

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    I do wonder if it's Constitutionally legal for anyone in the Cheney branch of government to also be the Acting President while also being in the legislative branch. That's three of the four branches right there! :lol:
     
  13. Chaos_BF1942

    Chaos_BF1942 Prince

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    Well unless Bush gets anesthetized when he goes to the bathroom, no.

    The reason Cheney is becoming acting president is because Bush will be anesthetized and would not be able to do the job as president for that time
     
  14. Mr. Dictator

    Mr. Dictator A Chain-Smoking Fox

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    well, in times like these we need the judicial branch to weigh in.

    and we all know who's the decider on capitol hill.

    strange how he has a streak of not being able to do his job while under the influence.
     
  15. Shadylookin

    Shadylookin master debater

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    it's happened before when Bush was having his colon worked on the last time, but it is a pretty scary thought
     
  16. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Don't worry, he did this back in '02 and Cheney destroy the world.

    Edit: Bite me, Shady.
     
  17. nc-1701

    nc-1701 bombombedum

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    I did:D

    Seriously, I wonsder what would happen if he didn't wake up... I mean does anybody think it would be possible for Cheney to any worse?:crazyeye:
     
  18. EdwardTking

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    I can only conclude that the rechargeable batteries, sized
    for a single term only, have now stopped holding their charge.

    The 'colonoscope' operation is obviously a cover for
    replacing the batteries installed in the Bush-bot.

    I wonder what else they will upgrade this weekend,
    perhaps a grammar checker?
     
  19. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall High Elven Ghost Agent

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    Cheney is always an "acting president". He even has his own branch of the Government.
     
  20. amadeus

    amadeus Civ2 / Law and Order!

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    Talk about a lot of tasteless garbage from some of our resident posters. :rolleyes:
     
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