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Discussion in 'Imperium OffTopicum' started by Nuka-sama, Dec 8, 2015.

  1. Double A

    Double A wak

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    with guns
    and ships
    gunships
     
  2. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    gunplanes?
     
  3. Ahigin

    Ahigin Chieftain

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    Spoiler :
    Nation: The Order of the Maiden (NPC)
    Population: 1
    Apparatus: Military
    Centralization: Unitary
    Legitimacy: Hereditary
    Action Potential: 10 (19.27% Inertia)
    Government: Socialist (60.75% Support)
    MON: 15 (55%) Wants to gain freedom from Russia
    IMP: 15 (55%) Wants to gain freedom from Russia
    DEM: 12 (55%) Wants to gain freedom from Russia
    FAS: 21 (55%) Wants to eliminate non-Fascist factions
    ANA: 15 (75%) Wants to gain freedom from Russia
    SOC: 27 (55%) Wants to gain freedom from Russia
    Economy: 0 EP (-100%)
    Revenue: -15 EP (20% Tax)
    Industry: 0 Public IC / 0 Private IC
    Base Cost: 9.90 EP / (Base Value: 1.00 EP)
    Trade Group: Russian Empire (Size: 8378)
    Deployment: 0.00% (0 Active Combat Divisions) (-1 Reserves, +0/turn)
    Mobilization: 90% (WAR) (Cost: -16 EP/turn) (Acq.: 0 EP)
    Army: 1 Firepower, 1 Discipline, 0 Movement, 1 Support, 1 Mass, 1 Integration
    Navy: 0 Carriers, 0 Screens, 0 Submarines, 0 Capital Ships
    Wing: 0 Stg. Bombers, 0 Tac. Bombers, 40 Lt-Fighters, 0 Hv-Fighters
    Doctrine Archtype: Grand Battleplan
    Resources: 0 Food (-0), 0 Energy (-0), 26 Debt (+26)
    Energy: 0 made, 0 used
    Expertise: 1 Social, 1 Chemistry, 0 Atomic, 1 Public, 0 Private, 1 Army, 0 Air, 1 Electric, 0 Rocketry, 0 Navy
    I see a single virgin Hungarian woman named Zsofia guarding an abandoned air field with 40 planes in its hangar. She is deeply indebted, she often questions her decisions, and her political opinion tends to be swung by such events as reading a morning newspaper, spilling a cup of coffee, meeting a cute puppy, or being no longer asleep. She deeply desires freedom from Russia, but on Thursdays she just simply hates non-Hungarians. She has some basic social skills, knows some arts and crafts, can make soap and beer, and her departed father once taught her how to fix their old radio set.
     
  4. Double A

    Double A wak

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    A true dwarf to her core.
     
  5. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    She has no brakes, no inertia to hold her back! Her action potential's off the charts...although I'd worry about that 40% of hers not supporting her. Worrying.
     
  6. Double A

    Double A wak

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    she's an expensive woman
     
  7. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    her salary's pretty low tho, and the upkeep's all high

    on the other side, seems like it's all worth the value, eh?
     
  8. Masada

    Masada Koi-san!

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    6/10 of the voices in her head approve. of wat? nobody knows.
     
  9. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    This is your brain on socialism.

    Any questions?
     
  10. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    How can I get some of that Socialism? Sounds dope.
     
  11. Crezth

    Crezth 話說天下大勢分久必合合久必分

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    The edge-cases of this game never fail to amuse. Incidentally that's why I like having Tibet in the stats, DoubleA, because they offer an edge case to help check the system with.
     
  12. Ophorian

    Ophorian Holy Britannian Emperor

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    Almost a Hamilton reference.
     
  13. Double A

    Double A wak

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    Just use Thailand, sheesh.

    How is it that the only time I'm not making a Hamilton reference, someone thinks I'm making a Hamilton reference?

    Link to video.
     
  14. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    It truly is a modern classic.
     
  15. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    Hamilton or history of japan?
     
  16. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    history of japan
     
  17. Tolina

    Tolina trust the pillars with your s e c r e t s

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    It's more of a modern meme, really. In a 3 years time, no one will remember it, and it'll fade into the dust, like rainbows in the rain...

    That probably wasn't the exact quote.
     
  18. Double A

    Double A wak

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  19. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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  20. Decamper

    Decamper ..!

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    Robert, hurry up and make tunak tunak india's national anthem.
     

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