Prophets for Profits: Ramesses and the Chariot of Fire

The biggest thing I hate about Great Prophet focused games is my cites auto assigning Scientist Specialists.

I tried Pericles of Arabia for a few games, and I end up spawning Great Scientists because by cities had been auto filling Scientist slots instead of Prophets.

Just one of the many hugely annoying things about this game that I cant believe was never patched out, freaking auto assigned specialists in every city when I dont want my GP pools being Poluted (Not just Great Prophet farming too, but also Great Merchant farming is completely ruined by auto assigned Specialists).

I've never liked getting Great Scientists and bulbing them, I always prefer Great Prophets or Merchants only and settling them all in the same city together with Wall Street much later on.
 
@bhav: Micro managing required… Whenever the city grows, check and see where the assignment went. Move them where you want them!
 
I'm not checking on my cities everytime a new population point appears just to remove the damn auto assigned specialist! I'm not an uber macro leet deity player to be able to micro to that level of brain crunching attention of detail.

This is just one of the pitfalls of enabling locked modified assets. If I get an evil rubbish Great Scientist, I can't simply use the WB to swap it for an absolutely awesome beyond description (IMO) Great Prophet instead, kind of what I want when playing these games. The game is always auto working scientist or engineer slots, polluting my pool for the one I actually want. Micromanaging specialists was vastly improved ten fold in Civ V, but the developers have completely abandoned this game now and all the negatives about it will remain.

Imagine if cities auto placed nothing but Priest specialists, how many more people would have compained about that?
 
(Better late than never!)

Chapter 3
Unity of the Faith

Goals for This Round:

* Settle the best land and afford it
* Emphasize diplomacy with Churchill
* Tech along the religious path by and large with an eye toward building the AP at round's end)

The Egyptian pharaoh's initial reaction to the rise of the Jewish faith among the slave castes of Tokyo was to begin a brutal slaughter. After all, what madness speaks of a power greater than Ramesses himself? However, the more the king thought of the matter--and the more he meditated at his Oracle--the more he realized that faith of this nature could be put to good use. The Jewish faith rose of rebellion, but it could be controlled as well... if Ramesses could only devise a way.

First on his agenda, however, was what to do with the rabble-rouser of the priests of Thebes. Born Jonathan of the Sacred Circle, he rose to sainthood through his study of the Japanese Buddhist faith. In his old age, he traveled to the palace itself and humbled himself before Ramesses, wishing to put himself to good use.

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The prospects of a shrine to one of Egypt's faith was tempting, but instead, Ramesses sent the man to Tokyo, where he settled in the city to gather tithes and--through his teachings--drive the population to greater productivity.

(I figured Tokyo would be the best place to settle most prophets; since it'll run the Jewish shrine, the gold multipliers will affect the priests' output as well. Is that wise?)

These were difficult times for the Egyptian government, as the costs of expansion burdened the empire heavily. However, a missionary of the Jewish faith traveled to London shortly after the faith's founding, preaching the gospel to all who would hear. Churchill himself was so moved by the plight of the Jewish slaves that he himself converted to the new faith.

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While Ramesses himself did not yet convert, he smiled from his throne. Everything was going according to plan.

Without any way to cut into the southern jungles, Egyptian settlers were forced to be more conservative in their ambitions. Nevertheless, they found a fine spot south of Thebes near a herd of cattle. So pleased were they with their discovery that they dubbed the spot Heliopolis--the City of the Sun.

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Heliopolis promised to be a city of powerful production, where troops could be trained and equipped at a moment's notice.

Charioteers ventured further south into Mayan lands, where they discovered the distant capital of the empire:

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(Pacal's capital sucks. His land kind of sucks, too. As you can see, he's our mystery Taoism founder, meaning that--at this juncture, and still by the end of the round--every single religion that's been founded has been founded on our continent! This is an interesting development; I expect the other continent should have it rough for a while without an easy source of happiness.)

Having mastered Monotheism, Ramesses directed his scientists to understand the arts. Progress was slow but steady as the cottages in the empire began to develop and bear fruit. Fortunately, another holy man of Thebes was on hand to speed along development.

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"Saint" Peter was not a learned holy man like St. John was; rather, he was a plant by the pharaoh himself. The secret of Theology that he unearthed revealed that divinity could speak through the offices of government just as much as it could from the pleas of slaves. The settlers of Heliopolis, hearing these words, gave rise to a new faith, one centered around Ramessse himself.

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But still Ramesses did not convert; instead, his settling projects continued with Elephantine, founded among the shimmering gold of the distant West.

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Settling was going well, but the old Japanese remained paranoid. Fearful of the wrath of their king, they set about building their own temple. With its labyrinthine catacombs, the slaves felt protected and safe.

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(Yeah, I built it. :lol: )

At last, the time had come for Ramesses. He had wanted to wait and see if the Christian faith of the Maya would arrive in his lands; however, no such moment arrived. In a ceremony in Tokyo, the king met with St. John himself, who baptized him in the Jewish faith, strengthening the bonds between the Egyptian and English people. The people of Kyoto, overjoyed at seeing their king convert to their faith, began construction of an even greater palace in the old Japanese capital, where a central Jewish government could oversee matters throughout all the land.

(I held off on conversion to see how diplomacy would play out, but Churchill remained Jewish throughout the round. Besides, I couldn't start on the AP without a religion.)

One final settling party set off to the elephants of the north, founding Alexandria.

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And the last of the early Egyptian triumvirate of saints arrived at Tokyo, where he rebuilt the Temple of Solomon at the site of Judaism's founding.

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While the Egyptians began codifying an Alphabet--part of an effort to seek a Currency to stabilize finances--word came to Ramesses that the Maya had won the secret first. Ramesses traveled to Mutal personally, where he found the Mayan king willing to trade information. Egyptian religious knowledge was a valuable trading chip, after all.

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Pleased at this secret, Ramesses immediately went to see Churchill to see what he will would be willing to trade.

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Iron Working revealed valuable stores of the tough metal outside of Tokyo and Heliopolis. Churchill, meanwhile, would later teach the Egyptians the secret of Sailing while asking for nothing in return, proving that the Egyptian/English alliance was truly blessed.

(Also relevant here: the Maya have no metals at all! VERY interesting...)

Heliopolis, the City of the Sun, lived up to its name, constructing a marvelous temple from the smelted gold of Elephantine.

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The construction of the wonder prompted Ramesses to enact changes to his own government. Pacifist policies of religious practice were put into place as Ramesses declared warfare an outmoded ideal. Secretly, though, the pharaoh knew that such policies were as temporary as he required them to be.

Trades with the English continued apace...

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...and Ramesses honored Churchill's request to cancel his Open Borders agreement with the Maya. Churchill was pleased at the agreement, feeling that the Egyptian pharaoh was suitably under his thumb.

But as the Egyptian Currency was at last codified, Churchill learned how wrong he was, as the slaves of Kyoto at last finished their structure.

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And Ramesses made his move. Traveling to the coronation of the Apostolic Palace, the pharaoh pushed his way to the front of his slaves. Standing in the grand courtyard, he announced that, as Judaism was the faith of the Egyptian Empire at large, so too should the Egyptian Emperor stand as the High Priest of the faith.

"If we are to elect a Kohen of the Jewish faith," he sneered, "then it shall be me!"

Ballots were dutifully counted...

(...and the round ended!

If BUG is accurate [and there's no reason BUG shouldn't be accurate in this case], we'll win the residency easily, giving us all kinds of cool powers and the ability to make Churchill do whatever we feel like making Churchill do. ;)

Tech-wise, I'm going to Philosophy for now with an eye toward snagging the Angkor Wat, but we've got a lot of options. Monarchy is a big one, but we've got a few solutions to happiness now with Calendar up and running. Should we tech along military lines? I don't feel too threatened by the Maya, to be honest, but I'd like to be able to help Churchill out if he needs it.

We have a Prophet running to found the Buddhist shrine in Kyoto, but I can turn him around if we want. He'll bulb Monarchy right now, which is--I believe--a five-turn tech. We've got another GP due out of Thebes in 17 turns; what about him?

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And the unspoiled north:
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I've got a Settler south of Old Japan set to found a city down in that jungle. I'm thinking on top of the western spices as laid out in a previous post to work the offshore fish and the rice. Another city should probably go where each chariot is in the north; another one should go north of the deer to grab those whales; and we could probably fit in a crappy filler town to grab furs 1NE of the wine.

I'm not going to give full micro since we've got a ton of cities, but I'll show you something I'm doing a lot as demonstrated in Alexandria.

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When a city grows onto an unimproved tile, I switch it to a priest specialist until I can get a worker up there to improve things. I do need some more workers, of course, so they're a priority next round.

Techs:

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I sort of regret closing things down with the Maya now. I'm holding out for Churchill to tech Monarchy, which I've found I can usually get for Currency.

Demographics:

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We're doing well here, but a lot of the GNP might be culture.

Assets:

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More workers needed, as usual. :p

So far, our little builder game is going pretty well. I can't think of much reason to shake things up, but long-term, I know we're going to want to control the continent in one way or another. That said, I'm not keen on warring Pacal for some time. I'm thinking of continuing to tech along religious lines, grabbing Philosophy and Divine Right for the last two Priest wonders and--hopefully--founding the last couple of religions on our continent so that we can better manage diplomacy once the other continent shows up. Post-Optics, I'm thinking we should get some Jewish diplomats on a boat and create at least one ally or party to manipulate with the AP.

Anything I'm desperately screwing up? Any tips and tricks? Save is attached!)
 
(...hokay then, not much interest in this one? It's been sort of a builder game so far and thus not very interesting post-Japan rush, but don't worry, I have a feeling it's about to get good. ;) )

Chapter 4
All That Glisters is Actually Gold

Goals for This Round:

* Grab the last two wonders for our priest strategy (Spiral Minaret and Angkor Wat)
* Try to assure that the last two religions are founded on this continent
* Settle as much of the rest of the land as we can
* Continue to court favorable relations with Churchill
* Set the table for grabbing the tech of our choice from Liberalism

(Tech path right off the bat: Philosophy -> Monarchy -> Divine Right (partial bulb) -> Civil Service (mostly bulbed) -> Paper -> Education. By round's end, I think we've got a lock on the Liberalism race. I should mention this here because it doesn't fit the narrative: a Great General or two were born "in a far away land," which means the other continent is warring, probably thanks to not having a religion to join them together.)

The election at the Apostolic Palace was a matter of rote; Ramesses was elected Kohen handily. The ascension of the Jewish faith left Pacal of the Maya isolated, backward, and stewing in his frozen hell of a nation. Ramesses could only laugh. The time had come to make Egypt great, to set the stage for the conquest of the world and beyond.

The first order of business, of course, was a settling party that had set off southeast of Kyoto. There, in the nearby jungle, they founded the village of Pi-Ramesses, which in the Egyptian tongue translates to "approximately 3.14159265 minus Ramesses."

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Ramesses had hoped to found the village further west, to rope in the bananas south of Memphis, but an English settler beat him to the punch. Nevertheless, a strong city lay beneath the jungles of Pi-Ramesses, and the slave-workers of Egypt set to work unearthing it.

St. Paul, born of Thebes (What's with all the Christian Great Prophets this game?), traveled by carriage to Kyoto to commemorate the Buddhist faith with a profitable shrine.

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With Buddhism spread to much of the empire as a secondary faith, the shrine promised to remain profitable, and the extra priests that could be recruited to serve there were nothing to sneeze at. By round's end, Kyoto was a truly cosmopolitan religious center, where four faiths had roots in the population.

(In these peaceful rounds, I should mention that I've been trying to aggressively spread religions and build monasteries wherever I can. I want to have the monasteries in place before Scientific Method wipes them out, and having more religions means more temples, which--in turn--means more priest specialists. Shrined religions get spread first, which is why you'll see a few Buddhist missionaries sandwiched between the more conventional builds. I also worked on getting some Barracks up in preparation for a later war with Pacal. It hasn't come yet, but that's largely because our tech path has been peaceful to nab tasty priestwonders.)

Churchill came to Thebes later, offering Construction in exchange for Theology. Wishing to keep Theology under wraps for the time being, Ramesses instead negotiated another trade.

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Currency, of course, would lead Churchill down the path to the secret of Guilds, which was not one of Ramesses's immediate concerns. With The Bulldog intent on learning military technology, Ramesses hoped to be able to acquire Guilds in a later trade without feeling that Divine Right was threatened.

Far in the Northwest, the city of Giza was founded, bringing order to the distant tundra.

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The city was a financial drain for some time, but it has some potential. A Courthouse was built in short order.

In 540 AD, Ramesses learned the downside of running a scientific caste.

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The pharaoh offered a silent curse at Churchill's luck. Of course, the ominous Statue of Zeus would make Churchill that much more of an issue should problems arise. For now, though, Churchill was a friend, and though the Confucian faith did take up root in England, the king himself did not convert.

Byblos, another of Ramesses's northern settlements, made an interesting development of its own.

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A Christian monastery was soon established. Pacal's faith was ridiculous, but temples were temples.

700 AD was a prosperous year for the empire, as Philosophy had given way to the completion of Monarchy and the coronation of Ramesses as king. And an attendant of the Buddha named Ananda rose in Kyoto, helping Ramesses in his quest to anoint himself Eternal God-Pharaoh for Life.

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Divine Right offered little beyond its sole wonder and the potential for a new faith, but Ramesses begrudgingly explored it anyway.

The Jewish people of Oxford, meanwhile, found themselves enamored by the shining wonders of the City of the Sun, yearning to throw off their English heritage and join the pharaoh.

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The city was small and had little potential, but the store of stone at the site intrigued Ramesses.

The completion of Divine Right empowered Ramesses even further. The king, becoming increasingly isolationist in his palace, refused all attendants save a single servant, who brought him his meals and came forth with his edicts. In truth, Ramesses--now knowing that his apotheosis into godhood was complete--had withdrawn himself completely from contact with the outside world.

The worship of Ramesses gave rise to the world's final religion in the distant city of Giza.

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And Abu Bakr, born years earlier in Thebes, did what he had been instructed to do.

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The central Bureaucracy established in Thebes was costly at first, but as priests returned to the field to tend to nearby cottages, the civic would prove its value in the future.

One of the final pieces of the puzzle was put in place in Heliopolis, as the stones and metals of the nearby hills were used to create yet another temple in a city full of them.

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Pacal, seeing the Egyptian empire reaching greater and greater heights, made a stunning demand, and he was granted a rare audience with Ramesses himself.

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But on the other side of the English border, and without the ability to use metals to build precious weapons, the Maya were of course no threat. The belligerent Pacal was sent on his way, stomping and throwing his hands in the air. "Thank you," Ramesses smirked. "I needed a laugh."

Seeing the pluck of the pharaoh in full display, the people of Oxford--led by their provincial governor--traveled to Thebes that same year.

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Ramesses, still eying the stones of the nearby hill, agreed to allow the village into his empire. Kyoto, after all, could use building materials like that in its construction of the Egyptians' final wonder.

(...maybe that's a Moai city? I dunno--it's pretty lousy, but I wanted the stone.)

Churchill himself was somewhat miffed at his people's belligerence, but of course, he knew that he would do the same thing if in Ramesses's shoes. And so long as the pharaoh promised good trade relations, he was willing to allow the transfer of power.

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And in Kyoto, the store of stone bore fruit, as a tower to heaven itself rose to dominate the sky.

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With Jewish temples and monasteries a common site throughout the empire, gold flowed into Kyoto. The Egyptian Empire became the true economic powerhouse in their land with the completion of this wonder.

(...you can see the effect this had on our treasure up top. Over 30 gold per turn! And, of course, that number's only going to grow as we found and acquire more cities.)[/spoiler]

The founding of Akhetaten in the distant north--an effort to acquire further health resources for the sickly people of Egypt--signaled the final settlement of the round, which ended with the completion of Education.

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(That city sucks now, of course. Looking at it again, it should probably go 2W of where it is, which I didn't realize until just now could work the whales. Crap. Ah well, it's not a total trainwreck.)

Liberalism was within his grasp. The last of the prophet-granting wonders had fallen into Egyptian hands. Ramesses the Temple-Builder had seen Egypt rise from squabbling city-state to mightiest empire in the land.

The hour for peaceful research had ended. It was time for Pacal to learn what happens to those who make demands of a god.

(Tech options:

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We can grab Lib now, but I think we've got a safe enough lead on it. Note that things were sped up a bit to hurry Education along, so our treasury's about to run out. We can run at--I believe--either 70% or 60% at a profit for now. I'm leaning towards MT from Liberalism and using Cuirs to roflstomp Pacal into shame, then turning around and doing the same exact thing to our "buddy" Winny. That requires a little diversion to pick up Music, but it should come quickly enough, and I seriously doubt that anybody's going to beat us to Lib in the meantime.

Of course, we can also get Nationalism, Lib Constitution, and enjoy Rep/Angkor Wat-fueled priest MADNESS if you guys want to see that. The sky's the limit.

See?

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Sadly, nobody's researched Drama, which I was hoping to get through trade to hurry along toward Music since Literature is utterly useless to us without the ability to build its national wonders.

Here's what Churchill will give us for our garbage tech:

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Very tempted to take that since Divine Right is basically useless to us now. Feudalism isn't immediately valuable to us just now, but it does open up the Guilds line toward Rifling and Cavalry.

Maps:

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Three city sites in mind to fill up the territory:

1. 1S of that road where the worker is east of Thebes to work the fish. Kind of a garbage site, but it'll be cheap and can run some prophets.
2. 1SE of the bottom-most fur north of Thebes. There's a fish in the distance it can work. It's got some hills and can work one of the furs, so it's not total garbage.
3. 1S of the peak near the two oases between Byblos and Giza. It has some useless desert, but two oases are nothing to sneeze at, and it grabs a lot of nice green land that we can use as we please.

Demographics show we're right up top where we need to be but dead last in soldiers, mainly because I think our meat shield in the middle is going to protect us from Pacal. I've been trying to fill up Heliopolis with archers to protect the border, so we should be safe.

Civic-wise, we're running HR, Bureau, Slavery, and Pacifism. Any issue there?

Here's a quick look at our religious spread so far:

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I'm sort of hoping Taoism spreads to Akhetaten, so I'm leaving it unaffiliated for now. In any case, we have the votes to control the AP, and the shrine has been very lucrative. The Buddhist shrine is up as well, so I've been passively spreading that around between builds.

So that's the round, and that's the plan. The builder game so far has been interesting mathematically, but I'm itching to start abusing our wonderspam and using it to put a hurtin' on our neighbors. After the pure hell Pacal put me through in the Sitting Bull game, I can't even tell you how eager I am to grind him into the dirt. Any objections to this?

Finally, what should our long-term goal be? I insinuated earlier that riding priests to space was the one I was most considering, but with our tech lead--and the very real possibility of owning our continent--we can divert down the military path pretty easily.

With eighty gazillion religions and a ton and a half of wonders floating around, of course, culture is also a possibility, but... y'know what? Yawn. ;)

What do you guys think? Save is attached! Thanks for reading, and don't be afraid to chime in!)
 
I shadowed this game and managed to acquire all 7 religions in Kyoto from leaving new settlements pagan until something spread to them. I also got Music early so Kyoto could have all the cathedrals. It had more priest slots than it could work, but I never got around to finishing the game.
 
I completely forgot that Cathedrals allowed priest specialists. That definitely puts Music on our must-have list (it was anyway, but still).
 
Has the music race been won yet? Is the great lib or Sistine built yet?

Loving this game, pure priest is so entertaining and hilariously this makes caste system somewhat redundant. Considered switching in and out of Serfdom to speed up your workers?

You are seemingly MILES ahead in the libby race. Strategically going curs and claiming the entire island is probably for the best but its still going to take a little while to get to gunpowder, especially since you've blown your bank account and you have no army. Might be worth going Nationalism first and using the two GAs (1 Taj 1 Prophet) to build everything up in preparation for the attack. If you're doing that it might be an idea to grab Rep as the free lib tech so you can Rep during the GA (while maxing out your GP potential). Is that sensible or silly? Idk I've never played a pure prophet game before :D
 
Pacal, I think, built the Great Library. Music is probably won, too, and the Great Artist would be worthless to us anyway since he'd be shakin' his groove thang straight to the gallows. ;)

Things to keep in mind:

1. We can't build Sistine (Artist specialist points).
2. We can't build Taj (ditto).
3. We don't need a GA to go into Rep (Spiritual Ramesses).

I should also ask this now since it's going to come up sooner rather than later: what should we do if we capture a city with a non-Prophet-GPP wonder in it? I see the options as follows:

1. Keep it. Don't run any specialists at all. Let our priest spam in other cities allow their GPP to lap this one in the hopes that it never generates a GP at all.
2. Keep it. Run a ton of priest specialists in the hopes of overriding the other GPP, but execute any non-Prophets.
3. Burn it to the ground! (I think this includes Mutal, which is a holy city)

I'll let you guys fight over that one.
 
Oh god..... I forgot you can't Taj.... damn.

I say burn them all to the ground btw. I mean if you're not allowed a national epic then why not go the whole hog and burn any non prophet building to cinders?
 
Oooooooooeeeehh a game with wonder razing. It goes so against your nature but is still fun. I can never set myself to it to do it. So I want to torture your religious brain and dare you to burn them all :)
 
I played through the next round, but I'm tired. We're at a decision point here, so I'll post the save and let you discuss.

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We did indeed Lib Military Tradition--teching Constitution afterwards--and we've got a decent force of Cuirassiers and the largest army on the continent. We're teching towards Rifling. Conceivably, we could go after either target. Churchill is slightly further behind, and I'm thinking having him as a vassal for the war with Pacal to insulate our holdings in the north may not be a bad idea. Or, since all of his cities are on this continent, we could just wipe him out. On the other hand, we hates Pacal, for he is a heretic. Vassalizing the continent also sorts out the "raze or keep?" problem: we just gift cities back to our slave nations if they've got wonders in them. Thoughts?
 
1. Declare on Pacal
2. Get Churchill to dogpile
3. Backstab Churchill with the stack you left behind in the north
4. Wipe out Pacal, vassalize Churchill
5. Missionary spam Pacal's cities
 
Pacal would be the better vassal wouldn't he (tech wise?)

I agree with the above ^^. Get Church to DoW wait a few turns, backstab but instead then wipe him out then vassal Pacal instead.
 
(Who's up for a monster round?)

Chapter 5
Subjugation (Part 1)

Goals for This Round:

* Win the Liberalism race with an eye towards Military Tradition
* Subjugate the continent under Egyptian control
* Gear up for a war with the other continent
* Keep the economy solvent

The time for half-measures and diplomacy was over. Egypt was great--the largest and most scientifically advanced empire in the world. Her cultural lure was so great that English citizens were throwing in with the empire by the droves.

But they had not all come to Ramesses--not yet. The sovereignty of the Mayan and English states was troubling on one hand but trifling on the other. Millennia ago, the War Chariots of Thebes had wheeled on Japan, bringing Tokugawa to heel.

The Maya and the English, however, knew many secrets. Left with their empire intact, they could serve Ramesses well as slave-states. The Kohen had no doubt that there was wisdom in this approach, and he kept it in mind even as his scholars perfected the ultimate in cavalry warfare. The War Chariot philosophy of quick, fearsome strikes would be even more potent on a massive scale; all that was needed was a means to bring this war machine to bear.

Still, Ramesses made a point to keep things appearing routine. A trade for Horseback Riding and Feudalism was made with the English king in exchange for the relatively useless Divine Right. Mohammed Shah, prophet of Kyoto, was sent to Tokyo to gather gold. And the Egyptian settlement project finally reached its conclusion in the north and east.

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These were all minor settlements, of course, but pure land and population was more valuable to the emperor than viability at this point. And better cities than these were willing to throw in with the Egyptian Empire without the cost of a settling party.

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Seeing his people throwing into revolt thanks to the all-consuming Egyptian cultural barrier, Churchill sought out Egyptian secrets in arts and sciences in exchange for more practical knowledge.

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It did Churchill little good, however: Coventry too joined the ever-expanding Egyptian juggernaut in a few short decades.

Chung-Tzu, a fiery cleric at the Apostolic Palace, rose to prominence in Kyoto. He, like his brothers, traveled to the Jewish holy city, seeking to inspire the population there to greater productivity and generosity in tithes.

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Yes, life in the Egyptian Empire seemed a matter of simple routines. Great Prophets came and went, as they had done for centuries. Continental relations with the distant Maya were tense and strained, but they never came to blows. Egyptian culture remained the envy of the world.

Then, at the dawn of the 14th century, everything changed.

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All at once, the bureaucrats of Thebes dispersed into a network of feudal warlords who administered their orders with the fervor of the Jewish See. All at once, the network of stable-building and barracks construction across the empire--previously thought to be mere rigamarole or even miscommunication of the king's whims, made a mad sort of sense. Even as the drafting of the Egyptian Constitution in 1380 led to the institution of a Representative government (ruled, of course, by the priest caste), Ramesses himself led the military with the shades of his old fervor. Mounted Cuirassiers from as far north as Byblos were trained and equipped and sent to the newly integrated city of Coventry to wait.

Churchill, knowing that the See at last seemed ready to advance on the Maya, was pleased to offer Ramesses the tools needed to help the mounted gunners make haste down English roads.

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(Yes, I took the trash tech. All of our GPs wanted to bulb it, so I figured I'd get it out of the way if another bulb was in order. It probably won't be, but still. Call it completionism.)

At the advent of the Printing Press, Ramesses felt his forces were ready.

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This was the first of several waves Ramesses had planned; irregulars moved to the front at breakneck speed to support their allies. The Mayan warlord had grown comfortable with the uneasy peace that had enveloped the land, allowing his border cities with his worst enemies to remain largely undefended. When he, on a routine visit to Oxhuitza, heard the thundering of hooves in the distance, his jaw dropped, and he began to shake with terror.

The uneasy peace had ended.

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Under normal circumstances, the pharaoh would be tempted to order these piddling settlements burnt to the ground. However, his soldiers were ordered to show mercy, doing their best only to wage war on active military resistance.

Only one of Pacal's cities, in fact, offered any kind of active military resistance: the Taoist holy city of Lakamha.

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Of course, it too fell to Egyptian force of arms with few casualties.

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Ramesses scoffed at the city's contents. The Parthenon and Sistine Chapel were beautiful structures--of this there could be no doubt--but the sorts of... rabble that they attracted infuriated the pharaoh. Artists? What good was it to pursue such pointless ambitions when the will of the gods themselves could be read? The implications were staggering.

Seeing Lakamha fall, Pacal's will to fight wavered. If the Egyptian mounted gunners could march on Lakamha, then surely they could bring Mutal to heel as well.

The Maya were no warriors--of this Ramesses was certain. When Pacal traveled to Thebes under armed escort, the pharaoh greeted him not with contempt, but with a warm smile and a glass of wine.

"Do you know what I have learned, Pacal?" he asked. "I have learned that it does one no good to break the back of a slave. A strong slave, of course, moves greater stones. A weak slave.. well, there's no point in keeping a weak slave around."

He winked at Pacal. "Will you be a strong slave?"

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The reaction from the Jewish faithful was one of shock. Pacal, the belligerent warlord of the Maya, was allowed to live? Pacal, who defied the See and the Kohen himself by adopting the Christian faith, would be granted control of his old cities? In Ramesses's mind, he knew the decision was the right one. Pacal had much to offer in the way of technological secrets--offering Optics and Astronomy in trade--and could be allowed to research technological paths that the Egyptian pharaoh dared not yet explore. Two heads, as they said, would be better than one.

Winston Churchill, of course, scoffed at the decision, even as the Maya underwent a perfunctory conversion to the Jewish faith. "You're growing soft, old boy," he chuckled, slapping Ramesses on the shoulder.

Ramesses smiled back. "We shall see, old friend, just how soft I am."

By adopting the Maya as a vassal state, Ramesses gained access not only to his new ally's maps, but also diplomatic contact with several leaders from across the sea. Two of these men were warlords of the highest order, having engaged in an epic series of military campaigns centuries before. Ultimately, however, the mighty Roman Empire--home of the elite Praetorian Guard--had fallen before the might of their neighbors. The proud emperor Julius Caesar pledged fealty to his feudal master, the cunning and charismatic Alexander.

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(Geez... no wonder I saw a ton and a half of Great Generals get spawned! Speaking of Great Generals, I'm putting them to use, but only for promotions for units; none of them will be settled, so I don't get any Rep beakers from them. I figured this was a decent enough compromise. ;) )

And the map's final king was an ambitious and much beloved glorious emperor, one whose people loved and admired and respected. They were a free, happy, and productive people whose achievements in the arts and sciences were unparalleled. This is what Mao Zedong of the Glorious and Mighty People's Republic of China was pleased to report to Ramesses... over... and over... and over.

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(Quick recap of the other continent. Alex is, of course, the major power. China's carved out a nice little niche for itself and is teching okay--we got Banking from them in a trade for Philosophy. Greece and China both have decent armies--Greece has a higher power rating than us--but both are hilariously behind in tech other than Mao having Banking on us. I'm going to make sure to direct Pacal to close down trades with them later on.)

All of this diplomatic bluster, however, was a mere sideshow. The veterans of the Mayan War were gathering on the border, presumably to make a victorious charge back to Egypt.

They were to charge.

But not for the reasons that Winston Churchill expected.

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TO BE CONTINUED!
 
Chapter 5
Subjugation (Part 2)

Churchill, of course, didn't see it coming.

There was clearly some troop movement north of the border--a few conveniently placed Cuirassiers along the border--but the Bulldog had figured them for police forces. The Egyptian/English border was always a place of some tumult, where rogue cities threw off their shackled and pledged allegiance to a neighboring empire. But when the soldiers suddenly moved--as they did on the town of Newcastle--then there was, all at once, a logic to their positioning. They were not monitoring for rebellion; they were preparing to strike.

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The triumphant troops of the Mayan War, meanwhile, did much north... but not back to the homeland. At least, not without making a quick stop at York, where Churchill's greatest strategic advantage lay hidden.

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The superstitious Egyptians had lived in great fear of the Statue of Zeus prior to this moment. Seeing it fall into safer hands--and this early in the war--was worth a sigh of relief. York was allowed to stand, but the ancient god now leveled his gaze toward Churchill himself.

To his credit, the Bulldog lived up to his name, proving to be a scrappy and determined opponent.

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Where Pacal had been content to fight a defensive war, the English troops fought back, targeting wounded Cuirassiers in their strikes and using strong tactics and sheer numbers to attempt to wear down the Egyptians' advantage in mobility and technology. Ramesses smiled; the Englishman was worthy indeed.

But while the northern garrisons had become something of a slog thanks to the relatively green units going against the strongly defended hill cities of the borderlands, the veterans of the south were faring much better, making a strike at London herself.

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As Ramesses had predicted, selling Churchill the secrets of Nationalism had persuaded the Bulldog to pursue the shiny wonder over the shiny armor of more Knights.

While the Egyptian caravel ventured west, proving that the world was round and not in fact in the shape of a bar stool as had been previously suspected, the pure production capacity of the Egyptian Empire won out over the tenacity of Churchill's troops.

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And, with one final strike at the long-time holdout city of Warwick...

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...Churchill knew he had been beaten.

The Bulldog had fought long and hard. Where other nations would have long since given in, Churchill persevered, fighting until the bitter end. (Seriously, is that something with the way he's coded? He held out a ridiculously long time.) Stoic in his defeat, he surrendered control of the English territories to Ramesses.

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The pharaoh, in his mercy (and again seeing the artist class eager to flock to these cities), granted York and London back to his former ally and current slave. The border cities of the north, however, were kept under Egyptian control; it would only be a matter of time before they would have sought allegiance to Ramesses anyway.

With one final trade for Chemistry from the Maya, and with the completion of Rifling, Ramesses felt ready to upgrade those troops that remained. The Egyptian army had been weakened by the war, but an influx of cash had left coffers bursting.

The noble Cuirassiers who had fought so hard were given fresh new rifles, the most powerful gun in the world. The shipwrights of the west had begun their work, constructing strong Galleons set to sail the oceans. One continent had been subjugated. One more was to come.

(There's the round! Things got a little out of hand, but I figure we're about ready to wind this one down anyway. We have a tech choice:

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I set research to Steel for now, but I'm strongly leaning toward Steam Power. Pacal is teching Scientific Method with an eye toward grabbing Communism [and probably Physics] for me. I figure if I can't use the Great Spy, I'd rather somebody in my sphere of influence get it. Pacal is, right now, about even with me in GNP, so he's going to be a pretty strong vassal. Churchill is weaker, but I wanted to get him wrapped up so we could get ready to invade the other continent.

So, yes, despite my teasing about space earlier, I'm thinking we have to go Conquest or Domination with the advantages we have now. Conquest sounds inviting; I haven't done it with an online game yet. That said, I don't know what it'll take to break Alex's back so Caesar and Alex both give in. Maybe we'll roll over Mao first?

Here's the map Pacal gave us of the other continent:

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Greece is
HUGE. And Alex's power rating is impressive as well. That said... have a look at the tech screen.

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Dude can't even build maces yet, so I suspect the power rating is something of a paper tiger. Mao, on the other hand, is doing okay for himself. We're stronger than him, though.

In this situation, my inclination would be to take down Mao first, but he's the furthest from us, and--like I said--Greece is hilariously backward. If we can take his core out from under him, we can cripple what little tech strength he does have before his sheer size kicks in. It'll involve staring down the barrel of a zillion and two Phalanxes, but I can live with that, I think.

Demographics are barely sporting anymore:

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Runner-up GNP is--oh yes!--our vassal, Pacal. I am love-love-loving this after the Sitting Bull game. Vassal Pacal is going to be very useful to us in this final push.

Our assets right now, by the way [so I don't have to host another picture] are 20 Cavs and two Galleons. More of both would help.

So here's the plan for the next round: stomp the crap out of the other continent with Cavalry. You know, advanced military tactics. :p

To that end, here's what I have in mind. We have our next Prophet due in just one turn. We kick in our first and only Golden Age, turn the slider way down, and head into Universal Suffrage. We use our massive gold reserves to buy boats, Cavalry, and anything else that might help the war effort. With the slider down, we should pull in some pretty good bank. From there, we proceed to end the Golden Age with boats filled with troops ready to bring Greece to its knees. We tear through Greece until he capitulates, then go for a quick and dirty war with China toward the same end.

I've got to say, having the chance to stomp all of these AIs that have given me hell in the past [Julius, Alex, Pacal, and Toku have all been thorns in my side in one game or another] has been cathartic. :p

I'm picturing one more monster round to wrap things up. The family's going to Disney World next Monday, and I'd like to finish the game before then. So the next round will probably be an account of the mega-war with an eye toward finishing up the game and concluding that, yes, at Monarch a Priest economy under Ramesses can be pretty darn viable, though there are some things I'd do differently next time.

With that in mind, who's up next in our Great Person quest? I was leaning towards a Great Merchant game with Liz, but since madscientist is doing the cash-mongering captain of industry with Rockefeller, we might go a different route. I'm leaning strongly towards a rollicking war game as Alexander, using Great Artists to fund the war machine. Spies don't sound inviting yet, so our other options are Scientists and Engineers. What do you think?

Oh, and what about this game? Save is attached!)
 
"You're growing soft old boy"

bwahahaha. Great write up Oz-Man. I've been missing this series thanks for continuing it.
 
AH CRAP. Something I'd just forgotten and that we need to keep in mind: if I'm going to head to US, we'll need Democracy next. For some reason I was thinking I was in my last game and had the Pyramids. So how does Democracy sound for the next tech, gang?
 
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