Question from a Birther

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Well, there are really only two possible reasons:

A. It's an honest mistake.

B. He didn't make it, and whoever did needs to check their facts better.

I don't see how in anyway it points to a conspiracy. Not when those two options are much more likely.



EDIT: Well, I suppose option three exists. Death_Machine is right and Obama's really dropped the ball here. Time to step up Joe Biden.
 
The thing that makes me truly wonder is that he hasn't released so many of his school records. Could this perhaps be because the time lines won't match up?

If I would have claimed that the newspaper stuff was the result of a mistake or typo y'all would have dogpiled on me.

Still waiting for a real answer.
 
Oh, ok. A typo. I've always thought of a typo as a mispelled work or somefing like thag.
I'm just wondering--do you have any other reasons for being a birther?
 
And it's a simple answer. Some low level minion screwed up. There's nothing else to be read into it.
 
A typo stands for a typographical error, and it means a mistake made in the typing process. It doesn't just refer to misspelled words.

84 instead of 48 is a typo, or maybe 58, 47, or 59 as all those digits are close to each other on the keyboard. 52 instead of 48 ........................ not so much methinks.

Well, there are really only two possible reasons:

A. It's an honest mistake.

B. He didn't make it, and whoever did needs to check their facts better.

I don't see how in anyway it points to a conspiracy. Not when those two options are much more likely.

I'm fairly certain he didn't create the page himself, I wouldn't if I were the POTUS & had folks at my disposal who could do it a whole hell of a lot better than I could. Having said that, I would have at least looked at it and maybe said, "hey, hold on, I'm not that damn old".
 
I'm fairly certain he didn't create the page himself, I wouldn't if I were the POTUS & had folks at my disposal who could do it a whole hell of a lot better than I could. Having said that, I would have at least looked at it and maybe said, "hey, hold on, I'm not that damn old".

ya know the President is a busy man, what with 2 wars and a horrific depression being current US issues
 
And it's a simple answer. Some low level minion screwed up. There's nothing else to be read into it.

Ok, damn I should have made a pole.

Then why are you asking people here and not contacting Obama's Myspace? :lol: Stop being thick.

I'm asking here because I wanted the opinions of the people in here. Stop being a word that rhymes with thick.

ya know the President is a busy man, what with 2 wars and a horrific depression being current US issues

Come on. Somebody has to be a narcissist to run for the presidency in the first place, I doubt he never looked at it & the age is right there at the top.
 
Yeah that's his #1 priority as President. MySpace. Dear Lord....

Thanks for contributing nothing to the question of the thread. :goodjob:
 
Either way this looks incredibly fishy and I think the only recourse is for Major League Baseball to step in and drug test Obama in order to reveal his true age. I am so sick and tired of these Kenyan presidential nominees coming in here and lying about their age and dominating all the old geriatric white guys unfairly.
 
Well Obama is old and can't use computers. So he hired someone from his campaign staff to do it. People that work on campaign staffs work 25 hours a day. This staffer was presented with the birth year slider and accidentally clicked the wrong one without realising it. Since you can't change it once it's done they decided it wasn't that big of a deal. Little did they know Death_Machine would stumble upon it a year latter and post on a game forum with all the faux outrage of a townhall protest.
 
Hold on. 52 is the number of countries in Africa IF YOU EXCLUDE KENYA. I think we're onto something here.
 
nobody takes myspace seriously enough to list their real age?
 
I was totally shocked to learn that Obama's favorite band is Fall Out Boy. I also liked the emo self-portrait.

That said....

I think the real benefit of this thread is it helps demonstrate why birther's are lunatics. There is no rational answer that will make them happy.

What he have here is kind of the opposite of the "million monkey shakespeare" theory. You know, give a million monkeys a typewriter and one will eventually write Shakespeare. In this case, if you have dozens of websites and dozens of staffers there will eventually be errors.

So, what are the simple and rational explanations:
1. Its not really Obama's official site. Now, I'm not sure what the rules are on myspace, but on facebook nothing stops me from calling myself Barack Obama or Brad Pitt or Crotchrot Johnson. I do think in their TOS they could require me to prove my identity if the "real" Obama, Pitt, or Johnson had an issue with me.

So, I looked at the myspace site and if its not really his, it's done very nicely. The only thing to me that's odd is that it looks like there've been no comments since March.

But, for sake of discussion, let's assume it an official site. That brings us to...

2. Its a simple data entry error. Someone put in the wrong birth date/age. That said, it is odd its never been fixed. Maybe its been abandoned since March? Is it logical, reasonable, or sensible to think that if there is some conspiracy to hide his "real" date of birth and/or birthday that something so silly would be overlooked? That given all the recent scrutiny, it wouldn't be fixed?

3. Lastly, OMG THEN WHY DOESN'T HE FIX IT???? I can think of a couple reasons:
Reason 1: If they did fix it, then the birthers would site the fixing of the erroneous age as further indication of a conspiracy (there's no winning when fighting the forces of irrationality).
Reason 2: They've done enough and don't care to spend any more time placating the birthers because they've realized nothing will satisfy the birthers and, per reason 1, all they do is feed the birther delusions by fixing it.
Reason 3: My personal fave: If it were me, I'd leave it there just to tweak the tweakers. In fact, I'd probably give a speech where if you isolated the first letter of every word of the speech it would spell out "I was born in Africa". Let's try:

"I was at Senator Boxer's oratory regarding nullifying immigrant naturalizations. Aside from real innovations, counter applying existing law will not remedy the situation."

Yeah, not that good, but that took all of 5 minutes. :) Then again, more lucid than some other politicians that come to mind...

At any rate, I do appreciate the thread as a reminder of the descent into madness that so many have taken. I'm starting to think its result of some kind of cognitive dissonance.
 
Death_Machine said:
Still waiting for a real answer.

Try reading the thread? It's been stated numerous times that its a mistake, given that there is no logical reason for putting 52 and as he is in fact 48 there is nothing else it could be.
 
I'd say Shane pretty much nailed it. The only thing I really have to add is: Which is more reliable, a myspace account that may, or may nor have even had Obama Author it or, the Hawaiian birth certificate which has withstood every single check that has been thrown at it?
 
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