Question from a Birther

[warpus]

Obama is a time traveller from an alternate timeline, kind of like on star trek, when that dude goes back in time and everyone's all "whoa, your records don't match up chronologically, what's the deal", and he's like *teleport*

 

[GenMarshall]

Geeze birthers get all bent out of shape over an age typo on some social networking site. Get over it birthers!

Can somebody help me out with this, or is it just another part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?

It's just another part of the right wing conspiricy.

 

[North King]

What exactly would constitute a "real answer"?

 

[Stylesjl]

Because Obama is actually 52 years old, born in Kenya and is about to destroy America through his evil liberal agenda

Is that what the OP wanted to hear?

 

[thekaje]

Damn good catch. You'd think Obama would be able to keep his own birthday straight?? There's something fishy here. Maybe he should make a MySpace page for his FAKE BIRTH CERTIFICATE and then he can friend it and check its MySpace whenever he gets confused!!

The nation's first Fake President. End of an era. I miss the Real Presidents...

What exactly would constitute a "real answer"?

How about a birth certificate??

 

[Miles Teg]

Note to self. When I am president, I will manufacture a crazy conspiracy theory for the lunatic fringe of the opposing party to pick up. They'll put pressure on their leaders to go along with them, and give the media something to talk about besides the trivial day to day SNAFUs of running the White House. I will leave subtle hints in numerology and code, just to give them more talking points, so they've always got 'news' to be reported.

 

[kulade]

I dunno guys, it's on MySpace, it sounds pretty legit. I'd trust it over legal documents any day.

 

[LucyDuke]

Guys his real birth certificate says he was born in 1961 too.

 

[GenMarshall]

How about a birth certificate??

Birthers like Death Machine here rejected it because it's not proof and legit enough

I dunno guys, it's on MySpace, it sounds pretty legit. I'd trust it over legal documents any day.

 

[nonconformist]

Guys, 48 is the number of states prior to Alaska and Hawaii joining the Union, whereas 52 is the number of states now that Iraq and Afghanistan have been assimialted.

Death Machine, how dare you be unpatriotic, and treacherous towards the glorious USA, which has two extra states.

THESE COLOURS DONT RUN

 

[kulade]

Birthers like Death Machine here rejected it because it's not proof and legit enough

 

[Earthling]

Still waiting for a real answer.

Look, the Phantom Time Hypothesis is pretty self explanatory. The problem is that you believe this is "actually" 2009 when it's really not.

 

[.Shane.]

Kulade, please to be telling me that's a tshirt I can order from zee internetz? Linky linky?

 

[GenMarshall]

Ohh Kulade, you never cease to amuse me .

 

[mrt144]

CivGeneral, you need to stop with the Samus thing. It's scary.

 

[kulade]

Kulade, please to be telling me that's a tshirt I can order from zee internetz? Linky linky?

Well acorse...

http://www.snorgtees.com/coolaidman-p-227.html

 

[dido]

Answer: because he is from Kenya and the birth certificate from Kenya stated he was born in 1957 instead of 1961

Happy now?

 

[capslock]

Well he did say there were 52 states that one time. He's probably just bad with math.

 

[Earthling]

OH MY GOD. THIRTEEN YEARS OF SLAVERY FOR NOTHING

I just realized, President Kang is not a natural-born citizen. He's constitutionally ineligible to be President. Why didn't we know?!

 

[classical_hero]

Myspace, the future source of accurate news source.

BTW, Isn't this in the wrong forum?