1. We have added a Gift Upgrades feature that allows you to gift an account upgrade to another member, just in time for the holiday season. You can see the gift option when going to the Account Upgrades screen, or on any user profile screen.
    Dismiss Notice

Rammy's Revenge, or, How to Take Over the World and Regain your Honour

Discussion in 'Civ5 - Stories & Let's Plays' started by Mzrokks, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. Mzrokks

    Mzrokks Rammy VS the World

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2010
    Messages:
    229
    Today we meet more leaders.


    Hurrah! Hurrah!
    It's Enemy number two!




    Rammy: Hey Mister, nice flip flops! (His Diplomatic Advisor slaps him across the face with a fish) I mean, greetings.
    Darius: (Stares)
    Rammy: So, what do you do for a living?
    Darius: I...rule Persia?
    Rammy: Really! I rule Siam.
    Darius: (Coughcough) I didn't notice.
    Rammy: Instead of talking nicely, why don't we sack our diplomatic advisors and backstab each other like the dogs we are?! (He gets slapped with a fish yet again)
    Darius: .....(Eye twitches) .....

    Unfazed by Rammy's wonderful diplomacy, Darius offers open borders. If I remember correctly I refuse.



    Rammy:เมื่อพวกหมูบิน!
    Askia: What??
    Rammy: ผมก็ยังมีเรื่องของคุณยาย,โดยทางไป :lol:

    And finally - the event you have all been waiting for...



    Rammy: Lizzy...
    Elizabeth: Oh - its' you.
    Rammy: (Diplomatic Advisor whispers in his ear and is pushed aside) So fate sent you to me once again...
    Elizabeth: I look forward to crushing your crown under my stiletto!
    Rammy: I look forward to raiding your cities with my mechanized infrantry...
    Elizabeth: Thou foul lump of deformity!
    Rammy: คุณแม่ก็มีไขมัน,เมื่อเธอไปที่ชายหาดปลาวาฬร้องเพลง:"เรามีครอบครัว!"

    Elizabeth: Give me the stone, Potter!
    Rammy: Neveeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!
    Oh my goodness. :lol::lol::lol: This is so fun I'll continue the conversation next time!
     

    Attached Files:

  2. YourDeath/TSAR

    YourDeath/TSAR Warlord

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2010
    Messages:
    119
    Location:
    warsaw, poland, EU
    very good as always! u should create ur own website and post stories there!
     
  3. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2010
    Messages:
    3,587
    Location:
    Canada
    I am now officially reading everything that you write
     
  4. Mosher

    Mosher Mushroom dad

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2010
    Messages:
    6,088
    Location:
    New England
    What language is that? Siamese? :p
     
  5. Bob_

    Bob_ Warlord

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2010
    Messages:
    237
    Its thai i think... He is saying to lizzy something like: Your mother is fat, when she goes to the beach, whales singing: "We have a family!" :D
     
  6. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2010
    Messages:
    3,587
    Location:
    Canada
    :lol:
     
  7. Mzrokks

    Mzrokks Rammy VS the World

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2010
    Messages:
    229
    The joke is actually: Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the beach, whales sing: "We are Family!" It didn't translate very well into Thai. :blush:
    And by the way YourDeathTsar, the website was a great idea. I'll think about it.
     
  8. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    Mzrokks p̄hm s̄ābān, t̄ĥā khuṇ thảlāy Askia c̄hạn ca mī khả s̄ạ̀ng h̄ı̂ rabeid Lizzy xụ xxk cāk Rammykins Khuṇ k̄hêācı h̄ịm
    (Chı̀ c̄hạn reìm t̂n kār khukkhām k̄hxng c̄hạn. Mạn k̆ thảngān.)
    (yes this is still thai.)
     
  9. Mosher

    Mosher Mushroom dad

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2010
    Messages:
    6,088
    Location:
    New England
    Thai! So much Thai!!

    KILL THEM ALL!
     
  10. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    K̄hṇa nī̂ mī kār chı̂ p̣hās̄ʹā thịy Mạn pĕn s̄ìng thī̀ rāmkhảh̄æng phūd pheụ̄̀x h̄ı̂ reā chı̂ mạn keinpị.
     
  11. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2010
    Messages:
    3,587
    Location:
    Canada
    I like the bad translation :D
     
  12. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    The world would be boring without it, Yoshiegg.
     
  13. Mosher

    Mosher Mushroom dad

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2010
    Messages:
    6,088
    Location:
    New England
    :ar15:
     
  14. Mzrokks

    Mzrokks Rammy VS the World

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2010
    Messages:
    229

    Nebuchadnezzar: Are you real or just a phantom of my tortured senses?
    Rammy: :confused: (Whispers to diplomatic advisor) I am a phantom of your tortured senses?
    Nebuchadnezzar: Oh. That's alright then.
    Rammy: ปัญญาควายเอ้ย.
    Nebuchadnezzar: So what's it like being a phantom?
    Rammy: :confused::confused: Hey, it's dark in here. I'll open the curtains...
    Nebuchadnezzar: NAAAAAAAWWWW! THE LIIIIIIIIGGHHHHTTT! IT BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!
    Just my luck. Opponent 4 is a vampire who doesn't know I exist. Before I leave I warn him about the 2 Elizabeths, and he starts sucking his thumb.



    The latest report says that Askia is the most 'well-fed'. What does that even mean?
    I think it means he's fat.

    I shouldn't have called Askia fat.
    Askia: Burn, baby, burn!
    Rammy: You pathetic หมู. Why, I ought to ตีคุณอยู่บนหัวมีกระทะในขณะที่ขับร้องเพลง“ผมผู้ชนะเลิศ”. I ought to ลักพาตัวคุณตาของคุณมากเกินไป. And, by the way, I still have your คุณยาย!
    Askia: You what?
     

    Attached Files:

  15. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    Stop, two Lizzys?
    One is good and the other is well... yeah. Psycho.

    Edit: You hit on the head with frying pan while singing "I win fr Fri list. "? What the?
     
  16. Arayuth

    Arayuth Chieftain

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2010
    Messages:
    23
    LOL!
    This Insult is very practical in Thailand.
    You translated it perfectly.
     
  17. Mzrokks

    Mzrokks Rammy VS the World

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2010
    Messages:
    229
    I threatened to hit him on the head with a frying pan while singing "I am the Champion". Stupid translator!
     
  18. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    Buffalo Intellectual gosh?
     
  19. Mzrokks

    Mzrokks Rammy VS the World

    Joined:
    Oct 31, 2010
    Messages:
    229
    Rammy: Do you know why you're here?
    Askia's Granmama: Um, no...this doesn't have nothing to do with my baby, does it?
    Rammy: Your baby?
    Askia's Granmama: His name is Askia.
    Rammy: Oh, him. Yes, it has everything to do with him. Tell me all you know about the Songhai?
    Askia's Granmama: I would NEVA do som'n laaaah'k that!
    Rammy: Oh yeah? When I get the rubber duck, คุณจะต้องร้องเพลงเหมือนเป็นข้าวสำหรับเลี้ยงนก!
    Askia's Granmama: Rubba duh-k?
    Rammy: ฝีเท้าก้าวลงบนมัน, Abdul !
    Askia's Granmama: No! Not the ducky! Ok, I'll talk!!!
    Rammy: มีเป็ดหนีไป. So...what is Askia's least favourite colour?
    Askia's Granmama: What??
    Rammy: ผมไม่ได้ทำการทดสอบความอดทน,ยาย.
    Askia's Granmama: Ok, ok, it's orange! Sheesh!
    Rammy: That will be all for today, Granmama Askia. Abdul, เธอไปที่แฟรนไชส์เป็ดและมีโยนของเธอในห้องขัง.
    Askia's Granmama OOOOH, how nice. I can make all the prisoners some apple pie!
    Rammy: Dang, Songhai people are so annoying!






    And fnally:
    Anti-Songhai Propaganda (The Artist was pressed for time).


     

    Attached Files:

  20. Civ'ed

    Civ'ed I ain't gotta explain a thing

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2010
    Messages:
    6,315
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Aberdonia et Banffia
    I wanna be your propaganda minister! I know all about corruption ;)
    (or I'll kill Abdul :mwaha:)
     

Share This Page