Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[Takhisis]

You don't like the Greek numerals for 81, that's a paddlin'.
You think coffee is better than tea, that's a paddlin'.
You try to snatch this thread from me, oooh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.

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[aimeeandbeatles]

Rant: [obligatory rant about title]

 

[Takhisis]

That's a paddlin'.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

No, this is a paddlin'.

 

[Takhisis]

Tryin' to paddle the OP, that's a paddlin'.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, that's a maudlin title.

 

[Synobun]

Consider: This thread, but with the right number in the title.

 

[AdamCrock]

better believe it !!! That's a paddlin' !!!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I hope there's no masochists on CFC.

 

[Ajidica]

I love having choices when I fly - I can choose between flying scum class with one airline, or scum class with another airline.
Also, hilariously, my baggage fee is half of what my ticket cost!

 

[Synobun]

I love having choices when I fly - I can choose between flying scum class with one airline, or scum class with another airline.
Also, hilariously, my baggage fee is half of what my ticket cost!

Paging @MaryKB so she can rub in your face what her flying situation is like.

 

[AdamCrock]

I think Mary flights a lot !

 

[Ajidica]

Paging @MaryKB so she can rub in your face what her flying situation is like.

Just flying to Chicago from Twin Cities, so not bad at all. First and last 20 minutes of the flight don't really count as takeoff and landing are sort of fun and exciting looking out the window, so really it is just the middle 40 minutes.
Ended up flying Delta rather than United as Delta was 50 cents cheaper, their in flight snacks are better*, and Delta didn't ended up dragging a guy off the plane bleeding!

*A type of caramel flavored hard cookie. Better than the baggie of stale pretzels the United attendant *literally* threw at me.

 

[Synobun]

Just flying to Chicago from Twin Cities, so not bad at all. First and last 20 minutes of the flight don't really count as takeoff and landing are sort of fun and exciting looking out the window, so really it is just the middle 40 minutes.
Ended up flying Delta rather than United as Delta was 50 cents cheaper, their in flight snacks are better*, and Delta didn't ended up dragging a guy off the plane bleeding!

*A type of caramel flavored hard cookie. Better than the baggie of stale pretzels the United attendant *literally* threw at me.

Could be worse. The United flight attendant could have mugged you and dragged you down the aisle.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Small rant: I accidentally cleared my reading list in Calibre. Which also marked all the books on it as read.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Could the OP seriously explain the title? It doesn't make sense. The only connotations that occur to me are punishments given to children by child abusers, ping-pong games, or canoes/kayaks.

 

[Ajidica]

Could the OP seriously explain the title? It doesn't make sense. The only connotations that occur to me are punishments given to children by child abusers, ping-pong games, or canoes/kayaks.

Watch the embedded youtube clip. It is reference to a famous scene from The Simpsons that I'm honestly surprised you haven't encountered.

EDIT: Also, this must be some sort of record, we went through the last rants thread in just under a month and a half!

EDIT2: Haha, Delta sends me so much junk that Outlook sent my ticket to Clutter!

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Watch the embedded youtube clip. It is reference to a famous scene from The Simpsons that I'm honestly surprised you haven't encountered.

I have never watched The Simpsons.

 

[AdamCrock]

Could the OP seriously explain the title? It doesn't make sense. The only connotations that occur to me are punishments given to children by child abusers, ping-pong games, or canoes/kayaks.

You make OP sound almost like our president ...

I have never watched The Simpsons.

No !!!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

EDIT: Also, this must be some sort of record, we went through the last rants thread in just under a month and a half!

We complain too much!