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Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Takhisis, Oct 16, 2019.

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  1. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    up yours!
    You don't like the Greek numerals for 81, that's a paddlin'.
    You think coffee is better than tea, that's a paddlin'.
    You try to snatch this thread from me, oooh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.



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  2. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Rant: [obligatory rant about title]
     
  3. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    up yours!
    That's a paddlin'.
     
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  4. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    No, this is a paddlin'. :nono:
     
  5. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    up yours!
    Tryin' to paddle the OP, that's a paddlin'.
     
  6. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Well, that's a maudlin title.
     
  7. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    Consider: This thread, but with the right number in the title.
     
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  8. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    better believe it !!! That's a paddlin' !!!
     
  9. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    I hope there's no masochists on CFC.
     
  10. Ajidica

    Ajidica High Quality Person

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    I love having choices when I fly - I can choose between flying scum class with one airline, or scum class with another airline.
    Also, hilariously, my baggage fee is half of what my ticket cost!
     
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  11. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    Paging @MaryKB so she can rub in your face what her flying situation is like. :p
     
  12. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    I think Mary flights a lot !
     
  13. Ajidica

    Ajidica High Quality Person

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    Just flying to Chicago from Twin Cities, so not bad at all. First and last 20 minutes of the flight don't really count as takeoff and landing are sort of fun and exciting looking out the window, so really it is just the middle 40 minutes.
    Ended up flying Delta rather than United as Delta was 50 cents cheaper, their in flight snacks are better*, and Delta didn't ended up dragging a guy off the plane bleeding!

    *A type of caramel flavored hard cookie. Better than the baggie of stale pretzels the United attendant *literally* threw at me.
     
  14. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    Could be worse. The United flight attendant could have mugged you and dragged you down the aisle.
     
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    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Small rant: I accidentally cleared my reading list in Calibre. Which also marked all the books on it as read. :wallbash:
     
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  16. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    Could the OP seriously explain the title? It doesn't make sense. The only connotations that occur to me are punishments given to children by child abusers, ping-pong games, or canoes/kayaks.
     
  17. Ajidica

    Ajidica High Quality Person

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    Watch the embedded youtube clip. It is reference to a famous scene from The Simpsons that I'm honestly surprised you haven't encountered.

    EDIT: Also, this must be some sort of record, we went through the last rants thread in just under a month and a half!

    EDIT2: Haha, Delta sends me so much junk that Outlook sent my ticket to Clutter!
     
  18. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    I have never watched The Simpsons.
     
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    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    You make OP sound almost like our president ...

    No !!! :wow:
     
  20. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    We complain too much!
     
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