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Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Takhisis, Dec 2, 2019 at 3:08 PM.

  1. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    The 83rd iteration of this thread it is! It is once again my turn to restore the supremacy of the Geek Orthograph Church.

    Archetypical parental guidance exhibited here:


    Spoiler Past threads :
    Random Rants
    Random Rants Two
    Random Rants 3
    Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
    Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
    Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
    Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
    Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
    Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
    Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
    Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
    Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
    Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
    Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
    Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
    Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
    Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
    Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
    Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
    Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
    RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
    RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
    RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
    Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
    RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
    RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
    Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
    RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
    Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
    RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
    RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job
    RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
    RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
    Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
    Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
    Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
    Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
    Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
    Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
    Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
    Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
    Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
    Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
    Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
    Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
    RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
    Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
    Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
    Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
    Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills
    Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned
    Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!
    Random Rants LIII: F My Life
    Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee
    Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting
    Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad
    Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.
    Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.
    Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet
    Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint
    Random Rants 61
    Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell!
    Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run
    Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?
    Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!
    Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!
    Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2
    Random Rants LXVIII: Burn it all to the ground and start over!
    Random Rants LXIX: Life is a Dismal Chore
    Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
    Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One
    Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?
    Random Rants LXXIII: "You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? I don't like it."
    Random Rants 75: This is Bat Country!
    Random Rants 76: Argh! Augh! Ahhh!
    Random Rants LXXVII: I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no cookies!
    Random rants --...---.. don't expect others to convert for you
    Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensified
    Random Rants 80: Computer Says No
    Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'
    Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]
     
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  2. Mouthwash

    Mouthwash Escaped Lunatic

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    Dog ran away a few hours ago and she's in heat. If she's not back tonight I'm going to have to put up posters or something.
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2019 at 3:18 PM
  3. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    I can't wait until people get bored of trying to be creative with numbers.
     
  4. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    Rant: the OP not only coughed up a totally lame thread title, but he pretty much stole the thousandth reply in the previous thread to do it.
     
  5. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    What the hell? I won in the electoral college which is where it really counts.
     
  6. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    Πarental Γuidence.
     
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  7. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    That's what all the thieves say.
     
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  8. JohannaK

    JohannaK Careless Whisperer

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    Rant: Greek numerals. [pissed]
     
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  9. Broken_Erika

    Broken_Erika Nothing

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    Obligatory Title Rant: I rant at your thread title.
     
  10. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Rant: The premise of this thread title is flawed. PG-13 denotes that some material may be inappropriate for children 13 and under. However, due to COPPA, under-13s wouldn't be on the forum in the first place (at least without parental consent, but it's easier to just forbid them).
     
  11. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    I joined without parental consent while under 13.

    Take me away in chains, pigs.
     
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  12. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    :whipped:
     
  13. AdamCrock

    AdamCrock Polish Pudding

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    Rant: Hey Homer is butchering Cindi Lauper's song ! The title is lame too ! :gripe:
     
  14. Birdjaguar

    Birdjaguar Hanafubuki Retired Moderator Supporter

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    The Rants threads are turning so fast now that we should up the count to 2000 before new ones are started.

    Hanazukare!
     
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  15. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    Careful, Takh will maneuver this revolution to dissolving the serial thread tradition entirely just as he steals gets every thread, thereby permanently solidifying himself as a forum cancer fixture.
     
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  16. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Is that his plan?
     
  17. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    In this chess game I set this really elegant trap. Pushed this pawn and cleared a path for a brutal lancing checkmate, thinking that the advancing pawn might just distract the opponent enough...and it did. But when I got back for my move his response distracted me and all I thought was "man, pushing that pawn was kinda dumb." So the checkmate was missed. He made ANOTHER move and I was bumming out over how badly this game was sliding downhill and pushed another pawn to stabilize the situation. As I was looking at another board I thought "hey, where's that game where I had the really cool trap set?" Went looking for it and found that the trap had worked, but I missed springing the checkmate TWICE and have now pushed a pawn into my own way.
     
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  18. Birdjaguar

    Birdjaguar Hanafubuki Retired Moderator Supporter

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    :p
     
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  19. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    Holy cow @Birdjaguar did you really do that? How did I miss that?
     
  20. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    That's not from now, given how Crate Expectations is no longer the current Raves thread.
    I can neither confirm nor deny this.
     

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