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Random Rants 75: This is Bat Country!

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by yung.carl.jung, Oct 28, 2018.

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  1. yung.carl.jung

    yung.carl.jung Hey Bird! I'm Morose & Lugubrious

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    Looking to start a Serious Collection ® Edition

    For the old-timers:

     
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  2. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    I almost tried to brush my teeth with hemorrhoid cream. That's what I get for not wearing my glasses.
     
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    tjs282 Un(a)bashed immigrant

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    Rant: This thread should have a number! And where's the links to all the previous Rants threads? OP, you suck at starting Rants threads! ;)
     
  4. yung.carl.jung

    yung.carl.jung Hey Bird! I'm Morose & Lugubrious

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    I guess die ewig gestrigen of this forum don't appreciate my minimalist aesthetic. colour me opaque..
     
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  5. Snerk

    Snerk Finger Lickin' Good

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    I can't read this without trying to imagine what it'd feel like to get a shot of toothpaste up your bottom.
     
  6. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    Not to suggest anything, but you don't really have to burn good imagination on what amounts to a very simple experiment.
     
  7. Silurian

    Silurian Deity

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    Most likely would irritate.
     
  8. Snerk

    Snerk Finger Lickin' Good

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    Minty fresh.
     
  9. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Veteran of 1000 psycic wars

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    Mucus membrane is mucus membrane, and toothpaste that irritates mucus membrane doesn't get repeat sales. I doubt that it would do much of anything, ultimately.

    [rant]As a subject of debate this really lacks. This thread is off to a terrible start. I blame the OP.[/rant]
     
  10. Snerk

    Snerk Finger Lickin' Good

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    I propose we perform a series of toothpaste-butt-related experiments on ycj so we can put this matter to rest once and for all.
     
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    For those in the know, its refered to as kavanaughing and it is extraordinarily considerate.. .

    [rant] ...so whats up with anarchy? [/rant]
     
  12. Azem.Ocram

    Azem.Ocram Prince

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    My cat woke me up at 6:45 this morning by biting my hand! He proceded to jump all around the room, knock stuff over, biting me some more, and scratching me.
     
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  13. Snerk

    Snerk Finger Lickin' Good

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    My cat is nodding approvingly at this.
     
  14. CKS

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    Every toothpaste I've ever used burns my mouth. If I put too much toothpaste on, my tongue and gums start to tingle like they are numb, though they don't get numb. I've always assumed that this was true for everyone, and that is why it is hard to get kids to brush their teeth. (Well, that and that it tastes disgusting, too.)
     
  15. yung.carl.jung

    yung.carl.jung Hey Bird! I'm Morose & Lugubrious

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    been there, done that
     
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  16. Snerk

    Snerk Finger Lickin' Good

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    #yolo
     
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    Yeah, my younger cat woke me up early and seemed confused due to the older can not being around. It was sad. We are probably going to have to go out and rescue a friend for her.
     
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  18. yung.carl.jung

    yung.carl.jung Hey Bird! I'm Morose & Lugubrious

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    there's worse things to expose your a hole to. I remember a party where girls were doing reverse shots.. it was a disgusting and entirely unchristian affair.
     
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  19. Silurian

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    You are wrong
     
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