Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by yung.carl.jung, Oct 28, 2018.
Looking to start a Serious Collection ® Edition
For the old-timers:
I almost tried to brush my teeth with hemorrhoid cream. That's what I get for not wearing my glasses.
Rant: This thread should have a number! And where's the links to all the previous Rants threads? OP, you suck at starting Rants threads!
I guess die ewig gestrigen of this forum don't appreciate my minimalist aesthetic. colour me opaque..
I can't read this without trying to imagine what it'd feel like to get a shot of toothpaste up your bottom.
Not to suggest anything, but you don't really have to burn good imagination on what amounts to a very simple experiment.
Most likely would irritate.
Mucus membrane is mucus membrane, and toothpaste that irritates mucus membrane doesn't get repeat sales. I doubt that it would do much of anything, ultimately.
[rant]As a subject of debate this really lacks. This thread is off to a terrible start. I blame the OP.[/rant]
I propose we perform a series of toothpaste-butt-related experiments on ycj so we can put this matter to rest once and for all.
For those in the know, its refered to as kavanaughing and it is extraordinarily considerate.. .
[rant] ...so whats up with anarchy? [/rant]
My cat woke me up at 6:45 this morning by biting my hand! He proceded to jump all around the room, knock stuff over, biting me some more, and scratching me.
My cat is nodding approvingly at this.
Every toothpaste I've ever used burns my mouth. If I put too much toothpaste on, my tongue and gums start to tingle like they are numb, though they don't get numb. I've always assumed that this was true for everyone, and that is why it is hard to get kids to brush their teeth. (Well, that and that it tastes disgusting, too.)
been there, done that
Yeah, my younger cat woke me up early and seemed confused due to the older can not being around. It was sad. We are probably going to have to go out and rescue a friend for her.
there's worse things to expose your a hole to. I remember a party where girls were doing reverse shots.. it was a disgusting and entirely unchristian affair.
You are wrong
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