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Random Rants Eighty-Four: Rants Gone Wild!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Timsup2nothin, Jan 14, 2020.

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  1. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Quad B

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    A series of threads, a series of cheesy videos. In one you show your complaints, in the other your....well...nevermind. In any event, are they really so different?


    Spoiler Past threads :
    Random Rants
    Random Rants Two
    Random Rants 3
    Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
    Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
    Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
    Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
    Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
    Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
    Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
    Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
    Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
    Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
    Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
    Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
    Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
    Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
    Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
    Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
    Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
    RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
    RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
    RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
    Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
    RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
    RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
    Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
    RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
    Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
    RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
    RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job
    RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
    RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
    Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
    Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
    Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
    Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
    Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
    Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
    Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
    Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
    Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
    Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
    Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
    Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
    RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
    Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
    Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
    Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
    Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills
    Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned
    Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!
    Random Rants LIII: F My Life
    Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee
    Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting
    Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad
    Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.
    Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.
    Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet
    Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint
    Random Rants 61
    Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell!
    Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run
    Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?
    Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!
    Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!
    Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2
    Random Rants LXVIII: Burn it all to the ground and start over!
    Random Rants LXIX: Life is a Dismal Chore
    Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
    Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One
    Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?
    Random Rants LXXIII: "You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? I don't like it."
    Random Rants 75: This is Bat Country!
    Random Rants 76: Argh! Augh! Ahhh!
    Random Rants LXXVII: I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no cookies!
    Random rants --...---.. don't expect others to convert for you
    Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensified
    Random Rants 80: Computer Says No
    Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'
    Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]
    Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required
     
  2. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles queen of the watermelons

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    Rant: Too many exclamation marks in title.
     
  3. Hygro

    Hygro soundcloud.com/hygro/

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    Perfect number to rant about dystopian double speak in our era instead you give us the retro reference of GGW :titlerantemoticon:
     
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  4. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Hey, you wrote the number out in full. That's a bit different, at least. :)
     
  5. Takhisis

    Takhisis daria dance party

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    up yours!
    Sorry about the mistaken country, I knew that the law is Sharia (to varying extent).

    The ‘blame the victim’ phenomenon is not
    :eek2:
    @RRRaskolnikov please come and use your red-ink pen on this misspeller.
    Just for reference for when I retake this thread, 2+2=5.
     
  6. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles queen of the watermelons

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    Your calculator is broken.
     
  7. Takhisis

    Takhisis daria dance party

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    up yours!
    wtf is wrong with CFC? Every other time I load a page it times out either when loading or when I try to post.
     
  8. Synsensa

    Synsensa - Retired Moderator

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    Take the hint.
     
  9. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles queen of the watermelons

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    Rant: Games, please stop using my AppData folder! There's a nice, beautiful "Saved Games" folder that Windows provides just for you. And it doesn't take up space on my tiny little SSD.
     
  10. Takhisis

    Takhisis daria dance party

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    up yours!
    :scan:
    *hears Yoda's voice* There is no try: do!
    Success!
     
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  11. Timsup2nothin

    Timsup2nothin Quad B

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    That's cold man; hilarious, but cold.
     
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  12. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles queen of the watermelons

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    But if your calculator says 2 + 2 = 5, that means your entire CPU is malfunctioning. No wonder you're having issues with it.
     
  13. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Hey, an actual number again! It's spelled out and not a roman numeral, but it's an actual number!
     
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  14. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier Moderator

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    Well, so is Pi Gamma Apostrophe, provided you know how to read it. :)
     
  15. dusters

    dusters Fairy

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    It has been a silent week apart from a call from my mom. Somebody call me and offer me more work already! :D
     
  16. hobbsyoyo

    hobbsyoyo Deity

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    Bring back roman numerals! Rubbish title.

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    I got one of these for a wedding gift 8 years ago and one of the shrimp inside had managed to hang on all this time. Today I came home and let the door slam shut. This disturbed the bookshelf the pod was on which caused it to fall and shatter.

    RIP Shrimpy
    Spoiler :
     
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  17. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles queen of the watermelons

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    Reminds me of this

     
  18. Valka D'Ur

    Valka D'Ur Hosting Iron Pen in A&E Retired Moderator

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    The bad: It's freezing here. Like -40C and colder.
    The good: I have a space heater (borrowed).
    The bad: My next electricity bill is going to be horrendous.
     
  19. Zkribbler

    Zkribbler Deity

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    Fun fact: It's also -40F. :dance:
     
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    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    I freeze at 0C, like water :)
     
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