A Christmas Tradition
Rabbits can chirp and can do fish feet
In a little over a week Trump (McGuire) will officially becoming president. Be awesome if he embarressed himself in somehow. Like throwing someone and getting countered or reflected or he instead of him going out there to the inauguration, he sends out a cardboard cutout to do it for him. Oh that reminds of my days at Trump (McGuire) University when I would learn the secrets to real estate because I have the blue print and that skills that I learned from a guy who worked at Lowes to do so. Plus I gotta picture with the official cardboard cutout of McGuire. And I got personally thrown by that cardboard cutout. My mom threw my degree from Trump (McGuire) University out of the top of McGuire Tower cause she thought it was worthless, but I tell, it was money well spent because McGuire is thinking of hiring me for a position in his cabinet that I have no experience in at all, just like how Ben Carson is being put in charge of housing because he's going to install revelation-inducing toilets in every household. It's where his life changed y'know. He straight outta a fairy tale. Gerald Ford has Homer Mouth. Bernie lost the election because he was buttslapping his way to the white house instead of being buttslapped to the White House. He wins when he gets his butt slapped. Now that its all over and Hillary sucked, people wanna slap Bernie (Egart's) butt. The elites of the Democratic party don't wanna slap Egart's butt, but y'know what, Stupid Sexy Sanders is all about. Slapping isn't the only thing they might do to Egart's butt, but at that point he's already won. He will run in 2020 and win or help get someone who actually cares to win in 2020, in order to prevent someone in the pockets of big money from winning. That way we won't have a repeat of McGuire getting elected and throwing his way to the White House again or McGuire displaying his failed business ventures on a table and with that I'm referring to his line of Steaks, Water and Vodka. Also his dancing is terrible. I don't get why lotta people love billionaires, think they're on their side and think they'll help working class people; when they got rich off of screwing working class people. I mean people love the fact McGuire turned a million dollar loan into billions, but when he's probably not even really a billionaire himself. McGuire spends more time in court than a lawyer does and he's the only businessman who would LOSE money on running a casino
the house doesn't always win when McGuire is running it. Egart photocopied McGuire's tweet yesterday and put it on the senate floor where he threw McGuire and everyone wanted to slap his butt after that. Egart loves photocopying. He even photocopied a chart showing wage growth, and then you get to the 80's and Egart's like "Whooooah, what happend here? Oh that's right Reagan was president (The worst president in history and soon to be second worst)
I know y'all are gonna be mad for saying Reagan is the worst, but Bernie criticized him, other people do, everyone criticizes everyone, so it's just opinion; except it's not opinion, but fact because everything wrong with the country can be traced back to Reagan. You can kiss Stupid Sexy Sanders' behind if you think otherwise. Or slap it...and lose instantly. I mean if you think arming the terrorists we're fighting today makes sense, or making half of America going into poverty so that billionaires can get a few more billions is fair, or destroying unions resulting in executives stealing all the productivity gains of other people's work for themselves and killing the middle class makes sense, or practically declaring war on people with Aids is right, or supporting South African Apartheid or the Contras and committing treason, then you clearly only want a president that says nice things to you even if he robs you while doing it. Bernie might not be perfect, but at least he proposes policies based on empirical facts, unlike the rest of the republicans and democrats who propose laws completely divorced from the reality of everyday people.