Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2

[Snerk]

Because Einstein knew that life is specially relatively crappy.



And thus we rant.

Rants of yesteryear:

Spoiler :

Random Rants
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills
Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned
Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!
Random Rants LIII: F My Life
Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting
Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad
Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.
Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.
Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint
Random Rants 61
Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell!
Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run
Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?
Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!
Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!

*thanks to Tak for fixing the links! Also, stupid Tak, grumble grumble..

 

[gay_Aleks]

pretentious as hell

 

[Arakhor]

Six of those thread links don't actually work.

 

[Snerk]

Six of those thread links don't actually work.

Just a copypaste from the previous thread. If anybody fixes the links I'll update the post with them for sure.

pretentious as hell

Pretentious, moi?

 

[Hygro]

snerk you devil you

 

[W|M]

Blame the mods for moving the forum

 

[gay_Aleks]

Blame the mods for moving the forum

OT was a mistake

 

[Hygro]

OT rules

 

[Lohrenswald]

OT is okay

 

[shadowplay]

After triple OT in the playoffs, I just kind of want to go to bed.

 

[JohannaK]

The titular equation is demonstrably wrong.

 

[Synobun]

math is for dweebs

 

[Snerk]

The titular equation is demonstrably wrong.

Then demonstrate it, old sport.

 

[schlaufuchs]

math is for dweebs

Don't make me give you a flushie.

 

[Synobun]

Don't make me give you a flushie.

Is this like a swirly, but better?

 

[JohannaK]

See, Melancholia x Cheerlessness^2 is actually Depression.

 

[schlaufuchs]

Is this like a swirly, but better?

Yeah. It's yuge. We save it for the super nerds.

 

[Perfection]

Donarld Dog Doodoo Poop Face Snot Crap Turd Nuts Stupid Dumb Butthead Lame-o Dingleberry Toe Cheese Idiot Brain Pee Drinking Festering Goat Poo Nasty Loser Fart Knocker Ugly Smelly Rotten With Cooties Stink Bombing Booger Chewing Moron Mouth Breathing Sewer Rat Cheeto Dust Flacid Wretched Junky Jerk J Garbage Cat Crap Crud Monger Dirty Wormy Skunk Carcass Foul Potty Mouthed Urinal Cake Compost Slithery Slime Ball Vomitous Void Disgusting Dolt Haterul Horrible Hothead Tacky Touchy Trash Talking Tool Trump

 

[Valka D'Ur]

You forgot to include "Orange."

 

[Hygro]

cheeto?