Random Rants LXXIII: "You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? I don't like it."

Okay, I'll admit it: I planned to get naming rights for this thread. When I noticed how close the old thread was to the end, I composed a post and had it ready to go as soon as #999 was up. And boom, there it was! One! Thousand! Posts! (*insert evil Count laughter*)


Old threads:

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Random Rants
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills
Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned
Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!
Random Rants LIII: F My Life
Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting
Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad
Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.
Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.
Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint
Random Rants 61
Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell!
Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run
Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?
Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!
Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!
Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2
Random Rants LXVIII: Burn it all to the ground and start over!
Random Rants LXIX: Life is a Dismal Chore
Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One
Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?

In case anyone is wondering, the title is a paraphrase of a line of dialogue spoken by the Second Doctor in The Five Doctors, referring to the changes in U.N.I.T. Headquarters.

I can only sympathize with the Doctor. Change that "fixes" what wasn't broken is annoying. Change that makes things aesthetically worse is not nice.

Oh, and to any courier bots circling out there, waiting to pounce on customers' rants: Go away.

 

Don't worry, this thread title is bad enough we'll be on it for at least 7 pages.

 

Exceptionally boring rants so far.

 

Rant: Perhaps I shouldn't have murdered all those prostitutes.

 

What makes you think that?

 

I'm running out of space in my freezer.

 

Then buy an extra one? If you enjoy your hobbies, you should be willing to spend some money on them.

 

Rant: Perhaps I shouldn't have allowed Snerk into my establishment.

 

Actually the second doctor first said that "I don't like it" in terms of the changes to the TARDIS to the 3rd doctor in The Three Doctors in 1973.

 

Uh-huh...

The Five Doctors is what first came to mind, as I've seen it more recently.


My own RL rant about redecorating is related to the building where I live. The public areas used to have beige walls and blue carpeting. Now the walls are grey and the carpeting is mostly black. It's depressing. So they redecorated, and I don't like it.

 

So you're finally waking up to the real reason of my infiltration of the Iberian peninsula?

"Launch operation capture George Michael"

 

While I may be biased, the last rant thread title was better.

 

As a matter of Principle and/or Tradition; It is my duty as a CFC poster to criticize the thread title.

 

This thread title cured me of all ailments.

 

It's too long.

 

Not a week goes by without me asking myself, "How old am I?"

24. Ugh. Just put me in a retirement home already.

 

Whoa, that's how many hours a day has!

 

Fun fact: Measured in human years, Synsensa is a whopping 147 years old!