Okay, I'll admit it: I planned to get naming rights for this thread. When I noticed how close the old thread was to the end, I composed a post and had it ready to go as soon as #999 was up. And boom, there it was! One! Thousand! Posts! (*insert evil Count laughter*) Old threads: Spoiler : Random Rants Random Rants Two Random Rants 3 Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog. Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things! Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?! Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE? Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore! Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!! Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell! Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!! RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy! Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids! Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High! RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language! RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion! RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!! Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back! Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine? RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1 Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore! Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever! Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!! Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC! Random Rants LIII: F My Life Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining. Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face. Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint Random Rants 61 Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell! Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now? Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck! Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!! Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2 Random Rants LXVIII: Burn it all to the ground and start over! Random Rants LXIX: Life is a Dismal Chore Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us? In case anyone is wondering, the title is a paraphrase of a line of dialogue spoken by the Second Doctor in The Five Doctors, referring to the changes in U.N.I.T. Headquarters. I can only sympathize with the Doctor. Change that "fixes" what wasn't broken is annoying. Change that makes things aesthetically worse is not nice. Oh, and to any courier bots circling out there, waiting to pounce on customers' rants: Go away.