My neighbor has too many cars in her driveway. I asked her if she could sell one of them and she said no, her family needs the cars. I ask her why do they need the cars and she says for work. I said well, if you sell one of the cars, you will have some spending money and won't have to work as much. Her husband comes out of the house, all smiles but tense, and asks me how's my day. I tell him, well, I am trying to sell my house but you have too many cars and nobody wants to own a house across the street from a rampant motorist. The missus starts to get snitty with me and I told her to wait inside while I talk to her husband. She turns to walk inside but her husband then gets mad at me asking why am I ordering his wife around. I say, sir, you have too many cars in your driveway and I can't sell my house until you sell one, why are you changing the subject? We exchange some words and I go back to my 3000 square foot house. I live alone now that my kids are grown. They don't visit me.
