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RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by Joecoolyo, May 17, 2010.

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  1. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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    Apparently I'm the only one that passed Hygiene 101 in this house.
     
  2. Communisto

    Communisto Condottiere

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    hey man, it's a hard course
     
  3. Yared

    Yared That Guy

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    TMI man.

    Still, it could be your toilet's fault. Your toilet could be requiring you to press down/pull up the flusher a little longer than what your parents are used too?`
     
  4. SonicTH

    SonicTH Gentleman Thief

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    Dang liberals, always blaming the objects and not the person involved! :mad: It's never the fatty or insane person, it's McDonald's or the gun!

    :lol:

    Just kidding. ;)

    Yared is correct. Sometimes toilets do malfunction a little and require more pressure on the lever to work properly... it's happened to us a few times. Fun stuff when that baby overflows.
     
  5. Yared

    Yared That Guy

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    :p:p:p

    Yeah, it's also hard to notice if you're, say, in a hurry.
     
  6. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Tanicius wins the thread.
     
  7. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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    Apparently, my dad is the one who lets the yellow mellow. My mom, however, let the brown mellow instead.

    The TMI, though, was a cruel prank my dad played on me that I was just told about.
     
  8. Quackers

    Quackers The Frog

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    i went to get my haircut recently. a novice did it, i was unaware. and she did a really poor job and i look stupid :lol:. i feel for u man

    on the othe rhand she was really attractive soo...yeah good to look at :lol:
     
  9. Yared

    Yared That Guy

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    Since it's in the rant section, she couldn't have been that good looking :mischief:
     
  10. Virote_Considon

    Virote_Considon The Great Dictator

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    Rant #1 - My scalp is sunburnt, for the first time since becoming a skinhead :gripe:

    And completely unrelated...

    Rant #2 - I keep dipping in and out of a severe depression this evening.
     
  11. SonicTH

    SonicTH Gentleman Thief

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    Rant: Oh simulated hostilities. Why must I take you so seriously?

    Never mind completely unfounded paranoia. But then again, we're all just acting like real heads of state...

    I still want to just launch a World Vore and eat some people, however.

    :goodjob:

    Should I feel proud? I've never won a thread before...

    I'm glad I made you laugh or whatever. :p I try too hard to make people do that. :(

    Well. Women do take ages in the bathroom. While we men fight a world war pushing our stuff out, women just sit there and let it... eventually... be done. You know. Grand Canyon gets deeper while they're just sitting there.

    By the time a woman is done, their rump is so sore they can't be bothered to flush... explanation complete.

    They have no excuse however! We men actually expend a ton of energy. WE should be the ones leaving brownies in the toilet!

    ...still nasty, however.

    Well, that's a relief... I think.

    If I was to assist you out of your great depression, would you show gratitude by joining ANTIEDO?

    I know, bad joke, and I'm just a one-trick foxy.

    Feel better though. Petrograd needs a strong, confident leader. :)
     
  12. azzaman333

    azzaman333 meh

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    That's almost perfect weather?! How can that be too hot?!
     
  13. really

    really Chieftain

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    The average July temperature here is 16C (61F)

    Edit: Also I have red hair, pale skin and freckles.
     
  14. Zack

    Zack poppin bottles

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    I swear D'Art, if you post one more thing about your toilet....
     
  15. Terxpahseyton

    Terxpahseyton Too many places

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    I am absolutely unwilling to go to sleep before watching the Lost Finale. Dame you Earth rotation!
     
  16. D'Artagnan59

    D'Artagnan59 The Gascon

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    My toilet.

     
  17. Bobbtjoe

    Bobbtjoe Chieftain

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    I wouldn't recomend having cats if you can't go near them. :crazyeye:
     
  18. PlutonianEmpire

    PlutonianEmpire Socially Awkward Goofball

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    I'm getting "better", which means this illness didn't kill me.

    It's a rant because I'd rather die than continue living a miserable existence that obviously will never get better.

    A certain demotivator posted in H&J a week ago should be proof that things will never get better, at least for me.

    :suicide:
     
  19. Heretic_Cata

    Heretic_Cata We're gonna live forever

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    Cut my hair - i've been told i look normal now. I feel mildly insulted for some reason. :confused:
     
  20. Joecoolyo

    Joecoolyo 99% Lightspeed

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    This.

    I mean, today I had to endure 90 degrees with humidity.

    I would kill for a cool 75 to stroll on in here.
     
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