Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems

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Save_Ferris

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Feel free to post all of your problems here.

Random Rants (The Original!)
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy


To start off: Aimee didn't like my rant.​
 
Too Hungry for a light snack, Not Hungry Enough for a meal.

That qualifies as a First World Problem, right?
 
Rant: Don't have anything to rant about.

Now THAT is a First World Problem.
 
Too Hungry for a light snack, Not Hungry Enough for a meal.

That qualifies as a First World Problem, right?

Two light snacks?
 
Don't like the thread title; the phrase is used to summarily dismiss complaints of First Worlders on the ground that they have it better than everyone else, so they should just shut up/grow up/man up. And an average First Worlder does have it better than an average Third Worlder, but there are people in the First World who are really struggling as well. And even an average First Worlder sometimes has a legitimate grievance.
 
Rant: PC gonna be reduced due to old thread moving to archives! :mad:
 
Add to that people obsessed with getting to post these threads.
 
Don't like the thread title; the phrase is used to summarily dismiss complaints of First Worlders on the ground that they have it better than everyone else, so they should just shut up/grow up/man up. And an average First Worlder does have it better than an average Third Worlder, but there are people in the First World who are really struggling as well. And even an average First Worlder sometimes has a legitimate grievance.

How is "The server is too busy" different? That's definitely a first-world problem.
 
Rant: I can't see the posts I make in threads until somebody else posts after me. :mad: It's so confusing...
 
First Rant: some impudent moderator has taken 103 posts from my poscount and I actually led the score at the last Rants Thread.

Rant: I've got third world problems. This thread is discriminating against me.
 
The dishes in my sink have started to grow more lifeforms than are normally tolerated on dishes. That means I have to wash them. By hand! The joys of being a slob in a bachelor pad are without number.
 
The dishes in my sink have started to grow more lifeforms than are normally tolerated on dishes. That means I have to wash them. By hand! The joys of being a slob in a bachelor pad are without number.

Depends on the lifeform. If they grow mold, leave them. If they grow badgers, time to do the dishes.

Rant: I live in Tennessee, and still can't get away from people raving about MizzOU.
 
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