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Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems

Discussion in 'Picture Threads Archive' started by Save_Ferris, Mar 10, 2012.

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  1. Save_Ferris

    Save_Ferris Admiring Myself

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    Feel free to post all of your problems here.

    Random Rants (The Original!)
    Random Rants Two
    Random Rants 3
    Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
    Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
    Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
    Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
    Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
    Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
    Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
    Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
    Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
    Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
    Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
    Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
    Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
    Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
    Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
    Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
    Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
    RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
    RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
    RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
    Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
    RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
    RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
    Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
    RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
    Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
    RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
    RANDOM ANTS XXXI: I hate my job
    RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
    RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
    Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
    Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
    Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
    Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy


    To start off: Aimee didn't like my rant.​
     
  2. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Too Hungry for a light snack, Not Hungry Enough for a meal.

    That qualifies as a First World Problem, right?
     
  3. NickyJ

    NickyJ Retired Narrator

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    Now THAT is a First World Problem.
     
  4. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    The OP can just close the curtains/blinds.
     
  5. aimeeandbeatles

    aimeeandbeatles watermelon

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    Two light snacks?
     
  6. Save_Ferris

    Save_Ferris Admiring Myself

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    But I have to get up to do that! And I've been sitting like this for two hours!
     
  7. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    And that's why you should have curtains right next to the couch. :smug:
     
  8. Tee Kay

    Tee Kay Justice guaranteed

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    Don't like the thread title; the phrase is used to summarily dismiss complaints of First Worlders on the ground that they have it better than everyone else, so they should just shut up/grow up/man up. And an average First Worlder does have it better than an average Third Worlder, but there are people in the First World who are really struggling as well. And even an average First Worlder sometimes has a legitimate grievance.
     
  9. Verarde

    Verarde Pondering Wearing A Hat

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  10. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall Night Elven Ghost Agent

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    Rant: PC gonna be reduced due to old thread moving to archives! :mad:
     
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    PlutonianEmpire Socially Awkward Goofball

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  12. SS-18 ICBM

    SS-18 ICBM Oscillator

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    Add to that people obsessed with getting to post these threads.
     
  13. CELTICEMPIRE

    CELTICEMPIRE Zulu Conqueror

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    curse you daylight savings time!
     
  14. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Is that tomorrow? :(
     
  15. Save_Ferris

    Save_Ferris Admiring Myself

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    How is "The server is too busy" different? That's definitely a first-world problem.
     
  16. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Rant: I can't see the posts I make in threads until somebody else posts after me. :mad: It's so confusing...
     
  17. Takhisis

    Takhisis is it fall yet

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    First Rant: some impudent moderator has taken 103 posts from my poscount and I actually led the score at the last Rants Thread.

    Rant: I've got third world problems. This thread is discriminating against me.
     
  18. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    As a side-rant, can someone tell me how to direct link from Quickmeme?
     
  19. Bootstoots

    Bootstoots Deity Super Moderator

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    The dishes in my sink have started to grow more lifeforms than are normally tolerated on dishes. That means I have to wash them. By hand! The joys of being a slob in a bachelor pad are without number.
     
  20. dIZZyBlIZZy

    dIZZyBlIZZy Batteries not included

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    Depends on the lifeform. If they grow mold, leave them. If they grow badgers, time to do the dishes.

    Rant: I live in Tennessee, and still can't get away from people raving about MizzOU.
     
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