Brothers! ...and sisters! The following topic needs your immediate attention.
Taking over the burden of leadership from brother, ...or sister, Rex, who cannot shoulder it any longer because of his bad back, I had to notice the scoring board.
Apart from the sad, sad fact that the writers of history and scores do not acknowledge our righteous struggle against the Roman oppression, I noticed, that we are at war with all the other splitters, which fills my PFJ heart with joy, but forces me to point out, that, as with all things in life brothers, ... and sisters, this situation has two sides, which I will try to shed some light on in the next sentence, as the length of this one might cause confusion within the ranks of our not so literate brothers, and sisters.
(For the record: No offense meant.)
Here it is:
Naturally we are at very negative relations with everybody already. -3 for splitting up plus an addtional -8 for forcefully, if only virtually at the moment, but a sub-comitee is already working on changing that situation, trying to reunite and welcome back our brothers, ...and sister, which wandered astray.
Take Capac as an example.
Brother Rex in his long lasting period of leadership decided to lay down the, admittedly still very theoretical weapons we are fighting with.
I suppose that decision is helping diplomacy in the far future, but it also leads to the situation, that no trained ferocious wolves, lions or beavers can be sent out to harrass their followers as they wander around the lands.
Also the use of future black suicide squads, and I am revealing this part of the plan to you brothers, ...and sisters, under the strict rule of a non-disclosure agreement and only because we need to discuss the potential impact of our today's action on the future, will be hindered doing their job attacking settlements of splitters.
I will therefore put forward a vote whether or not to stay in war with the splitters as long as our black suicide squads are able to attack efficiently.
Is there anyone to second that motion?