The Viking Kabuki is holding court somewhere off the British coast:
-Enough of being the whippign boy of the North! It is time to show these wimps what real noresemen can do! The council has decided that the Swedes must die for infinging on our ancestral territory!"
*Out of the back one of the wolfskin clad bersherks, Fred to his friends and Death to his enemies, raised his hand.*
- Yes, Fred
- Why are we sitting in ships off the British coast if we are going to kill destroy the Swedes?
- Because they infringed first and we need to teach them a lesson so we will sail to Chippenham, kill their queen and steal their holy grail!
- I see, so why the Northumbrian coast, isn't Chippenham near Wales?
*To this Kabuki was unsure... not that he could show any uncertainty in front of this bunch. So he thinks for a bit.*
- As a diversion. Then again the council might have thought that the Northumbrian cities looked mighty tempting... and they do. But Chippenham is so much more interesting, I think you will find the royal residences quite to your liking after we redecorate.
*One of the Bear skinned bersherks raises his hand this time, his name is Thorbjorn Skakke to his friends, Death to his enemies.*
- You said they had a queen...
And so it began. The council had after all decided.
IHT 936AD
- Our ships set sail for Chippenham
- Shuffle the Warrior out of Orkney with the spare galley and start moving him to Sheep Hill and prep our Zerk in Sheep hill for the trip to Chippenham.
IBT - Some galleys and longships move around.
1 - 939 AD
Hastings Warrior -> Spear
Lux 10%
Set an entertainer in Sheep Hill (will stay for two turns until Warrior arrives)
IBT - Burgundy lands an archer in France.
2 - 942 AD
Longship vs English Galley - Win/-1
IBT - Sweden founds Uppsala in mountains north-east of Trondheim.
3 - 945 AD
Orkney: Spear -> Spear
Trondheim: Spear -> Bersherk (and influence expands to include the northern fur)
Borre: Spear -> Bersherk
Sheep Hill to settler
The Battle of Chippenham (Part #1)
Three Black ships sail into the bay where they disgorge a huge army of huge men clad only in bear- and wolf-skins. The defenders are brave and come out to meet them, after all how can 6000 Spear and 2000 Sword be defeated by a paltry 5000 rag-tag, untrained barbarians when they have the Queen and the Holy Grail to protect?
Well?
Mmm... I think the answer is with persistance and superior force...
Vet Zerk vs. V Spear - W
Reg Zerk vs. V. Spear - W/-1, Prom
Reg Zerk vs. V. Spear - W/-1,
Reg Zerk vs. V. Spear - W/-1, Barracks destroyed
Reg Zerk vs. V. Spear - W/-2, Prom
Another Veteran Spear is showing...
IBT - Swedish Longship heads into the North Sea
4 - 948 AD
Sheep Hill Settler -> Temple
The Battle of Chippenham (Pt. 2)
Vet Zerk vs. V. Spear - W
- Army with single sword showing
Vet Zerk (3/4) vs. 3/3 Army (w/1 sword) - W/-2, Prom
Reg Zerk (2/3) vs. R. Sword - W
- The Holy Grail is showing!
As the troops approach the castle the Queen comes out to face the troops. Thorbjorn Skakke laughs, wades through the maids and sycophants and throws her over his shoulder and heads for the boats.
Vet Zerk vs. Queen - W/Prom, Temple Destroyed.
The Grail is ours! Not that we really care much for the object... although I'm sure it would make a very nice cup for our next
blot.
We now sit down with the English for a quick chat and decide that HBR and 58g sounds like a fair deal (all they had).
IBT - Swedes keep heading into the North Sea. The Danes decide we are too rich and demand 40g. I cave and pen their name into the book of grudges... After the Swedes, after the Swedes... And the Germans start HRE.
5 - 951AD
Stavanger: Barracks -> Temple
Oslo: Granary -> Barracks
Now for some wheeling and dealing:
Castle Building is acquired from the Fatimids for 7gpt and 349g
Seafaring from the Danes (after the Swedes) for 18gpt and 31g
That tied up all our gpt and leaves us with 31g.
I then send CB to Theodora for 148g, Poland for 29g and Cordova for 26g. I didn't sell for less than 20. I was thinking of holding out until we had Byz Ing but decided we needed the cash and it was very likely that she would buy it off someone else in the meanwhile.
I then realized that I couldn't whip Chippenham (damn!) and handed it over to the Fatimids... as we don't know the Turks. The Holy Grail is now in Trondheim.
IBT - England and Poland start HRE
6 - 954 AD
Nothing much, start moving our ships towards Skagerak (that is the area between Southern Norway and Northern Denmark).
IBT - Viborg (where Bergen normally would be sort of) produces a settler. Swedes found Visby on the Shetlands. Franks start HRE.
7 - 957 AD
Hastings: Spear -> Barracks
Lux to 20% as Borre grows. We are now loosing 10 gpt as compared to 4 previously... we can handle this.
IBT - Swedish Longship coms back to Skagerak from North Sea.
8 - 960AD
Just moving ships and settlers.
IBT - Danish culture now puts pressure on Hastings. Franks start HRE.
9 - 963
Oslo: Barracks -> Besherk
Ok, it looks like I miscounted my turns. Which took me by surprise. However it is a good point for me to leave it. Our ships are near Borre, 2 Zerks are due in 1 and there is good time to veto any builds. I do have a bunch of screenies to go with the write-up but the server doesn't seem to be working at the moment so I'll post the screens once the server is up (probably tonight when I get back home).
As for the save - Ville do you have a mail address I can send it to?
I'll check back here several times over the next couple of hours - or mail me - I'll send you a pm. When the server comes up I'll post the save for the rest of you.
Oh, and did I mention that the Danes should be next after the Swedes... Family... just like everyone else they tend to overstay their welcome...