I realy liked RJ story.
AD 1152 (1)
King Pokiste The Third woke up on morning with biggest hangover he ever had.
He never understood why makes bier drinking such pain and why is mortality so high within German monarchy. This could not be from amounts of beer he drank every evening or from beer quality.
Suddenly doors of thrown room open and 3 Knights of Glory enter pulling in one resisting man. King knew man well- it was Royal beer master Aloysius Bierkopf.
What has happened?, asked king.
We saw him mixing secretly beer with wine. This is the biggest crime in Holy Roman Empire , said one knight.
And we found written oath, where he promised to Franks king, that he will help to turn Germans into wine drinking nation, said second knight.
And suddenly king understood, that he was not suffering form hangover at all. This was Franks disease called gueule de bois or pain caused by drinking.
Aloysius Bierkopf was executed same day and new beer master was appointed. New one was Voldemort Bierdekel, fat man with enormous thrust. And king Pokiste spent his 30 years in throne to make Franks kingdom pay for horrible crime against humanity mixing beer with wine.
As previous king RJ cleared country from Franks scum, it is our turn to carry dream about Perfect Beer (TM) to Franks.
Started deployment with main target Bologne. After taking this city all forces will meet near Paris. All available forces in east head west. Fill 3 Knights of Glory with 3 elite knights. Assassin sent to disconnect iron.
Heidelburg, Würzburg knight-knight.
Franks knight in alps kills elite sword. Elite knight kills him anyway.
Planes change bit- must take Reims before Paris.
Sell Middle class to abbas for 23gpt, 341g, medicine and WM. We make 124 gpt now.
IT Franks kill two our knights positioned in mountains near Basel. L Franks curragh near Hannover. Possible landing operation.
AD 1155 (2)
Assassin killed by franks knight near Basel. L L We kill 2 knights and spearman
One knight sent to Italy.
As upgrades are so cheap (15g and 45g) upgrade some swords and warriors to crusaders..
Diplo: world is poor and nobody proposes any reasonable deal. Press enter.
IT Franks attack Pisa, but our crusader holds. Regensburg: monastery-J.arena as prebuild. And Regensburg wonder produces knight.
AD 1158 (3) Upgrade sword how carries Burgundian relict. And he relapses the relict. Nice.
Kill one knight near Metz. Troops ready for invasion next turn. Otherwise zzzzz
Diplo: There is no money in the world....
IT To Franks knights at our borders. Otherwise zzzzzzz
AD 1161 (4)
Nauburg market-knight. Köln knight-knight
Build Dortmund near Genoa.
Kill traditional Franks knight near Metz. Our knight upgrades. Our army attacks knight near Pisa. We kill him, but army loses 10 hp from 13. Not nice.
We kill two spears and Bologne is ours. Perfect beer (TM) is distributed free on streets. Capture two workers and cata. And five resisters who must drink five (5) gallons beer per day. And no occupation troops nearby. And whos task was to think about it, asks king Pokiste in thrown room. Silence, as everybody knows right answer.
Diplo: there is no money in the world.
IT Franks knight kills our crusader in Pisa. Divine right comes in. Continue research with seamanship (11 turns)
Unrest in Ghent: they dont want beer. Stupid franks, it is so good beer. Clown arrives. And unrest in Bologne.
AD1164 (5)
Kill Knight near Pisa.
Regensburg to Sheriffs office. Sell Divine right to Abbasids for 70gpt, 337g and WM and to turks for 6gpt, 86 g and maps. We have 1160g and make 160 gpt.
Troops approach Reims.
IT Franks kill knight and capture two our catas.
AD 1167.(6) Rush temples in Ghent and Bologne. Wurzburg, Heidelburg: knight-knight. Kill knight, that captures catas. Take catas back. Huh.
Crusader attacks knight near Rheims. Knight retreats.
Ready to attack next turn Paris and Rheims.
Diplo: medieval combat for Viking sagas to Sweden. Sell it to Norway for 3 g J and WM.
IT Our crusader dead near Rheims.
Ghent temple-spear. Unrest in Bremen. Clown brings some beer. Same in Augsburg. Bad-bad. And Salzburg. More clowns. Somebody says, that king is drinking to much.
AD 1170 (7)
Attack on Rheims: army kill spear and loses half HPs. There is something wrong in 2nd knights of Glory. Elite knights kills second spear and red knight and Rheims is ours. And 4 resisters to. We kill one more knight near Rheims.
Catas fire and attack on Paris begins with 3rd Knights of Glory. They kill crusader and two spears. Second attacking army kills 3 spears and is readlined. Swords armys turn. They kill last spear. And there is only king unit in city. And in epic battle with winedrinkes saint Joan new leader appears. His name is Conrad. We take city with 9 resisters.
IT Huge Sweden navy near our territorial waters. No counterattack in France.
AD 1173 (8)
Starbourg: knight-knight. Frankfurt manor-spear. Nürmberg: smith-spear. We sell middle class to byz for silks, as I dont want move lux slider.
Troops heal in Paris and Rheims.
Franks have Theology. Kill one franks knight.
IT Franks counterattack and kill one crusader.
AD 1176 (9)
Hamburg market-smith. Resistance over in Paris. 2 HP franks knight kills one our elite knight. L We kill him to. Troops ready to attack Clarmont next turn.
Build embassy at Bulgars: they have 6 spears, 2swords and king in Pliska.And Collosseum.
And build embassy in Byz. They have 5 spears, 3 Dromons, 1 sword, 1 spy and queen. And 4 lux.
IT zzzzzz
AD 1179 (10)
Kill two MDI.
Wurzburg, Cologne: knight-knight. 4th Knights of Glory filled with 3 knights.
Clarmont: we kill 3 spear and one MDI and take city. And get cata and 3 slaves.
Rush temple in Paris.
4 armys attack Orleans. 3rd Knights of Glory kill crusader and spear. 4th Knights of Glory kill 2 spears and has 2 HP after that. Swords army kills one spear. Last knights army kills MDI and king with his dog. And Orleans is ours. We get 3 slaves.
Move science up to 80% to get galleys faster.
And her king Pokiste finishes his weizbier and falls sleep. He will never wake again. Job is almost done: two evil franks kings are dead and their cities drink beer. In dream sees Pokiste that he is drinking Perfect Beer (TM) from Perfect Beer Mug (TM to). And the mug is called Grail. Holy Grail. And it is in England. In city called Chippenham. Next hero will rise....
Notes:
*Franks are almost finished (if we take Angers are they without iron ). We have 14425 VP.
*Galleys due 4 turns. 2 curraghs in production in Dorestad and Bremen.
*I signed RoP-s with Magyar, Bulgar and Byz. We need now 13 turns to get one crusader from Hamburg to Abbasids border via land route.
More notes tomorrow. Its to late.
Best regards
Pokiste
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