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Redneck Nativity: Jesus Guns Down Santa.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Fr8monkey, Dec 19, 2009.

  1. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    Clearly we have to kill Santa Claus before he becomes a robot. It is just simply forward planning by Jesus, since he is God and all knowing. I thought it would be obvious.
     
  2. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    So at Easter we can put Santa on the cross and there would be no complaints? Christian in general are so intolerant.
     
  3. Formaldehyde

    Formaldehyde Both Fair And Balanced

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    At least not since the days when they were the ones being persecuted. And I bet the Romans claimed they were playing the Christian card all the time.
     
  4. _random_

    _random_ Jewel Runner

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    And a bit more in keeping with historical character, seeing as how Nicholas of Myra was far more prone to violence than Jesus. (Granted, there was the temple incident, but I don't think he ever punched anybody out.)
     
  5. Gladi

    Gladi The ignored thread killer

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    I am Gladiator and I approve that message. All those Santa Clauses in cities in my country really irk me, what stays my hand is that some poor schmucker would be held liable for any act of vandalism. But 6th Decembre is already past and Santa should not overstay his welcome.
     
  6. Formaldehyde

    Formaldehyde Both Fair And Balanced

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    Photos or it didn't happen.



    Spoiler :






    http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/79704852.html

     
  7. Ren

    Ren Communist Nazi

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    I'm an Athiest and this is an outrage.
     
  8. Fëanor

    Fëanor Chieftain

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    I'm an Athiest and i find it pretty funny.
     
  9. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    I agree! :p
     
  10. schlaufuchs

    schlaufuchs La Femme Moderne

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    It's in very poor taste, though admittedly a little funny.
     
  11. sysyphus

    sysyphus So they tell me

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    We've been trying that with you for a long time now and it still doesn't seem to work... :p
     
  12. mangxema

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    I could like it if it wasn't so cheaply done. This guy has nothing on Calvin and Hobbes.

     
  13. civ_king

    civ_king Deus Caritas Est

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    I find it outrageously funny, but in a very crude way
    just read them, :love:
     
  14. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    Why should it matter? We are talking about the method of death for some one who was the worst form of criminal. So putting up Santa is actually a good idea. You obviously have not idea of the shame that Jesus went through when he was put on the cross,
     
  15. civ_king

    civ_king Deus Caritas Est

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    yep, shame
     
  16. Mise

    Mise isle of lucy

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    Those close-ups are so epic it's beyond belief. It's like a bad movie :lol:
     
  17. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    Could have been worse. Could have been the other way around.
     
  18. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Deity

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    So your saying that the torture and murder of another human being is cause for celebration? Who's the sick one...?
     
  19. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    Who says we are celebrating that event? Where was that term used?
     

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