I don't normally post outside of the civ3 forums, but I felt I had to share the idiocy of this site with as many people as possible.
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm
Either way, this site is accurate, so what are you worrying about?! Ninjas ALWAYS flip out, their training is based on killing people and totally chopping their heads off I think this is really sweet and awesome that someone has finally compiled all the valid ninja data from the past and present and packaged it all in a wonderful nook of t..
Ninja BABE
Scene 1:
There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
End
-This script is awesome.
Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
You guys are missing out on the best part of this site by far! The NINJA FORUM. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Except for a couple of posts saying "you are screwed up", it's like this guy spends all his time posting to himself. And at least when I went to the site a month ago, it was all up to date! The wording on all of the posts is identical!![]()
Originally posted by eyrei
Yeah. That forum is just beggin to be spammed. Anyone? Of course, the entire forum actually is spam .....:crazyeyes
Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
I don't know, could be risky. What if they sent a whole bunch of Ninjas to flip out and chop our heads off?![]()
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