Role Play Challenge: Paranoia!

EDIT: Maybe not...

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How do you destroy the internet? I don;t think you can do it...
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I don't think it's possible. Unless you add a civ, give them the internet (Which I also don't know how to do w/ WB) and then destroy them
 
It has been 80 years since I sent the great prophet to Aksum. He spoke to them about a cloud of death though out their land if they did not repent for their sins. The people of Aksum did not listen to the prophet! They thought he was crazy!

Now I put this cloud of death around the city, which will cause much suffering to it's inhabitance! :evil:

In the near by city of Gondar a scientist has decided to study this cloud of death. His work is leading to great discoveries!

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I put fallout around Aksum and settled a great scientist in Gondar.

Oh, don't worry if all the fallout has not disappeared by next round I will remove it.
 

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Maybe I should know the answer to this, but hey, the beers are flowing so...what is this 10 char limit I keep seeing in this thread?
 
Try posting a comment with less than ten characters

Done it yet? See why people keep posting about the 10 char limit when many posts are just "got it"?

****TRICK**** Instead of posting XCL or some such nonsense, just add a bunch of spaces between your words or punctuation. They count as characters but only show up as one space in the actual post.
 
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Could someone please delete the UN and Internet (maybe put them in a WB'ed city and delete the city) and put oil in a random place. Thanks in advance.

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Matthew, you do realize I removed the oil on purpose (and no-one has oil, unless they culture flipped a city) (See post 164)? If you do and still think gifting Mad an oil is a good idea I won't stop you, but for me it feels a bit contrary to the "don't undo what some other god did", so at least I think you should be aware you're doing that sort of and think twice before doing it.
 
taking a stab at it later on

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going to remove a big ammount of his resouces due to overuse
 
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Oh, sorry Celebithil... I had no idea that was purposely done. Maybe I could do it next round instead...
 
got it 8910

Somebody started a rumor in Willem's court that you had deflowered both of his daughters on your last state visit. True or not, he's very angry and declared war on you. Fetch, the god of believing everything you hear:mischief:, thought this was true and created him a SOD outside one of your cities. Watch out. I gave you some longbows to counter. :lol:
 

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The god of poetry decides to inspire some Ethiopian people! Ofcourse, he makes a mistake and misplaces them, but still... It'll be worth it!

He also has pity on the french and overwhelms their cities in cultural magnificence!

Spoiler Paulus for edits :
Remove 1 pop in 5 of Mads cities.

Give Mad 5 Great Artists - on Willems continent, but not in his territory, and not where they are destroyed the first turn (means not in immidiate vicinity of Willems troops).

Make all Napoleons cities "Renowned" culture.
 
Zara Yaqob's hubris against the gods has angered them, and may prove to be his undoing. As he sleeps, an icy chill covers his land, but this time instead of attacking the waves it seeps into the soil and ground. Across his empire, farmer's crops have died and his cities suffer serious starvation. Millions of lives are threatened to waste away, all for the cries of a foolhardy king.

The weeks that follow are bitter and hard, but the Ethiopians are a clever and resilient people. A group of men, lead by a older fellow named Sid, discover a new way to harvest the ocean's bounty, and in defiance of the gods, begin to feed the people again. Hopefully they can share their fortune throughout the empire before it's too late.


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Sort of brutal here, turned all Mad's grasslands to tundra and plains/deserts to ice. We got to be mean here, or else he might cruise to a win! :p

Simply losing all that food isn't very fun though, so I founded him Sid's Sushi (a few techs before normally possible) and a few execs. It's plenty powerful thanks to all the fish he had gotten before, but it will cost him a signifigant amount of gold to spread.
 

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The god's have another 24 hours to make their changes, then I download! Again, I request someone post a list later tomorrow regarding the changes!
 
due to Joshua i hold my edit till next time around
 
The God of rain was bored. since everyone in the world seemed to be behaving quite nicely, he didn't have anyone to punish. So he just made rain fall in random places.

In the Ethiopian city of Harar, some Oromo Warriors were patrolling the city. They were very annoyed with this duty, which they had to carry out every day. But when it started raining, they cursed and ran away from the city, swearing to take revenge upon the other Ethiopians who had ordered them to patrol the city.
 
Let's have some fun this round. I'm making an edit now. Oops, someone else got there first. Go ahead apenpaap.
 
The golden age of Ghuzz was over. Yes, the chosen people were no longer chosen. The monolith to the gods was repeatedly destroyed by hands filthy with greed, the earthly embodiment of the heavenly deities, Kozlu Koy, was killed attempting to lead his troops through the icy wasteland to the north. No, the gods needed a new city, untouched by the greed and hatred of the rest of the world. An island was risen out of the sea, made of the most fertile land on the planet, and a city, Nerium, was founded on it. Here the arts flourished, and people lived without the greed of the outside world. In the center of the city, surrounded by streets of light, and heart-breakingly beautiful marble buildings, was a massive monolith. However, the world had discovered this island, and set their lustful eyes on it...
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COuld someone make these changes?
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Create a land mass between the west coast of Ethiopia and the east coast of Portugal. It should be BFC shaped, 100% riverside grassland, with two corn, two wheat, two gems, and two gold mixed in somewhere. Found a barb city in the middle, protected by Infantry, with all the basic buildings (Theater, library, barracks, etc.) plus a Academy and a obelisk
 
the seas wrath is about. asder has brought the sea forth into your lands, pulled back the ice protecting thee, and unleashed a part of his hordes agianest thee. zara was foolish in his scorn of the gods.
 

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The God of rain was bored. since everyone in the world seemed to be behaving quite nicely, he didn't have anyone to punish. So he just made rain fall in random places.

In the Ethiopian city of Harar, some Oromo Warriors were patrolling the city. They were very annoyed with this duty, which they had to carry out every day. But when it started raining, they cursed and ran away from the city, swearing to take revenge upon the other Ethiopians who had ordered them to patrol the city.
 

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