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Roll to dodge 2

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by kill fire, Nov 23, 2009.

  1. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    1. Post an action.
    2. I will roll one of my trusty six sided dice and tell you the outcome of your action.

    If, by some odd twist of fate, something is flying towards you, you get a free roll to dodge it. If you die, you lose the game. You win if everybody else is dead.

    Here is how the die rolls work out:
    1- Epic failure. You actually take the exact opposite action.
    2- Failure.
    3- Marginal success.
    4- Success.
    5- Perfect success.
    6- Overshot.

    You can virtually do anything, but be careful since you have a 50% chance of screwing it up. If you post multiple actions at once, only the first action will be taken. This will disregard all other actions and intent. Twisted Evil

    Also, if you attempt to take an action without an intermediate action (example, you try to wear a shirt you are not carrying) the action auto-fails. You can't take the same action twice in a row, and only the first action you submit before I post the results of every bodies actions will be resolved.

    ANYTHING GOES but the bigger and more ridiculous the action, the less likley you are to come out with a good result.

    Example:
    You all are trapped inside a jail cell. What do you do
    Player 1: I take out my laser cutter and cut through the bars
    Me: Automatic 2: You rummage around in your pockets for the nonexistent laser cutter. You trip and fall on someone's foot.
    Roll to dodge for Player two: 3
    You manage to pull out most of your leg, but your toes got crushed.

    Player Two: UGH! I kick Player 1 in the face.
    Me: 6: You jump up and seem to levitate over the Player 1. You execute a perfect flip, your toes just brushing the roof, and snap one leg forward in time to connect with Player1's face. The force of your kick makes the room explode. People go flying out the cell. Roll to Dodge[5]. Everyone miraculously missed the glass of water.

    Thanks to Seon for making the first game and having rules that I could copy and paste with slight eidts because I was too lazy to type them :p

    Also, I'm going to reward the players for doing clever or funny things or as Seon called them "achievements". You may get a big shiny new sword, or if you're less lucky, you might end up with an active bomb on a 3 second timer.

    Starting: You are at a disco with no one but your fellow players. All the doors are locked and barricaded from the outside. I will be your DJ tonight, up in my unbreakable booth.

    After you sign up you can post your action whenever you feel like it.

    Let the games begin :mwaha:.
     
  2. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Player list:

    Seon
    DEAD

    choxorn
    WINNAR!

    Milarqui
    DEAD

    Civplayah
    DEAD

    Perfection
    DEAD

    Bestrfcplayer
    DEAD

    rhawn
    DEAD

    Diamondeye
    DEAD

    Catharsis
    DEAD

    Winston Hughes
    DEAD

    mythmonster2
    DEAD

    Vertinari118
    DEAD

    Bratmon
    DEAD

    Icekommander
    DEAD

    Charles Li
    DEAD

    Sprig
    DEAD

    GAME FULL!
     
  3. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    CHOXORN IS WINNAR! WOOO WINNAR WINNAR! :hammer2::hammer2:[party]:bday::band::dance::vomit::beer::banana::banana: :trophy::assimilate::deadhorse::splat::eekdance::clap::spank::yeah::rockon::ar15::high5::w00t: WIIIIIIIINNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR! Yeah!
     
  4. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    In. My first action shall depend on where we start, but it will be akin to I rig the dice :p (classic loophole).

    Meanwhile. I am gonna plan on Dungeon Exploration 2 depending on amount of time I have and the sheer monstrocity of homeworks my teachers give me now :(
     
  5. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    I can see about half or more of the players saying "I dance" considering both the last game and the fact that everyone is in a disco.
     
  6. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    I search for my survival kit containing water, knife, gun, portable nuclear generator, flashlight, crowbar, and my first pet bear kit in less than 5 kg box.
     
  7. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    I want to join!

    My first action: I search for the Elder Wand and the Invisibility Cloak of Harry Potter fame.
     
  8. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Oh I forgot to mention everyone gets a free random item box, containing anything from a penny to a shotgun to 30 headcrabs. You can open it as a free action (so you would still be able to take an action) but remember that you might end up with something you don't want.
     
  9. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Oh fine then.

    I open my random sauce box.
     
  10. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I join, and I open the box. Then I start breakdancing.
     
  11. Milarqui

    Milarqui Deity

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    I'll open the box as well.
     
  12. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    I hope you all enjoy your active C4 random prizes.
     
  13. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I would like to play.
     
  14. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Well, I'm bored so I'm going to kick off this adventure.

    5: you find your survival kit containing water, gun, flashlight, crowbar, and my first pet bear kit in less than 5 kg box. The kit was missing the knife and portable nuclear generator, and gun might not have ammo.

    Box open: 3: you open your box to find another box inside it.

    6: you find a twig on the ground with "magicky stick" carved on it, and a blanket that makes you about 50% invisible.

    Box open: 3: you find 14 shots worth of pistol ammo and a red lemon-like thing. So thats where Seon's pistol ammo went. Too bad you don't have a pistol.

    Box open: 5: inside the box is a knife, bullet-proof vest, gause, and a note saying "Do what comes natural." And it looks like thats where Seons knife went. Wonder what happened to the portable nuclear generator? :mischief:

    6: You dance. Not only to you dance, but you dance well. So well in fact, that I become worried that you will dance better than me. I send a zombie cat after you to distract you.

    ROLL TO DODGE!:

    3: you manage to lodge your knife into its neck, but it slashes you in the face before it dies. (-4 hp)
     
  15. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    @civplayah: post your action then, and I'll put you in the first update.
     
  17. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I open some box and attack choxorn with the contents.
     
  18. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    I pwn(rape) Milarqui with the crowbar and take his pistol ammo.
     
  19. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    EDIT: Nevermind.
     
  20. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    I'm guessing you mean your random item box.

    2: you find an insta-heal syringe, a health fortification device, and a microwave burrito inside. Instead of using them on yourself, you heal choxorn, give him more health, and hit him over the head with the burrito. He is angered by your burrito assualt and stabs you.

    ROLL TO DODGE!:

    3: he stabs you in the arm. (-5 hp)

    EDIT: I almost forgot.
    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: failure.
    Description: Congrats. You fail.
    5G

    ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: burrito assault.
    Description: You have put your enemies to shame with your mighty burrito.
    100G
     

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