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Roll to Dodge 26: The Xtreme Version

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by SouthernKing, Apr 21, 2011.

  1. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    Yes, Roll to Dodge 26. Roll to Dodge is an easy-to-learn game. You post an action (one per turn), and the result is determined by the roll of a dice (or in this case, a Random Number Generator). Any action that causes an attack on the player immediately grants a free defense roll. I'll update whenever everyone has their updates in and when I get time. Roll to Dodge Xtreme takes Roll to Dodge to a new level: 42 possible results. Yes, 42.

    1: Complete and total failure. The worst possible result.
    2-5: Failure with major penalty
    6-9: Failure with moderate penalty
    10-13: Failure with minor penalty
    14-17: Failure, no penalty
    18-21: Failure, but possibility of success in another way
    22-25: Success, but possibility of failure in another way
    26-29: Success, no bonus
    30-33: Success with minor bonus
    34-37: Success with moderate bonus
    38-41: Success with major bonus
    42: Complete and total success. The best possible result.

    If you want to join, then post your first action and what you want the setting to be. The setting will be decided by the player with the highest opening roll. The game officially begins...NOW!

    EDIT: If you join one of my parties in the below Realpolitiks, you get an automatic +1 to all rolls.

    Setting: We are in a Gaulish coastal village, with Kim Jong Il as the Village Chief. Julius Caesar's legions are just outside the village. Each update is one day.

    PLAYERS (SIGNUPS CLOSED):


    mechaerik: 0/20 HP
    Location: Destroyed hut
    Condition: Unconcious (must roll 22 or higher to wake up)
    Condition: Killed by Grim Reaper (Dead)
    DIED ON DAY 5

    BSmith1068: 15/20 HP
    Location: Village Market
    Condition: Concussed (-2 to all rolls)
    Condition: Unconcious (must roll 22 or higher to wake up)

    hoplitejoe: 7/20 HP
    Location: Village
    Condition: Pinned under fat guy (must roll 22 or higher to wake up)
    Condition: Choking (-2 hp/turn)
    Item: First Aid Kit

    Abaddon: 0/20 HP
    Location: Roman camp (captured)
    Ability: Small Arms Expert (+4 to all rolls involving small arms)
    Condition: Tied up (must roll 22 or higher to get free)
    Condition: Decapitated (dead)
    DIED ON DAY 5

    Red Spy: 18/20 HP
    Location: Red Cave
    Ability: Hobbit King of Mordor
    Item: Butterfly Knife
    Item: Rusty Axe
    Item: The One Ring

    west india man: 20/20 HP
    Location: Yoshi's Island Palace
    Ability: Partymaster (+4 to all rolls involving parties)
    Item: Katana
    Item: Trireme
    Item: Vodka (3 bottles)
    Item: Heineken (6 cans)

    Skwink Caesar: 16/20 HP
    Location: Kim Jong Il's Hut
    Condition: Unconcious (must roll 22 or higher to wake up)

    bestrfcplayer: 16/20 HP
    Location: Kim Jong Il's Hut
    Item: Wrecked Car

    Seon: 18/20 HP
    Location: Seon's Hut
    Condition: Pinned under collapsed roof (Must roll 22 or higher to get free)
    Condition: killed by RNG gods (dead)
    Item: Brick Hammer
    DIED ON DAY 5

    Yoshiegg737: 20/20 HP
    Location: West India Club, Yoshi's Island
    Ability: Hobo King (+2 to all rolls on Yoshi's Island)
    Condition: Declared insane (-2 to all rolls inside village)
    Item: Vodka (1 bottle)

    Terrance888: 20/20 HP
    Location: Village
    Ability: Power of the War Cry (+5 to all rolls involving attacking Romans)
    NPC: Ninja Paladins

    Omega124: 18/20 HP
    Location: Village Jail (must roll 22 or higher to get out)
    Condition: Broken leg

    Magnive: 20/20 HP
    Location: Ocean
    Item: Fish (2 fish)

    General Olaf: 16/20 HP
    Location: St. Petersburg
    Ability: Premier of the Soviet Union
    Item: Mi-24 Hind


    DROPPED ITEMS:


    MG-42 (no ammo)

    Revolver (Ammo: 8) (also can be used as a melee weapon)


    OTHER:


    Angry mob setting up in market (riots begin in 1 days)


    NPCS:


    Roman Soldiers
    Number in village territory alive: Unknown
    Number in village territory dead: 9

    Kim Jong Il: 3/30 HP
    Location: Kim Jong Il's Hut
    Title: Village chief
    Currently fighting Skwink and bestrfcplayer

    Druid: 10/10 HP
    Location: Druid's Hut
    Ability: Healing Powers

    Blacksmith: 25/25 HP
    Location: Blacksmith's Shop

    Ninja Paladins (3 paladins): 45/45
    Location: Village
    Ally: Terrance888

    Grim Reaper: Infinity/Infinity
    Location: The Bahamas
    Item: The Grim Reapers Scythe
     
  2. mechaerik

    mechaerik Tuturuu!

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    Setting- The ship from Hitchikers Guide.

    Action- I attempt to discover the Ultimate Question.
     
  3. BSmith1068

    BSmith1068 Deity Retired Moderator

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    Location:
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    Setting: Pirate ship lost at sea.

    Action: Sneak into the hold and drink some rum
     
  4. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    Setting: a small Gaulish village holding up against a Roman invasion
    Action: build up defences
     
  5. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    Setting: A small Gaulish village holding up against a Roman invasion
    Action: Train in small arms combat
     
  6. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    Setting: 2Fort

    Action: Find a butterfly knife.
     
  7. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    Setting: Imaginary Medieval France

    Action: Make the Red Coalition win. :mischief:
     
  8. Skwink

    Skwink FRIIIIIIIIIITZ

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    Setting: North Korea

    Action: Punch Kim Jong Il and yell "BONK!"
     
  9. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    Setting: North Korea

    Action: Help Skwink Caesar beat up Kim Jong Il.
     
  10. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Setting: A burning desert upon which the North Koreans had conducted nuclear tests in. The EMP from the nuclear blast had frizzled a passing space pirateship, which crashed not too far from here.

    In the distance,you can see two fortresses, one Roman and one Gaulish, although how exactly they managed to find themselves here is a complete mystery. The Roman Legionaires are clearly winning.

    An insane Frenchman stands near by, gibbering various kind of insanity.

    Action: Find a survival kit.
     
  11. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    Setting: Imaginary Medieval France

    Action: Become a Greek Ninja and destroy the Red Coalition
     
  12. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    20: You are almost able to find it, but someone steals the answer from your brain at the last second. You do, however, get the Ultimate Answer: 42.

    1: You sneak aboard a ship in the harbor, but then the captain finds you and throws you overboard. You hit your head on a rock, (-5 HP), and also get a concussion (-2 to all rolls)

    10: You try to build a wall around the village, but then the wall crumbles, you fall, and you break your arm. (-2 HP)

    34: You are now a Small Arms Expert. (+3 to all rolls involving small arms). Also, you find a revolver and 12 bullets.

    22: You find a butterfly knife. However, it is broken.

    20: I can't help you with that, sorry. However, you do find a Greek Ninja Katana.

    26: You punch Kim Jong Il, the Village Chief. He loses 5 HP.

    32: You also punch Kim Jong Il. He loses another 10 HP.

    10: You search the entire village in vain, but you cannot find one. Instead, a villager throws a brick at you (-2 HP)

    8: You try to tell the villagers about this, but they have no idea what you are blabbering about with Realpolitik and all that. The villagers declare you insane (-2 to all rolls inside village)

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    There you have it. The year is 50 BC, We are in a Gaulish coastal village, with Kim Jong Il as the Village Chief. Julius Caesar's legions are just outside the village. Each update is one day, so this is Day 1.
     
  13. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    I leave the village
     
  14. Red_Spy

    Red_Spy Surprised

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    I repair my butterfly knife.
     
  15. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I pack my belongings for a long journey South. :cool:
     
  16. BSmith1068

    BSmith1068 Deity Retired Moderator

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    I find a doctor who cures my concussion and heals me.
     
  17. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    i look for a local druid with healing powers.
     
  18. Terrance888

    Terrance888 Discord Reigns

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    I join the Gauls and pick up a mighty war cry!
     
  19. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    I get even better with Small Arms by sniping at the Romans
     
  20. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    I now proceed to kill Kim Jong Ill by chocking him.
     

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