DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
I mount Herbert and ride him outside Supers, Powers & Us where I shoot at kill fire (the shop's owner) in an attempt to turn his head into a fine pink mist.
Roll To Dodge 4: Mall Madness!
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Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I arm myself with the most powerful thing in the store.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
I've asked the shop to attack anyone besides me who comes close, I have a lot of stuff to use for cover, which includes comic book shelves, a counter, and a freakin monster truck, I'm reading a Batman comic, and honestly, if a store has a defense system that fires razor sharp comics at its targets, I don't think it's unlikely that it has bullet-proof glass. Do you really wanna go through with this?
rhawn
Emperor
I climb inside Winston and search the interior and especially underneath and inside the seats for loose change.
DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
Oh, you'd better believe it.
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I put on the broken mannequin peaces to become Mannequin Man!
Seon
Not An Evil Liar
I think a bullet from an Elephant killing gun can easily penetrate bullet proof windows...
DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
And many other things...comics, shelves, counters, and most vehicles included.
Milarqui
Deity
3: You find the newest Batman comic and sit down to read at the back of the shop.
2: "I don't care about some 100-year-old elephant! Get out or get holed!" the librarian shouts. He points the gun at you and shoots.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: The bullet was really fast, but it grazed your arm. (-1 HP)
Your friend gets enraged and attacks the librarian.
2: The librarian easily avoids Cthulhu's attack. He is far more agile than what he looks.
1: You somehow, defying the laws of physics, indeed manage to convert your engine to run on both emotions and petrol. However, the only emotion that works is lust. And there are no attractive female Monster Trucks around, so you are busted.
SPECIAL! NO GAS! You can't do anything that requires you to move!
kill fire's order is still on, so the comics attack you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: The tires are cut in tiny pieces and the cord of your phone is cut, leaving you without a way to contact anyone else.
SPECIAL! No Tires! You don't have any tires! (-2 to movement)
SPECIAL! You've lost Your Phone! You can't communicate with anyone that isn't around you!
3: He starts to tell you what the shop contains, but there must have been a shortcircuit in some part, because he is talking to you in Cantonese Chinese.
6: Herbert takes you very fast to Supers, Powers & Us and you manage to shoot at kill fire through a gap between Winston Hughes and the wall.
ROLL TO DODGE! (kill fire)
4: The bullet hits the lamp and breaks the bulb. The glass pieces cut you in several points. (-2 HP)
The store's comics attack you.
ROLL TO DODGE! (DarthNader)
5: Herbert manages to hit all the comics away from you using his trunk.
6: Despite how hard the Alacant nougat candy is, you manage to break it in tiny pieces using the "Fast Cement" bottle that hit you before and eat the candy. (+5 HP)
The store attacks you again. This time, it uses a machine that is used to seal perishable products in plastic. It is both heavy and hot.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: You are so, so unlucky! The machine hits you directly. (-4 HP)
6: You find a laser gun that can be used in shoot'em'up games. You manage to make a few changes on it, and now the laser gun can be used in real life. You'll have to get batteries for it, though.
ITEMS! Laser Gun (batteries for 3 shots)!
5: You take a katana made by Hattori Hanzo himself.
ITEM! Hattori Hanzo Katana!
3: You climb up Winston, but you can't get inside him. The doors are well closed and you can't get through the window.
The comics attack you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
3: The comics cut you a couple of times and you fall to the floor. (-2 HP)
6: You put on the broken mannequin pieces. Suddenly, a light shines. YOU ARE MANNEQUIN MAN!
SPECIAL! Mannequin Man! You can divide yourself in autonomous pieces in order to reach places your whole body can't!
ITEM! You lose all the mannequin pieces!
DarthNader
Destroyer of Worlds
Seeing the massive wheeled beast and scaly winged creature, call upon my good hunting friend, Teddy Roosevelt, to come join me in this bizarre hunt. I tell him to bring his entire hunting party and all of his biggest guns.
Bratmon
Super Bratmon 3
I look for a computer at this store.
I look around to find a copy of every red-blooded Monster Truck's favourite x-rated comic book - The Erotic Adventures of Suzi BigWheels. Even a momentary glimpse of the carnal depravity depicted on its cover will be enough to get my motor running.
Milarqui
Deity
Erm, Winston, what's your age?
Is there an age-limit for Monster Truck porn?
Milarqui
Deity
Don't know, I've never met a Monster Truck kiddie. However, I doubt I'll be able to make an answer to your move without keeping it, at least, PG-13.
Make sure you stay within the forum rules: nothing unsuitable for children.
kill fire
Enormous Midget
You know, I've never quite gotten this. I'm still a kid (at least under the traditional definition) and I could really care less what you post.
EDIT: oh and I forgot my action: get behind the counter for cover and continue reading my Batman comic.
Also, Winston, I'm afriad all of the porn is in the back room of the store. And as you can't move... yeah...
bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
I go and find some Iron Man armor to upgrade my Mannequin Armor.
