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Roll to Dodge: 7

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Omega124, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Yes, I'm creating 7 because 6 failed E-P-I-C-L-L-Y, and,, not seeing another orthodox RTD in awhile (There are currently 2 unorthodox ones going around), I shall start the new thread. Why? Because the Kool-Aid Man is red.

    Rules:

    (If you played one game, you can skip this section)

    Roll to Dodge consists of you guys telling me an action you want to do (EG: Find a weapon). I Roll a 20-sided Die (Really just me using the random Number generator on the old site), and then I, using the numbers, tell you the results of the action! An attack by an NPC to a player gets a free defence roll (EG: If X summons a Mudkip and it attacks Y, Y gets a free defence roll. If X attacks directly, Y does not get a free defence roll). The goal is to be the last one to survive, but you can make one Alliance each (AKA You don't have to kill that one person).

    Results:

    1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
    2-4 : Failure, with penalty
    5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
    8-10 : Failure, no penalty
    11-13 : Straightforward success
    14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
    17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
    20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

    Plot:

    (Don't skip this section. It's vitally important)

    You were randomly thrown into a boarding school for reasons unknown. All people who joined, including some random students, are human. Everyone else is a vampire, and not of those Twilight ones, either. They're out for your BLOOD! All the classes are over, and your in a pickle. All the doors, including the dorms, are locked. So your in a hallway for bloodthirsy creatures who must feast on you to survive, and you have no where to hide. They think the mortals will be easy to kill, but you guys can...

    ROLL TO DODGE!!!

    Yes, that WAS unbelievably corny, please don't kill me.
     
  2. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Stats!

    Double A
    300 hp
    Conditions
    None!
    Modifiers
    None!
    Items
    Uber Shuriken/Lightning gun
    Commendations
    1st Joiner
    First to die
    Mod's Pity

    TheLastOne36
    300 hp
    Conditions
    Naked (More susceptible to vampire bites, but less likely to be targeted by the students)
    Modifiers
    None!
    Commendations
    2nd Joiner!
    First to get injured

    landlubber
    350 hp
    Conditions
    None!
    Modifiers
    None!
    Commendations
    3rd Joiner!
    First summoner

    kill fire
    Super Sayian Alex Mercer
    300 hp
    Conditions
    Super Sayian
    Holy Blades
    Modifiers
    +4 Attack (+3 being Super Sayian, +1 for blades)
    +2 Attack against the students
    +5 Defence (Except against the students)
    Commendations
    First transformation

    Perfection
    300 hp
    Conditions
    None!
    Modifiers
    +3 to anything that defies physics
    Commendations
    Physic defyer

    Seon
    300 hp
    Conditions
    None!
    Modifiers
    None!
    Items
    A Water Pistol
    A Water Bottle
    Teddy Bear
    Baby Food
    Bandages
    Water
    Sun Screen
    Towel
    Commendations
    Origional creator

    Diplomacy!

    None yet...

    NPCs!

    Vampire students
    Makes up of most of the people in the school. When your least suspected of it, they'll strike at you. Can never be actually be completely killed off, but you can kill a lot, if you so wish.
    Allegiance: Not you!

    Kool Aid Man
    88 hp
    A giant pitcher of Fruit Punch, he is very epic in pretty much everything he does. His main attack is to whack people mercilessly with his mini-pitcher.
    SPECAIL: Due to his epicness, his bad rolls (9 and down) won't be as bad as any others. However, a good strike at the glass that causes it to shatter will kill him instantly
    Allegiance: All the players
     
  3. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    I roll to join!
     
  4. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    I scream around running through the school.
     
  5. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Actually, I follow TLO. He's the man with da plan!
     
  6. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    1: YOU ARE DEAD

    However, that IS cheap, even in RTD, so I'll negate this roll. Just pretend nothing happened

    16: You streak while screaming around. While your clothless (Bad, scince vampires can bite you easier), vampires really don't /want/ to bite you.
     
  7. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    If that happened I'd just come back as a zombie hungry for vampire brains, because that would just suck.

    I look for a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning.
     
  8. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    I run into the zombie math teacher, accidently knocking off his head.
     
  9. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Honestly, two rtd games at a time is enough. Why start a third?
     
  10. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Because I can't be in the other 2 until round 2.
     
  11. landlubber

    landlubber Scottish Nationalist

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    I meet the kool-aid man.
     
  12. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Fine, let me in.

    I become Alex Mercer.
     
  13. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    I'm pedaling backwards!
     
  14. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    19: You find said gun, who not only has shurikens and lightning, but it also has poison, fire, speedy, lethal, pretty much every variation of shurikens. Also, the Lightning is ZEUS'S LIGHTNING!

    1: There is no Zombie Math Teacher, but there is a Vampire one. When you try to punch his head off, he starts attacking you.

    ROLL TO DODGE:
    5: He smacks you with a ruler for 10 damage.

    15: The freaking Kool-Aid man arrives and makes a giant hole, but said hole only leads to a classroom. He quickly gives you a drink that heals 50 HP (Not that you needed it)

    20: You become SUPER SAYIAN ALEX MERCER. All the abilities of Alex Mercer, but with the additional powers of Goku! Extreme!

    18: Defying all laws of physics, you pedal in the air backwards, thankfully not into a large crowd of Vampires. You now automatically get a +3 to all rolls that defy physics

    Meanwhile, the Kool-Aid man's big entrance attracts a large crowd of vampires, who thinks the punch in him is blood. They try to maul him

    ROLL TO DODGE:
    7: They get atop of him, and create some cracks in his glass. Thankfully, none of the Punch gets drinken, but he is now much more likely to break, which will instantly kill him. Also, 7 damage, as well, for pressue he went through.
     
  15. Double A

    Double A ♫We got the guillotine♫

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    Quick! Someone fix the Kool-Aid Man while I give you covering fire!

    And by "covering fire" I mean "fire a bunch of burning Zeus' lightning shuriken at the vampires".
     
  16. kill fire

    kill fire Enormous Midget

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    Okay, I shapeshift my arms into blades and then charge them with energy.
     
  17. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    I get the hell out of there
     
  18. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    Sure. I'll be in.

    I find Seon's Survival Kit, which includes...

    A pistol
    Pistol Ammo
    Your first pet bear kit
    Ration
    First Aid
    Water
    Portable Nucleonic generator
    Towel

    in less than 5 kg box
     
  19. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    4: You manage to miss the vampires completely as you hit Kool-Aid for 5 damage. Also, more cracks ensure.

    15: It is done. The Energy, however, is Holy Energy, so +2 to all attacks against the students.

    9: All the doors are locked. There is no escape.

    8 You find:

    A Water Pistol
    A Water Bottle
    Teddy Bear
    Baby Food
    Bandages
    Water
    Sun Screen
    Towel

    Too bad your not a toddler going to the beach, or you're set. The vampires mock you, and attack you

    ROLL TO DODGE:

    3: Vampires are able to knock you down. They all pile over, biting you as your hand extends forward for air. The blood that isn't digested pools all over the floor. -20 health.

    Meanwhile, The Kool-Aid Man attacks the vampires.

    20: HOLY :):):):)! He goes freaking berserk, literally smashing the skulls of vampires with a single strike of his pitcher. Then he kills all the vampires attacking Seon! Afterwards, he smashes the skull of the Math Teacher attacking TLO, and fully heals all humans. (Since Kill Fire is Sayian, he doesn't get healed, not like he needed it). He no longer is landlubber's assistant, he with all the players. OH YEAH!
     
  20. TheLastOne36

    TheLastOne36 Deity

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    I create more Kool-Aid mans.
     

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