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Roll To Dodge: (Almost) Better Than Bacon

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by KaiserElectric, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Roll To Dodge

    (Almost) Better Than Bacon​


    Rules are simple enough.

    1. Post an action.
    2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

    Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

    Rolls are as follows, because Thorvald is the man.

    In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't metagame or stuff like that, otherwise Saxton Hale will shoot you with his fists.

    Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, no attempting actions requiring an immediate action (Building a tank without the materials or tools, for example), last person alive wins.

    I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

    Rules down, post to join and get started. IF YOU ARE MAN ENOUGH.
     
  2. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    IT'S BACOOOON!
     
  3. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    What's the scenario?

    I build a house.
     
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    Well then I'll form an alliance with Charles Darling.
     
  9. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    No scenario, just an endless nothingness. Including bacon.
     
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  15. DaveShack

    DaveShack Inventor Retired Moderator

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    And a massive quantity of pork futures on a favorable bacon report.

    Oh wait, this is forum games, therefore normal. Nothing to see here, move along. :lol:
    This was not a signup. Fun to watch, but too ... random for my taste.
     
  16. KaiserElectric

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    (16) You pass the entry exam and are now an initiate. You are also given a nifty nightstick.

    (12) You mug a little old lady and get $20. I hope you're pleased with yourself.

    (7) You can't find any bacon nearby.

    (2) You build a house of cards, which flutters to the ground. You feel depressed (-1 to your next roll)

    (15) The Unoriginality Fairy gives you a clover to enhance your rolls. (50% chance to reroll if the roll is below 8)

    (15) He accepts your proposal. He will attack anyone who makes a spelling or grammar mistake now (besides you).

    (4) That's no bullwhip, it's a whipped bull. It charges you.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (18) Ole!

    (9) (Powergaming warning) You fail.

    (1) The reunification fails spectaculary, and two formerly Communist Republics fire SCUD missiles at you.

    ROLL TO DODGE (x2)

    (14) The missiles have a faulty lock-on and miss you.

    (20) You rip off your shirt and strike a manly pose. The missiles run away screaming like little girls.

    (16) A slightly deranged Clone trooper gives you a lightsaber, claiming it belongs to Obi-Wan.

    (3) The video features you falling out of a window. It's not staged. (-8 hp)
     
  17. Double A

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    I try again.
     

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