Roll to Dodge, Ancient Tribal Civilizations

[GhostWriter16]

Did you specify THEY had a good time? Yes, I am calling your craps perverts :

And oh well, I am allowed to stretch it, you should have rolled a 5 if you wanted it exactly your way

 

[Perfection]

seek is not force!

Anyways Sebastian executes rapist crabwarriors because rape is totally not cool.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I attack !!!! and his men for being heathens.

 

[Omega124]

I show my followers the two Demigods to my followers, telling them to abandon Ilduce's heritcal faith and go back to the real religion of Olympianism.

 

[ilduce349]

I tell my men to rape Perfections men to punish them for their rapings. (this includes the spartans)

 

[Perfection]

I really hope both my post and ilduce's comes true.

 

[!!!!!]

i found Christianity

 

[W|M]

I resurrect my soldiers with the power of Zeus.

 

[Abaddon]

I turn myself inside out

 

[GhostWriter16]

seek is not force!

Anyways Sebastian executes rapist crabwarriors because rape is totally not cool.

4. You successfully execute them. But now you have no soldiers.

I attack !!!! and his men for being heathens.

4. You successfully attack him. You kill 2 of his men and do 20 damage to him.

I show my followers the two Demigods to my followers, telling them to abandon Ilduce's heritcal faith and go back to the real religion of Olympianism.

6. They accept the idea that Zeus is God and Demand that you go on a Crusade to punish Ilduce for deceiving them.

I tell my men to rape Perfections men to punish them for their rapings. (this includes the spartans)

3. You rape them, but the crabs kill two of your men before you successfully rape them (This happened before Perfection executed them.) But Allah, God of !!!!! and Jehovah grow angry because of your homosexuality, and form an alliance to destroy you.

i found Christianity

2. You somehow fail.

I resurrect my soldiers with the power of Zeus.

(Automatic 2.) Wrong God, only Hades can do that.

I turn myself inside out

4. You manage to turn yourself inside out.

DO NOT DO NEW ACTIONS YET.

Mermaids- I ask Percy Jackson to help me kill Perfection.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Seeing as how Jehovah wants ilduce dead I will attack him.

 

[GhostWriter16]

I ask Percy Jackson to help me kill Perfection.

5. Percy Jackson has joined the Mermaid Queendom.

You may now post new actions.

Seeing as how Jehovah wants ilduce dead I will attack him.

Wait did you mean attack Ilduce or attack Jehovah?

 

[Darth Caesar]

I would also like to point out the AFAIK Allah and Jehovah are different interpretations of the same guy/God.

EDIT: Ilduce, I would never attack my God.

 

[W|M]

I resurrect my warriors with the power of Hades.

 

[Omega124]

I train my men for the crusade!

 

[!!!!!]

i found Christianity

 

[Perfection]

Why would I be at war with the mermaids? I didn't rape 'em!

I make peace with the mermaids, funky sexy peace.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Seeing as how Jehovah wants ilduce dead I will attack him.

3. You attack him and hit him for 5 damage, but he counterattacks.

ROLL TO DODGE: 3. He hits you for 5 damage.

I resurrect my warriors with the power of Hades.

5. They come back to life, and stronger.

I train my men for the crusade!

6. You train them, but they get confused, think they are crusading for Jehovah instead of Olympus, and half of them join DarthCaesar.

i found Christianity

Why would I be at war with the mermaids? I didn't rape 'em!

I make peace with the mermaids, funky sexy peace.

5. They agree to the peace.

I will update the OP later.

 

[!!!!!]

i hunt moose

 

[Darth Caesar]

I continue attacking Ilduce with all of my men, while I heal my injuries.