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Roll to Dodge: Jam of Eternity

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Seon, Nov 5, 2010.

  1. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    And so it happened that the heroes of our story passed through the swamp of doom where witches' torches cast lurid glow through the toxic haze and the roots of trees arose from the murky abyss of the swamp to tear apart the bodies of man and use its blood and stomach acid as fertilizer.

    Cloud of somniferous spores float around the swamp, and anyone getting caught by its deadly grasp will fall into eternal slumber at which point witches will appear to pry apart your gold and also chickens. Explanation on the necessity of carrying a chicken will come later, as soon as I explain what danger floating electrified jellyfishes pose on hapless travelers.

    Actually forget that. What's important is that these heroes kick some serious ass; they just defeated an evil dragon-lich-alien-L-vecraft's monster thingamajigger from space and is fast on track to obtain their goal...the Gem of Eternity! Surely a normal swamp can't stop them, and you would be right.

    Because it would be boring to play as superpowered heroes journeying through the swamp, I therefore decided that some random nerds from CFC should be playing it.

    I also decided that searching for the Gem of Eternity is too boring, therefore you will be searching for the Jam of Eternity which is located in my kitchen cabinet behind a lock I bought off Office Depot for 10 dollars instead.

    Oh, and you start out inside a house, stripped of all your belongings, including your clothes. Luckily, you are inside the closet of the house and it has all the clothes you can ever have: jeans, underwears, T-shirts, longcoats, 18th century British cavalry officer uniform, knight armor, underarmor, wizard robes, a pistol (wait, that's not a cloth!), a belt of many pockets, bag of holding....



    I will be conforming to the rules of Classic RtD: 1 is Epic Fail and 6 is Overshoot. It means that while 1 is rarely good, 6 will have some negative consequence for your health. If you overshoot in your order to tackle Domination on top of the Empire State Building, you will tackle him off the Empire State building along with yourself.

    I will also be doing this: It is forbidden for you to write an order like "I fail to do _____"

    It is also forbidden for you to do something which you have no knowledge/ability/means to do so.

    It is also forbidden for you to refer to items which I have not said that you have.
     
  2. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    And yes, there is no penalty for killing each other in this game. However, this is meant to be cooperative, you must find the Jam of Eternity....or else.

    Edit: Remember that being crazy helps keep everone's attention alive :)
     
  3. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    I'm IN. I look for Sith Robes in the closet.
     
  4. Diamondeye

    Diamondeye So Happy I Could Die

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    I throw on some Redcoat garbs and search around for a cutlass, a liberation-age musket or something the like to go with it.
     
  5. GhostWriter16

    GhostWriter16 Deity

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    I search my inner self for the ability to use the force.
     
  6. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    I think you should find some clothes first.
     
  7. civplayah

    civplayah phantasm

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    I see what the belt with many pockets has in it.
     
  8. GhostWriter16

    GhostWriter16 Deity

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    We don't have clothes?

    Well, I care more about the force anyway;)
     
  9. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Neud Jedi!
     
  10. Kyzarc Fotjage

    Kyzarc Fotjage Rise Up

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    catchalogues the pumpkin Puts on the underarmor and the wizarding robe.
     
  11. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    I find a GPS which has the exact location to the actual, real Jam of Eternity
     
  12. merciary

    merciary No idea what I'm doing

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    Puts on some Space Marine armor (I'm talking WH 40K)
     
  13. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    May we please start Seon? :)
     
  14. schlaufuchs

    schlaufuchs La Femme Moderne

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    I put on a superman costume I found conveniently place conveniently in the closet right next to me.
     
  15. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    I search the closet for all of the following items:

    Che Guevara T-Shirt
    Underpants
    31st Century Space Marine Armor
    Lightsaber
    10-foot Pole
    Rope
    Subway Foot-Long Sandwich
    2-Liter Bottle of Sprite
    Duct Tape
    Gummi Bears
    Triforce of Power
    $1,217.89 in cash
    Bag of Holding
    Bag of Holding Bags of Holding
    Coupon for 50% off of a Large Dominos Pizza
    Assault Rifle
    1 Liter of Hydrogen Gas
    Keys to Darth Vader's TIE fighter
    Soylent Green
    1 Internetz
    Stone of Resurrection
    6-Pack of Duff Beer

    I expect to find at leas some of this. :p
     
  16. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    5: You find it complete with lightsaber, except without force abilities.

    3: You find a Star Trek Red Shirt shirt.

    5: You now have the ability to use telekinesis, but you better get some clothes on before the white cloaked man come and get you.

    1: You look for a pocket in a belt in vain, until you notice that the actual Belt of Many Pockets lieing a few feet away. It then mysteriously catches on fire.

    FIRE! Smoke is filling up the closet...

    6: OVERSHOOT!!! You don your magical hat, magical wizarding robe, and magical staff. Beams of light shoot everywhere, burning holes in various shirts and striking Diamondeye full on in the chest. Additionally, the magical aura lift you up until your head goes through the ceiling. Ouch.

    5: It is at 567840357894 paces north, 23420578934 paces east, 100 levels up, and 10 paces south.

    5: It comes with its own bolt rifle with 2 clips of ammo.

    6: You don it, and immediately you feel power rushing through your veins as lasers come out of your eyes. It strikes Diamondeye full on in the chest as he regains his balance, knocking him off his feet, and burns a hole through the closet door. Then you decide to take the flight ability of the suit out for a test drive, and forget that the closet has a ceiling above the hole that kyzarc created. Reinforced mithril ceilings.

    You find yourself with a rather nasty bump.

    3: Instead of those, you find a package from Seon. Co
     
  17. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    I delve into the secrets of the Dark Side.
     
  18. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    With what?
     
  19. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    I slice through the closet door and search for a Sith Holocron. There :smug:
     
  20. choxorn

    choxorn Watermelon Headcrab

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    Omega tried to find the GPS, not civplayah. ;)

    I open Seon Co's package.
     

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