Roll to Dodge: Jam of Eternity

[Seon]

Yes, I open the Sith Holocron and delve into the secrets of the Dark Side.

Also are you using a D6?

Of course I am using D6. I have always used a D6. The D20 Roll to Dodge is a variant of D6 rule. And I know that because I started it, Roll to Dodge, I mean.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Of course I am using D6. I have always used a D6. The D20 Roll to Dodge is a variant of D6 rule. And I know that because I started it, Roll to Dodge, I mean.

Okay just clariffying.

 

[W|M]

If it's not too late, I look for an Adamantine Battleaxe.

 

[merciary]

I go to town on the hordes in front of me using the bolter, my fist, and anything else to remove them.

 

[Abaddon]

I discover treasure in my hole.

 

[Diamondeye]

I turn on the showertab to shut out the voices and so no noobody can hear me cry.

 

[schlaufuchs]

I stroll out of the closet which we were previously trapped in.

Spoiler :

 

[Duke Blackstone]

If it is not too late, i search the closet for a pimp suit, complete with an uzi and whip.

 

[choxorn]

I projectile vomit whatever is in my stomach at the zombies outside the door.

 

[Seon]

When I said Adventure Ho, I meant going to find the Enternal Jam, not donning Pirate crap. What a waste of two 5s in a row.

So, I find the Enternal Jam with the GPS.

Good sir, would I make it sooooooo easy?

 

[Seon]

tries to implode the zombie and demon heads via implosion spells

6 + 1 = 7: (OMG!!!!) You let out a word of power, immediately creating a small singularity in the middle of the crowd of zombies and smashing them together into a meatball. Diamondeye, who is hiding in the bathroom, is attracted to the gravitational pull of this singularity and begins to orbit it. You happened to be in his orbital path, and the next moment you find yourself both knocked inside the bathroom.

I burn to a crisp, but, magically, I am unharmed, for I have discovered an invulnerability to fire. Does that work?

2: You burn to a crisp.

...you now wake up before a large gate where billions of souls swarm around, jeering at your failure.

Yes, I open the Sith Holocron and delve into the secrets of the Dark Side

1: You destroy the holocron and your red lightsaber and also dye your black Sith robe white. You also sware a blood oath to destroy all Sith.

So, I find the Enternal Jam with the GPS

4: It is at 567840357894 paces north, 23420578934 paces east, 100 levels up, and 10 paces south

I look for an Adamantine Battleaxe

4: You find an axtinguisher.

I go to town on the hordes in front of me using the bolter, my fist, and anything else to remove them

4+1 = 5: You look disappointingly at the cleared corridor when you notice some imps at the other end of the corridor with the word "WTF" written on their expression. You grin.

I discover treasure in my hole.

2: You find an earthworm.

I turn on the showertab to shut out the voices and so no noobody can hear me cry.

2: You slip on a piece of zombie flesh.

I stroll out of the closet which we were previously trapped in

6: BAH! As Superman, you don't STROLL out of your closet, you BASH out of your closet! You weld shut the door again with your laser sight and punch it open with your PINKIE FINGER, flinging the door many miles forward, through several walls, people, zombies, canyons, buildings, president of Arz karlam, and a vortex of chaos and then finally into your head. Ouch. But the satisfaction of having so much power gives you +1 bonus to rolls next turn.

If it is not too late, i search the closet for a pimp suit, complete with an uzi and whip.

6: You find....

Chicago Gangster outfit

Michael's Pizzeria Coupons

2 Micro Uzis.

Double barreled shotgun.

A paper whip.

A package from Seon. Co.

10000 dollars worth of casino chip.

Note from Vinnie. It reads: You are a dead man.

I projectile vomit whatever is in my stomach at the zombies outside the door.

4: You vomit the package and it travels an inch forward before Aristoteles's law of gravity makes it drop like a stone back towards the ground. Than it explodes.

ROLL TO DODGE

choxorn: 5: You quickly roll out of the way.

Owen: 6: You stomp on the explosion, removing its danger.

 

[Kyzarc Fotjage]

calls upon the vast power that is Zorc and Pals to destroy this foolish bathroom for getting in my way!

 

[merciary]

I'm assuming that I've already killed those imps I've discovered.
If I haven't already killed them, do so.

If I have, I look for a way to the next level.

 

[Darth Caesar]

I become a Mob Boss.

 

[civplayah]

I get back to reality.

 

[choxorn]

I look for non-explosive packages from Seon Co.

 

[Omega124]

I continue my journey!

 

[GhostWriter16]

I try to find a FUNCTIONING AND READY TO KILL red lightsaber.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I sprint to where i believe the kitchen would be, and make a large Italian sub for Vinny. Just in case Oh, I also open my Seon Co. Goodie Bag

 

[bestrfcplayer]

I try to find some clothes.