Marcher Jovian
Emperor
- Joined
- Jul 12, 2013
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I pay off my dept and find a 10$ bill on the ground.
Hey hey! I have four-leaf clover?! Why didn't I get +2 to dodge?
I use my charisma to charm KaiserElectric into giving me everything, and allowing me to escape.
I pay off my dept and find a 10$ bill on the ground.
I continue searching for treasure, and get the Pirates to help me look for treasure.
I do as the horse commands.
I stare at my cut and with my glare, cause my arm to reattach to my body
I materialize, because this is just too cool.
I attach a motor to my bicycle
I perform an elaborate Kung-Fu technique that knocks Tsoate out ofhismy clothes.
I use my charisma to charm KaiserElectric into giving me everything, and allowing me to escape.
Goody, goody. I beg for money.kill fire said:(You've gone stark, raving mad, and must kill everyone else to win!)
Goody, goody. I beg for money.
I beg for pants.
I paint my bicycle red and make it so that the motor attached to it works.
Go searching in the telephone book for [target]'s name.
With my bleeding situation now fixed, I find and grab a M249
I materialize into this world.
I mount Sir Reginald and take to the skies with a "Tally ho!", looking around for other people.
I realize I forgot about my secret money chest in my mattress. I count the money and check that it is enough to barely pay off my debt, and it is!
I cut off the Landshark's fin and wear it as a good luck charm.