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BEC NOIR! RUN!
Sir Reginaaaaaaald! I work myself into a righteous fury to avenge his injuries and attack the pirates and choxorn.
Well, that worked even better than I expected! I'll try attacking both mythmonster AND Sir Reginald this time! I'll hit each of them with two swords and use the fifth for defense.
FIVE SWORD STYLE: MYTHICAL SPINNING ATTACK!
Sir Reginaaaaaaald! I work myself into a righteous fury to avenge his injuries and attack the pirates and choxorn.
I accept the challenge.
I arrive at west india man's party and dance.
I change KaiserElectric's target for this game.
I summon a tribe of ninjas to continue their blood feud against the pirates
I ride the horse to [target]'s house and shoot him dead with these machine guns.
I invite everyone in town to my party by riding around in my motorcycle with a banner inviting everyone.
Ow, that hurt! Let's try this again. This time I'll focus on mythmonster and send the Pirates at Sir Reginald.
FIVE SWORD STYLE: SWING THE SWORDS AROUND LIKE GENERAL GRIEVOUS, AND I MEAN THE COOL GRIEVOUS FROM THE CLONE WARS CARTOON SERIES AND NOT THE LAME ONE FROM EVERY OTHER ONE OF HIS APPEARANCES... SLICING ATTACK WITH FIVE SWORDS!!!
I invoke the Pirate Code by asking for parlay.
I convince the mob to work for me.
I tug on the missing half of my suit and introduce Tsoate to my other martial arts style: Car Fu
I finish SS off.
I train the turtle to use its innate water attacks, and name it Squirtle
I get the state/province/equivalent government to issue a state-wide invitation to my party.
I run away.
talonschild said:I take apart my bike and use the parts to fashion a rudimentary submachine gun.
You are now under the protection of parley. Pirates cannot target you for the next 2 turns.