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Roll to Dodge: Random Mayhem!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Darth Caesar, Nov 4, 2010.

  1. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Here are the rules, borrowed from electric's game.

    1. Post an action.
    2. I will use a random number generator to determine the results.

    Also, if some third party attacks you, you roll to dodge, although you should know that by now.

    1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
    2-4 : Failure, with penalty
    5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
    8-10 : Failure, no penalty
    11-13 : Straightforward success
    14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
    17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
    20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

    In any case, mostly everything goes. Don't metagame or stuff like that, otherwise I will force you to fail on your future rolls.

    Also, no intermediate actions, and you can't take the same action twice you may do the same action numerous times.. Every turn will last one day or until everyone has an action, yada yada yada, last person alive wins.

    I will follow the two player rule for not sending in orders. If two players do not send in orders unexcused, I will delay the update. If it is delayed again, Ragnarok will be unleashed upon the offending player, WoG killing them if they continue to not send in orders.

    I think you know the drill by now, so let's go!
     
  2. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Sign-Ups

    NedimNapoleon A.K.A. Adolf Hitler
    HPs: 175
    Other Stuff
    A gold bling necklace. (+5 HPs), Furher of Germany, in hell.


    Abaddon
    HPs: 150
    Other Stuff
    Super Good Luck Charm (will randomly boost roll by 1-3)
    , M-1 Garrand, AT-ST, bleeding.


    link16
    HPs: 165
    Other Stuff
    Golden Ring, Sword.


    Domination3000 A.K.A. Joseph. Stalin
    HPs: 125
    Other Stuff
    A fully fuctional T-90 tank, two AK-47s .


    Perfection A.K.A. Jesus
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Can walk on water, liter of water


    Seon
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Plutonium, uranium, Pistol, Shotgun, First Aid Kit, diet mountain dew , Chicago Ted outfit, in cardboard box.


    !!!!
    HPs: 195
    Other Stuff
    Guinea Pig, Sad, superstrength.


    Omega124 A.K.A. Huey Long
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Leader of the A.U.S.D.S., Super Strength (Right arm), in military bunker.


    CivPlayah
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Location: Hole.
    In subterannean city, 55% Defense bonus, M-16, durasteel laser beem equiped shovel.


    mythmonster2
    HPs 135
    Other Stuff
    Caveman, large stick, big deer, bleeding.


    West India Man A.K.A. 12th Century Mason

    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Giant Trebuchet

    Rhawn A.K.A. Bruce Lee
    Hps: 125
    Other Stuff
    Superstrength, channeling energy.


    NPC's

    Radioactive Monkey.
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Himself
    Radioactive poo, Radio active banana's

    Chuck Norris
    HPs 100
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Himself
    He's Chuck Norris, the most Kick $@! man in history.


    A.U.S.D.S. Platoon
    HPs 800
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Omega124


    Shipload of Pirates
    HPs 425
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Themselves.


    Ninjas
    HPs: 400
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Themselves


    Tank Platoon Commanded by Patton
    HPs: 800
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Omega124


    Squad of Stormtroopers
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Abaddon


    Uncle Vinny
    Hp: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Himself


    Black Rider
    HPs: 300
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: link16


    Police Squad
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Justice


    US Army Infantry
    HPs: 800
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: U.S.A.


    US Army Armor
    HPs: 800
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: U.S.A.


    Angels
    HPs: 500
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: God Almighty


    Knight
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Some King somewhere.


    Mother Tiger
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Her Babies


    Piccolo
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Abadon


    Gohan
    HPs: 200
    Other Stuff
    Loyalty: Abbadon




    Game Events

    Second American Civil War.
    Ninja v. Pirates War.
     
  3. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    Adolf Hitler
    HPs: 200
     
  4. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    You get 200 Hps, and you don't get other stuff until you start to play.
     
  5. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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  6. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Is this your first RTD?
     
  7. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    Yup It is, I played Imperium, Mafia, Realpoltik and everything else except this
     
  8. Abaddon

    Abaddon Deity

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    NES/FG/SF Activity:Arguing the toss
    I search for a lucky rabbits foot.
     
  9. Link

    Link Scarves

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    I'll play.
     
  10. GhostWriter16

    GhostWriter16 Deity

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    IN as Josef Stalin (For irony.)

    I build an ICBM.
     
  11. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    IN as Jesus

    I walk on water
     
  12. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Okay that should be enough to start link, Nedim, I need actions from you. And remember i'm still accepting sign-ups.
     
  13. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Also this counts as power gaming.
     
  14. GhostWriter16

    GhostWriter16 Deity

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    OK I'll change it.

    I build a Tank (Is that legal?)
     
  15. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Hmm...:think:...I think I can allow that.
     
  16. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    Hitler RaP
    Spoiler :
    H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    The name is A!
    And I'm back in command
    Cause I'm the illest fuhrer
    Representing Deutschland

    Reich 1, reich 2, reich 3
    That's me! The mastermind behind World War 3
    No, 2! My bad! Oh well, start it over!
    Been gone for so long but now I'm back and I'ma show ya
    Everybody Hitler-hatin' when they speak my name
    But it's the new millenium and the Fuhrer has changed
    And what I bet ya'll didn't know is now I'm down with the jews!
    The gypsies, homosexuals and retards too!
    Cause I stopped burnin' people, started burnin' CD's
    Stopped battlin' the world, started battlin' MC's
    Just started bustin' rhymes, finally found my groove
    And now the 'S.S' on my jacket stands for 'Super Smooth'

    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    To all the aryans in the area that are carryin' rhymes
    And neo-nazi's better watch me, catch on up with the times
    When other rappers see me coming, yo they run and they hide
    I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide
    Cause when it comes to droppin' hooks there is none greater
    Throw a finger to my public, then I grab my dictator!
    Cause I'm flexin' my might and I'm showing my strength
    I'll get your lady going, get her moaning 'Mein Kampf!'
    No longer Nazi, but I still like to party
    And there are plenty women up in here with master racy bodies
    Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know I like em' that way
    Yo, Goering, you got something to say?

    Goering:
    Creep with me! As I roll through the Rhine
    Out getting yours while I'm out getting mine
    Got a skull on my jacket, pimp it, it pays
    Got hoes hunkered in my bunker and they stay there for days
    Got a shorty waiting for me at every point of the land
    And that just comes with being Adolf's right hand man
    I'm the Chairman of the Council of Defense of the Reich
    And if you'll come back to my castle, babe, we'll stay up all night

    Hitler:
    Driving down the street in my Panzer tank
    Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my Anne Frank
    And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style
    Raise my left hand, party people say 'Heil!'
    Got a page from Eva Braun, that I'll say that I missed
    There's a party up at Schindlers and I'm on his 'A-list!'
    Cause I put my past behind! Ya'll can think what you will!
    But no more propoganda, it's Triumph of the ill!

    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Driving down the streets in the fancy car
    Say H-I-T-L-E-R
    Thought we'd never make it but here we are

    Yo, that's it that's my rhyme!
    We outta here!
    Give it up! Give it up!
    West Berlin!
     
  17. Darth Caesar

    Darth Caesar Might be a Wizard

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    Is that your action?
     
  18. NedimNapoleon

    NedimNapoleon Weird Little Human

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    ya, thats my action Im making a rap song
     
  19. Seon

    Seon Not An Evil Liar

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    I go to find some plutonium.
     
  20. !!!!!

    !!!!! why use 1 ! when can use5

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    land of fluff
    in as a guinea pig
     

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