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Roll to Dodge: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster Edition

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by KaiserElectric, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I make red flags to increase Zombie Lenin's power.
     
  2. topsecret

    topsecret Believer

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    I open the trapdoor in my bunker and find some old artifacts.
    My few robots remaining meet Indiana Jones.
     
  3. madtemplar0

    madtemplar0 The Prosecutor

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    I construct a flying castle to house all my dino minions!
     
  4. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    I find King Arthur and persuade him to give me Excalibur.
     
  5. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    I curl into the fetal position, hoping that I will be cured
     
  6. LordNwahs6

    LordNwahs6 Cookies for everyone!

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    I ascend into heaven (effectively leaving the game).

    Bye guys!
     
  7. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    I discover a parallel universe.
     
  8. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    I create a second sun where the moon is now, except this is a blue hypergiant
     
  9. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    This hasn't died yet! Super special Fourth of July update coming tomorrow afternoon!
     
  10. madtemplar0

    madtemplar0 The Prosecutor

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    Wow. I forgot about this. Awesome!
     
  11. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Unavoidably delayed, I'll need to finish and post the update later in the evening. Sorry. :(
     
  12. topsecret

    topsecret Believer

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    No worries :hatsoff:
     
  13. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    As long as the delay involves fireworks, no problem! :p
     
  14. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    AMERICA!!!!!!

    For the win.
     
  15. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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  16. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    Nobody cares how to dance to it, we just all have to know how to sing it.
     
  17. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 Thought Bubble Thinker Supporter

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    Just like how hardly anyone knows the second verse of our anthem (the ones who do are treated as second class citizens) :p
     
  18. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    Nobody knows the last 3 verses of ours.

    But no one cares. The first verse is the National Anthem. All four is the Star Spangled Banner.
    That's how I see it, at least.
     
  19. madtemplar0

    madtemplar0 The Prosecutor

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    Where the pancake is the update?
     
  20. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Stupid delays.

    (1+2=3) Since Nwahs left the game, you decide to shoot yourself instead. (-8 hp)

    (1) Your radical new program is highly unpopular, and you are dethroned by a mob of anarchist teens, corporate mercenary teams, and Final Fantasy cosplayers. You are shackled to a giant iron ball and dropped in the middle of a nondescript area from a helicopter, hitting the ground for 9 damage.

    On a side note, I like where this round is going so far. :evil:

    (4) By discovering something that doesn't exist, you find that it does exist, meaning that you couldn't have found that it existed in the first place if it really didn't exist.

    Your brain tries to escape through your ears as you contemplate the paradox. (-6 hp)

    (18+1=19) Vodkalicious! Your regenerative abilities are given a boost this round.

    (8) You turn into a singer from a Polish death metal band. It's not what you hand in mind, so you change back.

    (18) Your ward is super effective!

    (5+4=9) Combat experience =/= medical experience.

    (2) They just make him angry.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (11) You deftly avoid the undead revolutionary leader.

    (19) You find a handful of interesting knick-knacks, but your personal favorite is a golden wristband with a shiny emerald embedded in the center. You put it on, and a little voice seems to whisper in your ear.

    "Who is an enemy?"

    Answering said voice is a free action.

    (17) Your robots rendezvous with Indy and help him retrieve an ancient artifact from a Nazi science lab. While Indy goes off to so what Indy does best, your robots reactivate some Nazi-bots and reprogram them to answer to you, effectively tripling their number.

    (9) You come across a critical flaw in your plan when you discover that concrete doesn't float in the air.

    (17) Quite the tongue of silver you have. Excalibur get!

    (8) To the surprise of all involved, that didn't work.

    (4) You discover a mirror realm, and your double escapes to attack you.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (2) .kcits a htiw uoy staeb regnagleppod live suoived ruoY (-9 hp)

    (19+2=20) You create a blue sun pretty darn close to where the moon was. It's also pretty darn hot, so all players are burned for 15 damage! Ouch!

    Zombie Lenin already attacked someone today.

    Vergeit grows impatient of your slow progress. He has upped the stakes.
     

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