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Roll to Dodge: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster Edition

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by KaiserElectric, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. Tecknojock

    Tecknojock Keeping the world running

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    I attempt fire bending on ninjacow and discover that I am, in fact, the avatar.

    I have my crew wrap ninjacow in chains and sink him to the bottom of the ocean.
     
  2. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 Thought Bubble Thinker Supporter

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    Damn and blast my vodka encrusted clothing. If only there was a way to get rid of it...

    I KNOW! I take off all my clothing, that way they can't smell the Vodka! Because I am naked, they would get all confused and put chains on Technojock instead!
     
  3. Yoshiegg737

    Yoshiegg737 Jungo Jungo

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    Since I'm dead, I go and annoy Vertieg until the end of time
     
  4. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    I go completely insane at this insult, take Excalibur and kill a bunch of nerds with it to prove I'm not a nerd.
     
  5. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    I throw a bucket of vodka on top of Ninjacow.
     
  6. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    I hire some Somali Pirates to work for me.
     
  7. JohannaK

    JohannaK Heroically Clueless

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    I upgrade my orbital potato launcher to Orbital Friendship Cannon.
     
  8. topsecret

    topsecret Believer

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    I find an ambulance located conviently outside my bunker.
    My robots bring the cannon back to my bunker, thus increasing it's range and power.
     
  9. SouthernKing

    SouthernKing crickety cricket

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    Instead of attempting to remove it, I use Earth's magnetic field to block the effects of the wristband.
     
  10. spaceman98

    spaceman98 Plotting something

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    I reforge the one ring.

    My orcs kill SamSniped.
     
  11. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    My Soldiers break my shackle, then I do a freedom dance.
     
  12. topsecret

    topsecret Believer

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    :bump:
     
  13. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    I tell my brain there's more where that came from if it doesn't get it together
     
  14. KaiserElectric

    KaiserElectric Total Freakin Besties

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    Special thanks to Omega for reminding me to pull my act together and update this.

    (7) All the doctors all occupied with other patients owing to SK's chaotic screwing around with the cosmos.

    (11) You attempt to fire bend, but just get frustrated and kick him in the nads for 2 damage instead. The Touch of Death applies itself to your hit for an additional 5 damage.

    (7+4=11) Your crew ties him up, but your environmentally conscious crew elects not to toss him into the ocean for fear of contaminating it with all the vodka in Ninja's system.

    (20-1=19) Your sudden nudity puts Shock and Awe tactics to shame, and Technojock's crew members are so utterly confused that they toss Techno into the drink.

    Have fun!

    (3) You barge into what you think is a comic book convention, but it turns out to be a police station full of SWAT officers.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (2) Not in the face! (-8 damage)

    Your force field was broken, and the effects will manifest next round.

    (11) Ninja absorbs some of the Vodka into his system, boosting his regen slightly.

    (12) A pair of them flock to your banner.

    (3+1=4) You stick a screwdriver where it doesn't belong and eject a marshmallow out the wrong end.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (4) Your eye socket becomes softer and fluffier. (-5 damage)

    (8) You find an ambulance located some distance away, but are too lazy to use it.

    (14) Your robots rig up the gun to the bunker. Firepower!

    (2+2=4) The spiritual mumbo-jumbo in the bracelet doesn't care for that at all.

    ROLL TO DODGE

    (12-5=7) The wristband takes control of your hand. Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself! LOL! (-5 damage)

    (9) You're no blacksmith, let alone one infused with the dark side or whatever.

    (7) They don't taste Samflesh.

    (8) Your soldiers try to break the chains, but are ultimately unsuccessful.

    (13=3=10) You do a victory dance anyway. Didn't do anything, but you feel better inside.

    (3) It refuses to listen. You feel yourself becoming a bit more stupid.

    Zombie Lenin shambles around a bit.

    New rule: All new players will join the game at 50 health.

    Things are beginning to get strange...
     
  15. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 Thought Bubble Thinker Supporter

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    HA HA! We and WIM perform a glorious communist revolution in Techojock's ship!

    @WIM: Should we have a glorious communist alliance to win the game?
     
  16. Buddhafish

    Buddhafish Abbey Road

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    I become the leader of the new Communist Republican State of Earthistan.

    My Pirates commandeer a spaceship.
     
  17. west india man

    west india man Immortal

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    We should, yes.

    Me and Ninjacow perform a glorious communist revolution in Techojock's ship!
     
  18. NinjaCow64

    NinjaCow64 Thought Bubble Thinker Supporter

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    @Buddha: Do you want to join me in making a Soviet Alliance that will last forever? An Alliance for winning the game?

    @WIM: YAY! [party]
     
  19. Omega124

    Omega124 Challenging Fate

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    Fine. I eat my brain, hoping it will go back to the right place.

    EDIT: And it was Sam, not me, who reminded you to update. All I said was not to update before I posted. :p
     
  20. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    playing some funky jams
    I try and find a doctor not busy at the hospital, and hire him.
     

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